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kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

W/Mo

14 May 2006 at 01:36 - 1

I'm thinking of titles that should be avaliable for players who have cashed in (or at least tried to) on various game exploits. This is all humor, please keep it that way.

Warrior who spent more than 100 hours in Sorrow's Furnace without killing anything: "Oro Gear Solid"

Anyone who uses an Elite skill in Ascalon Arena: "Compensation for Smaller Things"

Warrior Ranger who:
Made Rank 3: "Hey, Everyone Else Does It!"
Reached the Hall of Heores with IWAY: "See? I Avenged You!"
Won favor with IWAY: "Mathematician"

Filled their entire inventory with Superior Vigor and Absorption runes during the "accidental" trader reset: "Vigorous Spirit"

Had the double-enchanted axe: "Undying Spell Breaker"

Monk who:
Makes over 100,000 EXP in a single day without logging off: "Bot"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 3 days in a row without logging off: "Shameless Bot"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 5 days in a row without logging off: "Extreme Ebayer"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 7 days in a row without logging off: "One Man Sweatshop"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 10 days in a row without logging off: "Ebay Shooting Star"

5 or more top-level Exploit titles: "Banned For Life"

All my tired mind can think of at the moment. Feel free to add more, because I know I've forgotten plenty.

Rathcail

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

14 May 2006 at 01:59 - 2

Of course these titles should be on always regardless what that person has set their title to be from the hero window.

The Real Roy Keane

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Dublin, Ireland

14 May 2006 at 03:16 - 3

There already is a title for exploiters-the one where you need to identify one hundred rare items. Unsurprisingly, it's hovering above the head of every Mo/W in Droknar's Forge these days.

SisterMercy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2005

Sisters of Mercy

14 May 2006 at 03:53 - 4

OT (not exploiters), but tangentially related:

Elementalist female characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing: "Shameless Eye Candy"

Monk characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing in mission towns: "Heartless Tease"

Warrior male characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing: "Gross Indecency"

(R)Phoenix

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

We Have More Friends On Myspace [iPuG]

Mo/Me

14 May 2006 at 03:58 - 5

Lol those are great... very funny

Rathcail

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

14 May 2006 at 04:00 - 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by SisterMercy

Warrior male characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing: "Gross Indecency"

I would proudly wear that title.

And dance...

F1R3 DR4G0N

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

[THG] The Holy Grailers

Me/N

14 May 2006 at 04:05 - 7

this one is 100% uncreative but also 100% true.... spam (certain) number of rank emotes within (certain) time limit ---- Complete Asshole

'N theres no denying that!

mtm

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Portugal & Greece

W/

14 May 2006 at 05:34 - 8

Account with at least 4 female characters in 15k armors: "Peeping Tom".

Whiplashr

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

14 May 2006 at 06:11 - 9

Scammed 100 people: Elite Con Artist

Medion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Netherlands

14 May 2006 at 07:51 - 10

Quote:

this one is 100% uncreative but also 100% true.... spam (certain) number of rank emotes within (certain) time limit ---- Complete Asshole

'N theres no denying that!

Only 16 fame to go and I have bambi and I can get that title...only 16 fame

samifly

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Girl Power [GP]

Mo/Me

14 May 2006 at 07:56 - 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by mtm

Account with at least 4 female characters in 15k armors: "Peeping Tom".

What if you are female?

kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

W/Mo

14 May 2006 at 08:21 - 12

Quote:

Originally Posted by samifly

What if you are female?

"Questionable Tendencies"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rathcail

Of course these titles should be on always regardless what that person has set their title to be from the hero window.

How very true.

Wind

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/Mo

14 May 2006 at 08:29 - 13

100k/day is easy, it only took that long for me to get my Survivor title.

nitrile

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

14 May 2006 at 08:33 - 14

Anyone who reaches 60%dp more than twice a day in a pve environment - Necromancer Fodder

kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

W/Mo

14 May 2006 at 08:33 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wind

100k/day is easy, it only took that long for me to get my Survivor title.

How many hours would you guess that took? I was just taking a wild guess at what nonstop Minotaur or Troll runs would net in 24 hours. I may have to up my stakes a bit then.

mtm

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Portugal & Greece

W/

14 May 2006 at 10:24 - 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by samifly

What if you are female?

You wouldn't have 4 female 15k chars

chiuna

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

LOST

E/

14 May 2006 at 11:39 - 17

Quote:

Originally Posted by mtm

You wouldn't have 4 female 15k chars

Uhm, I do...

but I'd wear that questionable tendencies title, sounds funny :P

Matsumi

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

15 May 2006 at 01:03 - 18

Those are pretty good, here's some more...

Somebody who dances way too much - "Mtv Reject"

Farms, but hates solo farmers - "Insecure Farmer"

Leaves groups more than 50% of the time - "Don't pick me!"

Ran more than 4 times to places - "The Noobzor"

Spams WTS in local chat too much - "Economy Wrecker"

Buys online gold repeatedly - "Ban Me!"

Somebody who begs too much - "Gwen's Apprentice"

Cash

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Bound By Wild Desire [Wild]

15 May 2006 at 01:20 - 19

someone who does every musical and dance emote at least twice during the period theyre logged in : "Tyrian Idol"

Witchblade

Polar Bear Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

15 May 2006 at 01:48 - 20

Quote:

Originally Posted by kvndoom

How many hours would you guess that took? I was just taking a wild guess at what nonstop Minotaur or Troll runs would net in 24 hours. I may have to up my stakes a bit then.

did my assa survivor title in 14 hours w/o logging off (afk/forums and stuff included)
and u can easily make X00k per day with elite capping and lotsa quests .. i did more than a mil in a few days playing factions ^^

Sir Mad

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Moe's Pub

Pigs Can Fly [Pigs]

R/

15 May 2006 at 01:58 - 21

Quote:

Makes over 100,000 EXP in a single day without logging off: "Bot"

The title could be: "Ive just purchased Factions" as well

Sab

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

15 May 2006 at 02:13 - 22

Attempted, but never once made the Droks run: "Pro Runner"

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

15 May 2006 at 02:16 - 23

Quote:

Makes over 100,000 EXP 10 days in a row without logging off: "Ebay Shooting Star"

Well damn.

Oh wait, doesn't apply to me. I made 1,000,000 over three days, then stopped

Divinus Stella

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Wales

Steel Phoenix

15 May 2006 at 02:21 - 24

Has a pet called Chuck Norris: "Free Fame"

Vermilion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

NY

15 May 2006 at 02:24 - 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuxA

Attempted, but never once made the Droks run: "Pro Runner"

^ My favorite. ^_^

X amount of time spent as Mo/W - "Bonnettis ftw."

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

15 May 2006 at 04:10 - 26

Calls 25 different people noobs within 24h- "WoW Noob"

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Perth, Australia

15 May 2006 at 04:14 - 27

Haha these are pretty funny : D

Rob Van Der Sloot

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Right behind you!

Elysium Of Angels

W/N

15 May 2006 at 08:36 - 28

Anet seriously needs to implement a "Leaver title" and the title "Gramatical nightmare" to those who say n00b more than 20 times a day. I also support the "farm bot" title.

kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

W/Mo

15 May 2006 at 09:23 - 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarre

Well damn.

Oh wait, doesn't apply to me. I made 1,000,000 over three days, then stopped

Yikes.

To get more accurate numbers, I'm tempted to take my 55 Monk into Elona and measure how long it takes to clear the Minotaurs and how much total XP it gives, BUT with my luck it would be at the time Anet finally decides to take names and kick asses.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuxA

Attempted, but never once made the Droks run: "Pro Runner"

Totally awesome.

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

15 May 2006 at 11:40 - 30

Seriously, what's wrong with getting 100k xp in one day?!

Keeper of Birds

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

Wrath of Silvana

N/Mo

15 May 2006 at 12:21 - 31

Person who has sold at least 10,000 crafting materials to other players in Droks without ever using the trade channel- "KING OF CAP LOCK"

ColaManiac

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

DISNEYLAND!

R/Mo

15 May 2006 at 12:31 - 32

person who has got 250 black dyes from drops "lucky bastrad"

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

15 May 2006 at 13:57 - 33

Warrior who defiles yaks in Deldrimor War Camp or Yak's Bend by "/dance" - Texas A&M Aggie

<rivarlyZING>

wickedwonka

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/Me

15 May 2006 at 18:28 - 34

Person who drops from 20 or more PUG's: " Flat leaver "
Male warrior who dances behind female player: " Virgin teenager "
Someone who shouts "No Noobs" while looking for a PUG: " GW Egomaniac "

Winstar

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

London

15 May 2006 at 23:50 - 35

Person who merches 100 crap golds from fow chests: Pawn Shop Hero

W/x who goes to Tombs at
least once a day to try and get a group: Delusions of Usefulness

Diablo???

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Seattle

SPQR

N/R

16 May 2006 at 01:28 - 36

Leaves party within first 3 minutes of mission:"Chicken"
Leaves party when 3 or more teammate dies: "Pussy"
Leaves party after first death: "One Life to Live"
Leaves party when there's no monk in party: "Monk Dependant"
Leaves party when there's a W/Mo in party: "Wammo Allergic"
Leaves party when an opposing pvp team mentions the Alt + F4 trick: "Durrr..."
Leaves party multiple times because of err7: "Hi, I use AOL"
Leaves party multiple times because of bad connections: "19th Century Tech"
Leaves party 60% of the time or more: "Unreliable Player"
Leaves party 70% of the time or more: "Inappreciable Player"
Leaves party 80% of the time or more: "Hollow Player"
Leaves party 90% of the time or more: "Imaginary Player"
Leaves party 95% of the time or more: "Do not invite"
Leaves party 100% of the time: "Waste of Space"

Diablo???

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Seattle

SPQR

N/R

16 May 2006 at 01:41 - 37

1,000+ Death Count: "Necrophiliac"
5,000+ Death Count: "Near Death Fetish"
10,000+ Death Count: "Till Death and Beyond"
50,000+ Death Count: "Suicidal Player"
100,000+ Death Count: "Death Incarnate"
500,000+ Death Count: "I need a Prima Guide"
1,000,000+ Death Count: "I need a Life"

chris_nin00

Dun dun dun

Join Date: Aug 2005

Reddit Guild

R/

16 May 2006 at 01:54 - 38

Catches and sells 151 animals - I want to say Pokemon Master....

The Real Roy Keane

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Dublin, Ireland

17 May 2006 at 02:26 - 39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diablo™

Leaves party multiple times because of err7: "Hi, I use AOL"
[/B]"

That's the one for me...only I don't use AOL.

Sagius Truthbarron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Animal Factory [ZoO]

A/

17 May 2006 at 02:59 - 40

Quote:

Originally Posted by mtm

You wouldn't have 4 female 15k chars

My guild leader has 5 sets of FoW armor and 7 female characters (female player). So, having expensive armor on female characters makes that person "perverted" over someone who just has all female characters? >.>