Concept Class: Gender Bender

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Lonesamurai
Lonesamurai
Furnace Stoker
#21
Brilliant, nice one
GentleBreezes
GentleBreezes
Academy Page
#22
That made me chuckle so hard!!! That's fantabulous
Symeon
Symeon
Forge Runner
#23
ROFL! I needed that laugh. Cheers

Very creative.

Here's one:

{Masculinity}{Elite}Ugly And You Know It
5 energy, 20 sec recharge, 1/4 sec casting time
Hex Spell. If target foe is female, that foe takes 5...10 cold damage every second for 4...9 seconds, and cannot attack any of your female allies for this duration. This effect ends if an enchantment is cast on that foe by a female ally.
quickmonty
quickmonty
Ancient Windbreaker
#24
I can think of a few more skills, but they may not be appropriate to post here.

Good stuff .... LMAO
Lexar
Lexar
Krytan Explorer
#25
Btw I'm going to sign for this profession because it's just funny. /sign
Kool Pajamas
Kool Pajamas
Forge Runner
#26
Way unbalanced for pve. How are we supposed to know if that rockshot devourer is male or female?

lmao.
Aera
Aera
Forge Runner
#27
{Femininity} "Does my butt look fat in these pants?"
5 Energy - 30 Sec recharge
Shout. All hostile male targets in the area take 30...80 Brain Damage and you are knocked down for 4...1 seconds.

{Femininity} Iron.
15 Energy - 30 second recharge - 2 second cast
Enchantment spell. For 5...25 seconds target ally gains +10...40 armor.

{Femininity} {E} Gossip.
15 Energy - 30 second recharge - 1/4 second cast
Skill. Target female foe takes 1...4 damage for each point of AL.

{Masculinity} Fart.
10 Energy - 20 second recharge - 1/4 second cast
Skill. All nearby foes are poisoned for 10...25 seconds.

{Masculinity} "Get me a beer!"
10 Energy - 30 second recharge
Shout. Target female ally gains +33% movingspeed for 5...15 seconds.

Just thought up those quickly
Dj Tano
Dj Tano
Lion's Arch Merchant
#28
Why not change the games name to Bed Wars ?

Just in case you are not kidding:

This class is not possible because of one of ANets concept of the game wich would be: "the look or the gender of a character has no influence to gameplay"
Evilsod
Evilsod
Banned
#29
Thats hilarious

The thread name made me think wtf?!

I for 1 would like to find out that the Lich is infact a woman.

(Masculinity) *shout* Pub Crawl (E)

All male allies in the area gain 33% movement speed, 33% fast attack speed but fall over every 3-10seconds for 30 seconds.
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Cjlr
Wilds Pathfinder
#30
Quite good, quite good. Or rather, sheer brilliance.

I would definately make one of those...

Actually, I'd have to make two, wouldn't I, If I wanted the full class experience... Weird.
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Greeneth
Ascalonian Squire
#31
You have too much time on your hands. Way too much time on your hands.
Sai of Winter
Sai of Winter
Jungle Guide
#32
Haha, creative. I had a good laugh reading about it.
Dougal Kronik
Dougal Kronik
Forge Runner
#33
HAHAHAHA! *Wipes eyes*

I want to see the animations for these skills!
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Beta1113
Academy Page
#34
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greeneth
You have too much time on your hands. Way too much time on your hands.
Actually yes and no.

If I have the idea and the basic idea of what I want the class to do, I can organize everyhting in about 30 minutes.

Now that's 30 minutes I could be spending playing GW but sometimes you jsut got to take a break ya know? lol.
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Cjlr
Wilds Pathfinder
#35
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greeneth
You have too much time on your hands. Way too much time on your hands.
You had enough to read it. How does that stack up?
Tuoba Hturt Eht
Tuoba Hturt Eht
Jungle Guide
#36
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kool Pajamas
Way unbalanced for pve. How are we supposed to know if that rockshot devourer is male or female?
Mate, you got a good point there.
I believe this profession will never work out properly in PvE, but in PvP, I think it will be hillarious!
Perhaps ANET can make this profession available to play only as a PvP character during valentine day?

Cheers.
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Trylo
Jungle Guide
#37
Original i MUST SAY.

Like a mesmer is to casters, a necro to warriors, a ranger to eles, a male to female. BUT since theres so many guys and not very many girls (like not 45 year old rapists)
LaserLight
LaserLight
Wilds Pathfinder
#38
Charisma [E] "Genderstorm"
10e, 2c, 45r. Hex Spell
For 5-17 seconds, target foe is transformed into a member of the opposite sex. Their skills, weapons and equpment remain the same. Their armor converts to their profession's opposte-gender equivalent.

Come on, got to have the obligatory sex-change spell XP. God, I'd play one of these just to Genderstorm all day.
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Beta1113
Academy Page
#39
Added two new skills under the Charisma line.
Pupu
Pupu
Jungle Guide
#40
what the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO... lol u nearly killed me man, almost choked while reading that lmfao thumbs up