The strangest pvp or GvG game ever played

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Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2006

United States

Band of Brothers

W/Mo

Well we all have shared some embaresing times in GW i was wondering if
people wanted to share some of their most embarasing pvp (or GvG)
experiences.

calamitykell

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

N.Y.C.

Not quite embarassing but..


This one time in TA, I ran an N/R with 3 skills: Charm Animal, Comfort Animal, and Rez Sig. My team consisted of me, 2 monks, and a warrior.

We ended up facing 2 monks and an MM. It went 11:30, and we won flawless. My pet must have died 40 times, and gave them plenty of bone fiends to use on us. But we won.

Then they said we were noobs 'cause they were r3. lmao.

I'm so happy I got that fraps'd.

Phaern Majes

Phaern Majes

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Anywhere but up

The Panserbjorne [ROAR]

R/Mo

Probably the one that went like this.

Other team player #1: Enjoy the free win.

Player #1 has left the game.
Player #2 has left the game.
Player #3 has left the game.
Player #4 has left the game.

Flawless Victory +25 Faction, +25 Faction.

It was in the TA's, apparently thats all that team did was join and leave. Being nice I guess?

nirhan shadowmauler

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

potland,oregon

Through the eyes of the dragon [eyes]

E/W

got 8 guys all pumped up to gvg. but they were all kinda new pvpers in the guild so we decided to find an unranked match before doing any ranked. so we find a team in HA looking for the same thing basically we are. so we get into the gvg and they have like 3 players and 4 hench. and we get smoked. twice. damn ranger trappers laying too many traps on the flag stand.

Ctb

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

W/

The time one of our guildies somehow managed to go into GvG without any weapons equipped.

Count to Potato

Count to Potato

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Imagination Land

I Swear She Was Eighteen [Gwen]

W/

Four Monks on Four Warriors in Random Arena, Four Warriors left after 10 minutes!

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

Random arenas, The Crag. One team member drops immediately at the beginning, the other goes "omfg n00b leaver" and promptly leaves. So I, a Warrior, am left with another Warrior against a full 4 people team with a monk.

Holy 7-6 win, Batman.

awesome sauce

awesome sauce

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Ever had it reavealed that you forgot to bring a res sig after a long winning streak? It really sucks.



Quote:
Random arenas, The Crag. One team member drops immediately at the beginning, the other goes "omfg n00b leaver" and promptly leaves. So I, a Warrior, am left with another Warrior against a full 4 people team with a monk.

Holy 7-6 win, Batman.
Heh, had that happen to me once. Only I was a monk and the other was a warrior. Crag is the best place in the game for badly handicapped or comeback victories. The TA priest map isn't bad either.

Aera

Aera

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaern Majes
Probably the one that went like this.

Other team player #1: Enjoy the free win.

Player #1 has left the game.
Player #2 has left the game.
Player #3 has left the game.
Player #4 has left the game.

Flawless Victory +25 Faction, +25 Faction.

It was in the TA's, apparently thats all that team did was join and leave. Being nice I guess?
haha that may have been us...we had 1 guy crashing and we just left because we couldn't be bothered anymore...

weirdest pvp:
they had a mesmer with all interrupts and a ranger with all interrupts, they interruped literally EVERYTHING, any 1/4 second casts...no matter when...almost looked like interrupt hax or something :/

The Purple Pants Guy

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

On a Underworld HA match once, our whole team got horrible lag or something. We couldn't use any skills or move without randomly popping up in places. Every once in a while I could manage to wand something. I think I put something in the chat and it appeared literally a minute later.

Somehow the other team was fine...

Cjlr

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

SMS

E/Me

TA with guildies...

We played one match in bad shape, because our group leader for the session (I should have insisted on leading it, but oh well) was way too overeager to get started. I was stranded with meteor shower/glyph of renewal build, with the other two guys were in similar shape. We lost horribly.

So, back in the outpost, we say "don't go until we say we're ready", and I start setting up a geotank. I've just switched my attributes from fire to earth when I notice the little "entering mission in X" counter had reached 2. I yelled WAIT, and got a confused huh? from the leader for a reply. Zoning...

I arrived in the battle with no skills equipped, our ranger was weaponless, and our warrior had reskilled but not yet respecced. Our leader, the monk, was all set up though. He kept us around for a little while, before losing even worse than the first time...

xuemin

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

E/Mo

in RA on my monk and ended up in a 4-monk team, one team took one look at us and instantly left, others would have a go at killing us and eventually gave up and left >.> just so happened that we were 2 prot 2 heal

Lord Iowerth

Lord Iowerth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Atlanta, GA (#guildwarsguru FTW!)

Biscuit Of Dewm [MEEP]

R/Mo

2 good ones, both happened yesterday for some reason:

1) RA, we get the same thing as Shusky ... one person leaves, another goes "damn noob leaver" and leaves as well (hypocrit? anyway ...) I'm playing a touch ranger, and the other person is too. I asked "You leavin?" she says "nope" and we decide if we work together we can win. We beat the other team (1 monk, one necro, a warrior, and a ranger) ... we broke combat and ran when we needed energy/health, then returned to wreak havoc again once fully charged. It was great!

2) A friend that I HA with wanted me to guest GvG with his guild. Since the ladder is locked anyway, we just did it to get some faction and have some fun. There's a guy named Bryce (not full char name) that always does the most random crazy stuff you've ever seen ... and somehow we always manage to pull off a win. He kept firing the catapult when half our team was in their base, and at one point took off his armor and started fighting the team naked apart from an axe and a shield. We won that game flawless ... it was alot of fun

defrule

defrule

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

Volcano Insurance Salesmen [scam]

3 consecutive GvG's and one person err'd out in each of them. I figured we were cursed that night.

Tarkin

Tarkin

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/N

Randon arenas

4 warriors vs 4 warriors we lost...
4 casters vs 4 casters we win... no monks

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

7 interupt rangers, and a lvl 7 monk in a GvG

TMWNN

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Gold Coast, Australia

Tyrannus Australis [Trex]

W/N

this one was amusing and happened the other night.

Cruising through HA running a hex build. Get to the 1st relic run (I forget the name) and we all get taken out by a newb eoe bomb, amusingly they also took out thier own resser but one of thier guys survived and starts running our relic, then our ghostly killed him with his bow, had to lol, anyway we ressed on 2 mins and then owned them. Too close for comfort tho.

Jagflame

Jagflame

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Illinois

Yours, maybe? Drop me a line.

N/Me

I had a bunch of friends on during the preview that introduced the battle islands so I decided to show them GvG and we did a match. Well knew we were gonna get noobstomped because all except me and another guildy had hardly played GW and were using prebuilds.

At the start one of their members dropped, maybe it was an error or something. We were getting owned anyways when another guy from their team dropped. They were still crushing us so they just drove the hell outta us and pushed us into defense at our base.

So then me and one other guy are the only ones left that aren't dped out so we just stand next to the guild lord and say our prayers to dwayna that we may be spared when another of their team drops out. Then like 3 of their guys ragequit, maybe they thought we had a full team or something XD. So then here comes this lone necromancer charging at us and the guild lord and screaming like Leeroy Jenkins. Of course it didn't do him any good and he left after we killed him.

anonymous

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Strangest one was we were about to enter a GvG, and the guild list bugged one of our guild members out of the guild(no he did not quit) we went in and went to the flag stand stood there for about 2 minutes thinking hmm where is the enemy? Then all of a sudden we get 900 faction for a win + flawless. So the bugged guy restarts GW and comes back, we start a new GvG and the team was like we just versed you, you werent there. We said Um, no you didnt? But then we realized that they were the same name as the ghost guild.

art_

art_

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

I faced MF in GvG the other day. That was entertaining.

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

A MF in HA. They then laid down EoE on themselves (we had no ranger so they were not covering our own spirits).

Pluth

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

Our Guild Rocks [Lily]

In RA i was on a team with a monk, an ele, and 2 warriors one of them being me. The other team consisted of 2 monks and a couple other people. Our team wasted the non-monks, and one of their monks. Somehow it ended up being our team and the two opposing monks cause all they had were rez sigs and they had used them..

Lets just say i quit after 40 mins of fighting and getting absolutely no where. Longest battle of my life... and so boring, but it was funny too.

The Renegade Healer

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

NYC

Go Hoax Yourself [HOAX]

Mo/Me

MF in GvG.

We capped the flag stand, and there was no sign of the enemy. We're thinking "lol, nubs, we have 10 morale now!". The leader made a bad move in not going in right away. When the other team decides to move out, there was a flurry of curses and "OMG"s on Teamspeak. The other team used...quite a bit of time to make minions, and I must say, I've never seen so many minions in my life. We fought them, and did pretty decent, but they kept killing EoE, and once our bonder fell, the rest of the team died pretty quickly.
As soon as we rezed, we went in to gank their guild lord. For some reason, the other team never came over to kill us, they would've pwnt us, our bonds never got back up. However, they instead stood at the flagstand and made more minions. By the time they attacked our base, we had finished off their guild lord. They could've won easily had they stopped our gank, and with all the minions, a lot of them were dying from too much degen. Prety much a noobish MF.

LightningHell

LightningHell

(????????????)???

Join Date: Aug 2005

Hong Kong

Guildless

Mo/

Well, there was this time I forgot to change my Elly from 55 to PvP.

Sekkira

Sekkira

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Canberra, AU

Walk into GvG with an axe and axe skills while specced entirely in sword against TeVL.

I shouldn't complain much though. Vindexus does that type of thing all the time.

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

Mine was this guys who kept running away. Natuarally the other warriors on my team were cursing at him. Then he resed the last guy on the other team that was left and they BOTH started running.

Annoying and weird.

Blessed Winds

Blessed Winds

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

I live in Panda Land. It's wonderful.

PLU (Panda Lovers UNITED)

Me/Mo

We had 2 monks in our team in CA. One monk had to leave at the end, and at the next match, another monk joined our team...what are the odds?

Another time in CA, after the opposing team lost to us, and one of their W/Mos kept cursing at us. The next match, he replaced the ranger in our team who had to leave...

Pickles

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2006

VA

The Gatecrashers

E/Me

Late July '05, my first time playing guild wars, my friend was in shiverpeak arena with his E/N, and i was watching him and his team on their 3rd consecutive win. He got a phone call, so he told me to take over.....i just spammed life siphon, gaze and flare, and the occasional AoR......and somehow we won 2 more matches before everyone had to go. good times :P

Winterclaw

Winterclaw

Wark!!!

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

W/

The only thing that comes to mind was the time in RA that I got teamed with a monk... and all that monk did was to cast mending on everyone and do squat.

I can't tell if it was a bot or a w/mo trying a new build.

Xasew

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

Storm Bearers[SB]

We were fighting some guild in the fire map. We were playing pretty bad so we started losing, and had to fall back near the GL to wait for res. We regrouped and were ready to go back to fight, when suddenly one of our members starts to give weird orders like to drop the flag when no one is holding it, and after listening for maybe 30 seconds or so, we realise that his Vent is lagging so much that the speech is coming 10 minutes late. After 2 minutes it starts to get too funny and we all just start laughing. After 2 more minutes of laughing we go back in to fight(the enemy was just waiting for morale boosts) and actually win ^^. It was pretty crazy.

The funniest matches we've played are probably the ones in the fire map with us trying to split. When our assault team dies to the sentinels and we still manage to win, it gets funny.

Fiendz Bane

Fiendz Bane

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Netherlands

Wee Free Men [凸〇一〇]

W/E

Been a while since this happened but this is the story:

I was testing out a new monk build in RA, i ended up on a team with 1 ele 1 warrior and a ranger.
The team didn't have a lot of damage output but we managed 2 wins. The next game we come up vs 2 necro and 2 ranger, my team wasn't able to kill anyone, but so was the other team.
Then suddenly one of the necro start blaming me for the fact they can't win (in wich he was right) but after he got killed he keeps PMíng me with 'how stupid it is to play a monk' and 'your a gaylord healer' (isn't that the point in being a monk? ), anyways he kept Whispering me for 2 more days with these insults, not spamming, just whispering once in a while.

Quite the person i must say

Mai

Mai

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Needs Moar[DESU]

Mo/

This happened a while ago but it's still funny...to my guildies anyways >_>;

Was late at night and everyone decides to GvG for fun. I set myself up as a boon prot monk and without realizing until the battle had started that I forgot..you guessed it








Divine Boon *sigh* ._.;

Winterclaw

Winterclaw

Wark!!!

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiendz Bane
Then suddenly one of the necro start blaming me for the fact they can't win (in wich he was right) but after he got killed he keeps PMíng me with 'how stupid it is to play a monk' and 'your a gaylord healer' (isn't that the point in being a monk? ), anyways he kept Whispering me for 2 more days with these insults, not spamming, just whispering once in a while.
In the future, don't forget to use the ignore feature.

JR

JR

Re:tired

Join Date: Nov 2005

W/

GvG with FnlD, 6 people from both side got err=7.

We were left with an Ele and something, they had a Mesmer and a Boon Prot. Guess who won.

Frost_

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

running edge bomb, we killed a team with it, lost to the next team, then rematched them when they knew we were egde bomb(map with plenty of open space for spreading out) and beat them again

leprekan

leprekan

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Posers and Wannabes [nubs]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by JR-
GvG with FnlD, 6 people from both side got err=7.

We were left with an Ele and something, they had a Mesmer and a Boon Prot. Guess who won.
LOL, I had a gvg experience sort of like that. Both teams took 2 minutes to load. We lost 2 players on the load (error7) and both teams did the rubber band lag for 10 minutes.

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mai
This happened a while ago but it's still funny...to my guildies anyways >_>;

Was late at night and everyone decides to GvG for fun. I set myself up as a boon prot monk and without realizing until the battle had started that I forgot..you guessed it

Divine Boon *sigh* ._.;
I always forget Divine Boon on boon prots And, naturally, Mantra of Resolve on resolve trappers and Gale on gale warriors, now shock on shock warriors. These things are just too obvious to remember

MSecorsky

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

FPe weekend, my ranger in the 12 vs 12. Got the feel for the timing of an opposing ranger. How good? I disrupted his disrupting shot with my disrupting shot.

We both got a laugh at that while the battle raged around us...

ElGobblo

ElGobblo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

California

The Kingdom of Orr

Mo/Me

The wierdest Pvp Battle ive ever had was in the Yaks Bend Arena.
The team consited of; Level 15 Monk (me), a Level 13 Mesmer, and Level 11 Monk and a Level 9 Messmer. We won 4 Games in a Row!

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

My perfect plan for GvG:

Step 1. Take off all clothes.
Step 2. /dance and /taunt while standing in lava.
Step 3. When rezzed, REPEAT!
Step 4. PM someone after you lose and tell them to have fun and enjoy the faction they just got.