Contest Winners! Top 10 List for Factions

Bah, my Chuck Norris one was awesome, too bad I don't remember what I wrote.

I love those entries!


here is mine...


10 Reasons to Buy Guild Wars: Factions
1. You have nothing better to do (except farm)
2. Girls dig a 3ll37 character
3. Your self-esteem will improve…greatly
4. Many people died making this game
5. Your graphics card can handle Faction’s amazing graphics
6. You will lose weight (since your chained to your computer)
7. Your friends won’t ditch you (they might join a PuG)
8. You’ll become popular (just as long as you have 15k)
9. You’ll become rich, just as long as you farm more than the chinese farmers (who make 25 cents a day, even though the company they work for makes billions a day...)
10. Chuck Norris will be your friend, until he round house kicks you.

Congrats Jedediah. I thought your submission was quite funny.

10 Horrors of GW on Dialup:

10. You leave the room during the first 5 minutes of every 12v12 battle, because you can't move anyway.
9. You're thankful for downloads of less then 1 Mb.
8. Your characters are the only non-assassin primaries who can "shadowstep" on their own.
7. Death occurs at 100 hitpoints instead of 0.
6. You plan your life around updates.
5. The most often used phrase in your vocabulary is "Just a few more minutes"
4. Loading Sceens count as days on your Calender.
3. "1%" is hellish torture.
2. "99%" is hellish torture.
1. You wonder if Real Life is running on cable.

Not the best, but then I'm not humorous by nature. But a couple more pieces of proof that you play to much GW.

1. You call your girlfriend "Cynn"
2. You wonder why "Cynn" is getting that look....

Thanks. I appreciate that. Amazing what staying up late w/a bottle of Old Charter and some 7-Up will do for a person! ha.

I just think that it is awesome for GWGuru to sponsor these contests and for the vendors to provide the prizeds like this.

My necro agrees *putrid explosion*