ArenaNet's Sick, Cruel Joke

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me



Alright, it was funny on the green, but seriously...is this some twisted joke?

Evilsod

Evilsod

Banned

Join Date: Mar 2006

England

Lievs Death Squad [LDS]

Did you ever think there may be enemies classed as ogres?

crimsonfilms

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

Is there?

morphium

morphium

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Random Arenas int dis 1

W/

There are Ogres, there are Dragons.

Fungus Amongus

Fungus Amongus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare] | [Rare] Alliance

Here's the real joke:

Ka El Windstorm

Ka El Windstorm

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

R/

are Yeti's considered Ogres?

Angel Develin

Angel Develin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Lions Arch

Minions of Kronos

N/Me

have you tryed it against oni? they look like an Ogre to me

Zaxan Razor

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Organised Spam [OS]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Angel Develin
have you tryed it against oni? they look like an Ogre to me Oni's = demons.

Demonslaying upgrade ftw! :P

Jagflame

Jagflame

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Illinois

Yours, maybe? Drop me a line.

N/Me

I'm still waiting for a Peopleslaying upgrade. Dmg +20% (vs. Humans)

unda dawg

unda dawg

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Narnia

Twilight Saraphim [TS]

E/Me

i dont get it...

ibex333

ibex333

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Brooklyn, NY

[EYE]

Rt/A

I believe yeti are conciderd ogres....

Artemis89

Artemis89

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fungus Amongus
Here's the real joke:



LOL


hahaha, i laughed my ass off when i saw your message with that picture.

good one
=)

Riken Chrono

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

around the corner and up the block

Hero

ya i dont like sundering either but ogres why not? dont see anything funny or cruel about that. Ogre Slaying Knife is funny though.

Rayne Nightfyre

Rayne Nightfyre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Acolytes of Lyssa [AL]

Me/A

Ogres are definitely out there, I swear I saw Shrek running across Pongmei Valley the other day.

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaxan Razor
Oni's = demons.

Demonslaying upgrade ftw! :P

I'll sell you this for 100k+1000000zomg ectos ^_^.

....yeah i feel ripped off too.

ellemnist

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riken Chrono
ya i dont like sundering either but ogres why not? dont see anything funny or cruel about that. Ogre Slaying Knife is funny though. hm... i think he meant that the bow doesnt have lightning dmg even tho it has "sundering" in its name XD

mint

mint

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

NYC

Quote:
Originally Posted by ellemnist
hm... i think he meant that the bow doesnt have lightning dmg even tho it has "sundering" in its name XD Sundering =/= lightning damage

capblueberry

capblueberry

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Lexington, SC

Grenths Mercenaries[DEAD]

found a 15^50 plaugeborne daggers, but...they were 2 pts away from max damage i was sooo mad, sold for 12k to guildie though

berko

berko

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by capblueberry
found a 15^50 plaugeborne daggers, but...they were 2 pts away from max damage i was sooo mad, sold for 12k to guildie though Why sell if he's a guildie....you could've just given it to him :|
I'm sure he'd have appreciate it.

Asplode

Asplode

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago, IL

Rebel Rising [rawr]

Nono the yeti are giants, are they not?

xxSilhouette

xxSilhouette

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Lost in the sands of time...

Blood Of Orr [BoO]

R/Rt

Ogreslaying

I remember the first time i got a weapon that did extra damage to plants...I think some things are classified as something else, the problem is figureing out what it is and actually being able to use the weapon.

KurtTheBehemoth

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

tubbyville

Kurt's Royal Guardians

Mo/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaxan Razor
Oni's = demons.

Demonslaying upgrade ftw! :P
ONI'S RUN LIKE LITTLE GIRLS << has anyone noticed this?

MrFarmer

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

Eindhoven - The Netherlands

Vsuk Rocks [vsuk]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtTheBehemoth
ONI'S RUN LIKE LITTLE GIRLS << has anyone noticed this? Its worse than that, it starts to get annoying now.

Eragon Dragonslayer

Eragon Dragonslayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Right Behind You

The Raven Evolution [wvw]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rayne Nightfyre
Ogres are definitely out there, I swear I saw Shrek running across Pongmei Valley the other day. R u kidding me? Shrek is now a human didnt u see the shrek 2 movie? he drank that potion but i fell asleep during the part where he was still a human getting arrested so...

Exile Of Heaven

Exile Of Heaven

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Netherlands

Farmers Union [CASH]

Mo/

Dredge are Ogres
Oni's are Demons

thats what i know:P

Rayne Nightfyre

Rayne Nightfyre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Acolytes of Lyssa [AL]

Me/A

Dredge are Ogres...? They're mole people, definitely no way they're Ogres.

Daithi the wolf

Daithi the wolf

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

Ireland

Fcuk

W/R

Ogres are Creatures like ettins and yetis.

natus

natus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Denmark

As far as I know dredge are moles, but there's no moleslaying mod :l

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

I believe Yeti and Ettins are both Ogres!~

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ka El Windstorm
are Yeti's considered Ogres? Pretty sure yeti's would be giants

Nivryx

Nivryx

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Kenya

Mo/

i remember reading something how it was a joke related to a song or something, apparently the artists talked about having a knife with +9 damage vs ogres...and it seems its just been carried away now

Jacky Chun

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by xxSilhouette
Ogreslaying

I remember the first time i got a weapon that did extra damage to plants...I think some things are classified as something else, the problem is figureing out what it is and actually being able to use the weapon. Pruning mod ftw!

Covenant

Covenant

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2005

What Were You Thinking? [WTF]

N/Me

What about dem' trolls?

shardfenix

shardfenix

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Il Power Overwhelming Il [HaX]

oni = undead or demon
yeti = ogres