12 May 2006 at 15:43 - 10
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The I Win Button Skill
This skill is for the Uber-est of the n00bs, just click and you win. You win whatever you were doing when you kicked off the skill. Cost 0 energy, 0 cast, 0 recycle.
The Finish Game Instantly Skill
This skill is for the Uber-est of the Impatient, just click and you complete everything 100%. Cost 0 energy, 0 cast, 0 recycle. No point, as you just finished everything.
The SPAM WTS, WTB Skill
This skill is for the people that insist on spamming the crap out of Local channel. Just click this skill and all conversation across all channels, in all cities of all districts will be flooded for 15 seconds with your trade message. This skill renders conversation pointless, even the replies to buy/sell your request. Cost 15 energy, .5 cast, 5 recycle.
The ZOMG U n00b Skill
Since everyone is a n00b, as dictated by everyone, towards everyone that has a difference of opinion this is a class-less, requirement-less skill. Everyone gets it. Just click on the skill and instantly your name changes to I’m a n00b. Use carefully, it might make buying/trading or creating groups complicated. Cost 5 energy, 0 cast, 1 recycle.
The Unless I’m selling it, it’s a scam skill.
Can’t do a run, or quest, or mission to get that Uber item to sell? No problem, just click this skill and anyone selling/buying/trading the item that you’re looking for/buying/selling is instantly banned for scamming. Be careful, as this may ban the entire gaming population except you. This is an Elite Skill. Cost 15 energy, 0 cast, 5 recycle.