Signs you play Guild Wars to much

Post your signs that you play guild wars to much! They dont even need to play real life, make some up if you want to.

Ill start out with mine, which is true.

You know you play Guild Wars to much when in Biology class the teacher mentions ectoderm and you think of ectoplasm.

"you been playing for 16 hours, please take a breake".... says it all



attached my ritualist att the forgemaster in fow...

and im started to dream about the game. where it was playboy bunnies before, its now guild wars girls...

When you start having dreams at night of henchies running in to agro the world and you can't save your party >_>

when you hear somone say FIRE!!! and you think of how well fire eles do in tooms, then you know you play to much.

when you think of gold and plat instead of £ pounds

- When you work in a store and someone wants to buy something, and ask how much it costs you say "50 Ectos!".
- When you're asleep you continueously scream "RES ME! RES ME!".
- When you're making a math test and instead of "mass" you write down "pips of degen".
- When you get in your car to drive to some other place and forgot where to go, you start looking for the "M" button.
- When some gives a responce later then you expect it, you ask him if he/she has lag.
- When you try to ask a girl out for a date, you ask here what skill do you have to bring instead.
- When you see a cat, you try to grab your axe.
- When someone tries to rob you, you scream "I'm using Mark of Protection!".

-When you visit a farm, you expect to find a bunch of monks killing animals.
-When you go to a store and see high prices, you yell "Scammer!"
-When you see someone w/ nice clothes and stuff, you tell him he's an ebayer nub & he'll get banned soon.
-When you see someone dying, you think how lucky they are they get to farm ectos in underworld.
-You prefer to read things w/ gold colored text, and the color blue reminds you of collectors.
-When you see someone using a knife, you ask to see its stats.
-When someone finds something on the ground, first thing that comes out of your mouth is "Is it gold?"
-When you talk to someone by phone and get cutoff, next time you talk you tell them you got error 7 and this server is gay.

On the math note (this happened to me...):

-When your math teacher assigns you problems 15-28 and the first thing that you think of is "MAx dmg for a bow!" (or any other combo like this)

when your friends scream NERD

When you start screaming 1...2...3... SPIKE! In a basketball game.

Meh..I've got a few..

[x]Dream of Guild wars. (obvious one)
[x]Run into people and think, "bodyblock"
[x]See the number 21 and think of Mantra of Recall (21 nrg at 8 insp.[as opposed to US Legal Drinking age)
[x]See a pencil drop on the floor and wonder if you can resell it for a quick buck.
[x]Keeping Guild Wars up, even if you're not playing it..just in case.
[x]Not playing any other game for several months
[x]Think about builds pretty much anytime you're not playing Gw.

And the kicker..(for me only really)
[x]Realized that you're obsessed with a game that you're not really good at, don't even want to play as much as you do, and aren't really into the entire MMO thing.

gg

"You have been playing this character for 20 hours in the last 2 days"

Ahem, let's say Factions release makes it forgivable

-You refuse to celebrate birthdays after 20.
-You refuse to pay taxes because you already paid once in the past.
-You petition for Droknar Run to be included in winter olympics.
-You succeed.
-Every time you leave your town, you get your own instance of the countryside.
-You beat yourself half to death to lower your HP to 55 and go to your local church with a slab of platinum, demanding to be sent to the Underworld.
-You escape the psychiatryic hospital yelling "Charge!"
-You are a slim woman who operates huge war hammers without much problems.
-If you are caught in a fight, you take you pet hamster, snap its neck, and scream "I will avenge you!"
-You can actually pronounce "lol stfu n00b b4 i pwn j00"
-In at least 10 languages.
-The above two really apply to any multiplayer game, but since you assassinated every WoW fanboy in 20 miles radius a long time ago it's not a problem.

lmfao happened to me too
-When you wake up in the morning you think to yourself,"Aaaah another fine day in Tyria."
-When you're at school you're supposed to be doing science work, but as soon as you start writing, you write down skills that can fit into a good farming build
-When a teacher calls on you more than once without you answering the first time you reply,"Sorry, I was AFK."
-When your parents set time limits for time on the computer

There is already a thread for this in the correct forum here

Closed.