Awesome GW rap

Konrow

Konrow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

NY, New York

Warlords of Earth [WAR]

Lol this is awesome. its a gW rap just listen to it its really funny

http://www.ytcracker.com/music/ytcra...0guildwars.mp3

bulletsmile

bulletsmile

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

I live in Konglevegen

N/

lol, nice one! it tells the gw story =) who made it?

jtchans

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletsmile
lol, nice one! it tells the gw story =) who made it? ytcracker

Lady Lorwinia

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

In this universe. In north america. That should keep you pedophiles guessing^^

R/Me

That's awesome. Totally awesome rofl.

You gotta have a lotta time on your hands to make that tho

Konrow

Konrow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

NY, New York

Warlords of Earth [WAR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Lorwinia
That's awesome. Totally awesome rofl.

You gotta have a lotta time on your hands to make that tho he's got a lot of "raps"so i'm guessing its wat he does

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

LMAO awesome

Murder In China

Murder In China

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2005

/B/Chan

Looking for one

W/

Nice find.

j_unit66

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

team love [kiSu]

W/

this guys good

calamitykell

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

N.Y.C.

He's awesome. I kinda knew him on another (non-GW related) forum. Gen[M]ay. He's got a lot of raps... he does nerd-rap, specifically.

He's got a rap about N.E.S. and a rap about Surge (the old caffeine drink.)

ytcracker rocks.

Symeon

Symeon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

That is awesome. /clap

Daemon Dremora

Daemon Dremora

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Millington, TN

Seele Erntemaschine {Nein}

lmao at first i thought this was going to be stupid.... but i listened to it anyways and that was actually one of the funniest/best things i have ever heard. i hope this guy has a website because it is so going on my fav list.

Mister Muhkuh

Mister Muhkuh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Germany

Ugly Ducklings [ugly]

P/

nice one xD

LifeInfusion

LifeInfusion

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

in the midline

E/Mo

OMG that is funny lol

calamitykell

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

N.Y.C.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Daemon Dremora
lmao at first i thought this was going to be stupid.... but i listened to it anyways and that was actually one of the funniest/best things i have ever heard. i hope this guy has a website because it is so going on my fav list. http://www.ytcracker.com/

His NES album is great. (Nerdrap Entertainment System.) Song by same title brings back childhood memories for some of us, I'm sure.

Bahumhat

Bahumhat

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Somewhere

C A K E[YuM]

Since we're talking about GuildWars rap, heres another one.

http://files.filefront.com/Guild_Wal.../fileinfo.html

sh4ft3d

sh4ft3d

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

Frank Ought To Monk [FotM]

W/

So funny man...

Sab

Sab

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Anybody have the lyrics for that first rap?

Indian

Indian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

[SWIM]/[HooD]/[RFE]

Me/

/claps

Awesome! im burning it to play in my car now ^__^

Bugz Bunny

Bugz Bunny

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

E/Mo

i like that rap thats pretty kool, its really good with the orginal gw theme music lol but over all great song

Stalker Haras

Stalker Haras

I Didn't Do It

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

LOl..reminds me about the one i made for WoW and my old guild there.lol...

Kakumei

Kakumei

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Grind is subjective

learn this please

Quote:
Originally Posted by LuxA
Anybody have the lyrics for that first rap? From memory:

I am the hero, the chosen
Not even Frozen Soil can keep me down
I be that ytcracker, the platinum stacker
Rockin' 15k through every town
Catch me in the Forge sellin' max gold weapons
If you try to jack me see what happens
Guild DGS you can check my tag
Fat pockets cuz I'm holdin runes on my bag

It all started in a place called Ascalon
Where a race called the Charr invaded us
A brave prince said "hold the wall or we're dead"
Couldn't hold it long, to the South we fled
To Fort Ranik, all the people in a panic
The kingdom was fallin like the Titanic
I asked the guy with the catapult, "Whatcha need?
I found some parts in the wreckage, are ya lookin for these?"
Through the ruins to the Academy
To a place where the Prince would rather be
You see, his daddy's got a few problems
Problem is that he can't solve em
So he says, "you're no longer my son
To the Shiverpeaks, bitch, get your ass on the run."

To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider
The Arch to the Henge usin Stefan the fighter
Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle
Go to the desert and flee from the scandal
Reach for Elona and rivers of thirst
Ascend after Dunes by doin your worst
To yourself then fulfillin by Glint's grand design
The prophecy states at Perdition you'll find
The vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich
Beat him, take the scepter, and finish this bitch

So that chapter closes, arena's our journey
Beatin Koreans in every Tomb tourney
Guild versus guild since I got my own hall
Spikers and spirits and smiting them all
Try to take favor and offer to Grenth
Farm up some ecto and spend every cent
Salvage some runes, heal Divine Boon
Level to 20 on all of my toons

Sab

Sab

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Kakumei: Legend.

master_ranger_matt

master_ranger_matt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Salt Lake City, Utah.... no im not mormon

Radicals Against Tyrants [RAT]

R/Me

Nice.

Shinobi Quicksilver

Shinobi Quicksilver

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

At my house....duh

[KAT] Krewe Of Arcane Terrors

R/Me

I hae to bring u guys dwn but seeing as i listen to rap ALL the time....that sucked...yell at me if u want but it did...nice beat in the background but it kinda ticks me off when some wannabe trys to make some gay rap..


FLAME DONE

Kakumei

Kakumei

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Grind is subjective

learn this please

Quote:
Originally Posted by LuxA
Kakumei: Legend.
No problem.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinobi Quicksilver
I hae to bring u guys dwn but seeing as i listen to rap ALL the time....that sucked...yell at me if u want but it did...nice beat in the background but it kinda ticks me off when some wannabe trys to make some gay rap..


FLAME DONE Nice of you to title your post "flame". In case you're unaware, it's not designed to compete with "professional" rap--it's nerdrap, designed to appeal to--guess who!--NERDS.

Raiin Maker

Raiin Maker

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

England

Blood On The Worlds Hands

W/

i personaly hate rap, really hate it.

but if it has a good meaning behind it i dont mind, wouldnt choose to listen to it, but i have nothing against it.

that is the first rap song i would ever choose to listen to. Great find!

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

this is pretty damn funny, but the main thing that bothers me is that the music wasn't in sync for about 1/4 of the song. ah well, still pretty damn good. i especially like the part about "beating the Koreans in every Tomb tourney".

they'd still own you though.

anubis_master

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

playing GW

Quote:
From memory:

I am the hero, the chosen
Not even Frozen Soil can keep me down
I be that ytcracker, the platinum stacker
Rockin' 15k through every town
Catch me in the Forge sellin' max gold weapons
If you try to jack me see what happens
Guild DGS you can check my tag
Fat pockets cuz I'm holdin runes on my bag

It all started in a place called Ascalon
Where a race called the Charr invaded us
A brave prince said "hold the wall or we're dead"
Couldn't hold it long, to the South we fled
To Fort Ranik, all the people in a panic
The kingdom was fallin like the Titanic
I asked the guy with the catapult, "Whatcha need?
I found some parts in the wreckage, are ya lookin for these?"
Through the ruins to the Academy
To a place where the Prince would rather be
You see, his daddy's got a few problems
Problem is that he can't solve em
So he says, "you're no longer my son
To the Shiverpeaks, bitch, get your ass on the run."

To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider
The Arch to the Henge usin Stefan the fighter
Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle
Go to the desert and flee from the scandal
Reach for Elona and rivers of thirst
Ascend after Dunes by doin your worst
To yourself then fulfillin by Glint's grand design
The prophecy states at Perdition you'll find
The vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich
Beat him, take the scepter, and finish this bitch

So that chapter closes, arena's our journey
Beatin Koreans in every Tomb tourney
Guild versus guild since I got my own hall
Spikers and spirits and smiting them all
Try to take favor and offer to Grenth
Farm up some ecto and spend every cent
Salvage some runes, heal Divine Boon
Level to 20 on all of my toons and i thought i had no life

International Playa

International Playa

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2006

Fury

W/R

I got to meet da nig who did this!

Never seen such a thing GW humor in a rap
I got to battle this guy sometime

sr3yas

sr3yas

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Catacombs

The Soviets [CCCP]

E/

Omg, This Is Such A Crazy Rap !!!!!!!! This Is My New Ringtone :d