Titles for Exploiters (not serious)

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kvndoom
kvndoom
Forge Runner
#1
I'm thinking of titles that should be avaliable for players who have cashed in (or at least tried to) on various game exploits. This is all humor, please keep it that way.

Warrior who spent more than 100 hours in Sorrow's Furnace without killing anything: "Oro Gear Solid"

Anyone who uses an Elite skill in Ascalon Arena: "Compensation for Smaller Things"

Warrior Ranger who:
Made Rank 3: "Hey, Everyone Else Does It!"
Reached the Hall of Heores with IWAY: "See? I Avenged You!"
Won favor with IWAY: "Mathematician"

Filled their entire inventory with Superior Vigor and Absorption runes during the "accidental" trader reset: "Vigorous Spirit"

Had the double-enchanted axe: "Undying Spell Breaker"

Monk who:
Makes over 100,000 EXP in a single day without logging off: "Bot"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 3 days in a row without logging off: "Shameless Bot"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 5 days in a row without logging off: "Extreme Ebayer"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 7 days in a row without logging off: "One Man Sweatshop"
Makes over 100,000 EXP 10 days in a row without logging off: "Ebay Shooting Star"

5 or more top-level Exploit titles: "Banned For Life"

All my tired mind can think of at the moment. Feel free to add more, because I know I've forgotten plenty.
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Rathcail
Jungle Guide
#2
Of course these titles should be on always regardless what that person has set their title to be from the hero window.
The Real Roy Keane
The Real Roy Keane
Wilds Pathfinder
#3
There already is a title for exploiters-the one where you need to identify one hundred rare items. Unsurprisingly, it's hovering above the head of every Mo/W in Droknar's Forge these days.
SisterMercy
SisterMercy
Krytan Explorer
#4
OT (not exploiters), but tangentially related:

Elementalist female characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing: "Shameless Eye Candy"

Monk characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing in mission towns: "Heartless Tease"

Warrior male characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing: "Gross Indecency"
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(R)Phoenix
Academy Page
#5
Lol those are great... very funny
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Rathcail
Jungle Guide
#6
Quote:
Originally Posted by SisterMercy
Warrior male characters who's spend more than an hour of cumulative online time per month dancing: "Gross Indecency"
I would proudly wear that title.

And dance...
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F1R3 DR4G0N
Ascalonian Squire
#7
this one is 100% uncreative but also 100% true.... spam (certain) number of rank emotes within (certain) time limit ---- Complete Asshole

'N theres no denying that!
mtm
mtm
Lion's Arch Merchant
#8
Account with at least 4 female characters in 15k armors: "Peeping Tom".
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Whiplashr
Lion's Arch Merchant
#9
Scammed 100 people: Elite Con Artist
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Medion
Wilds Pathfinder
#10
Quote:
this one is 100% uncreative but also 100% true.... spam (certain) number of rank emotes within (certain) time limit ---- Complete Asshole

'N theres no denying that!
Only 16 fame to go and I have bambi and I can get that title...only 16 fame
samifly
samifly
Wilds Pathfinder
#11
Quote:
Originally Posted by mtm
Account with at least 4 female characters in 15k armors: "Peeping Tom".
What if you are female?
kvndoom
kvndoom
Forge Runner
#12
Quote:
Originally Posted by samifly
What if you are female?
"Questionable Tendencies"



Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathcail
Of course these titles should be on always regardless what that person has set their title to be from the hero window.
How very true.
Wind
Wind
Frost Gate Guardian
#13
100k/day is easy, it only took that long for me to get my Survivor title.
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nitrile
Frost Gate Guardian
#14
Anyone who reaches 60%dp more than twice a day in a pve environment - Necromancer Fodder
kvndoom
kvndoom
Forge Runner
#15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wind
100k/day is easy, it only took that long for me to get my Survivor title.
How many hours would you guess that took? I was just taking a wild guess at what nonstop Minotaur or Troll runs would net in 24 hours. I may have to up my stakes a bit then.
mtm
mtm
Lion's Arch Merchant
#16
Quote:
Originally Posted by samifly
What if you are female?
You wouldn't have 4 female 15k chars
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chiuna
Ascalonian Squire
#17
Quote:
Originally Posted by mtm
You wouldn't have 4 female 15k chars
Uhm, I do...

but I'd wear that questionable tendencies title, sounds funny :P
Matsumi
Matsumi
Jungle Guide
#18
Those are pretty good, here's some more...


Somebody who dances way too much - "Mtv Reject"

Farms, but hates solo farmers - "Insecure Farmer"

Leaves groups more than 50% of the time - "Don't pick me!"

Ran more than 4 times to places - "The Noobzor"

Spams WTS in local chat too much - "Economy Wrecker"

Buys online gold repeatedly - "Ban Me!"

Somebody who begs too much - "Gwen's Apprentice"
Cash
Cash
Wilds Pathfinder
#19
someone who does every musical and dance emote at least twice during the period theyre logged in : "Tyrian Idol"
Witchblade
Witchblade
Polar Bear Attendant
#20
Quote:
Originally Posted by kvndoom
How many hours would you guess that took? I was just taking a wild guess at what nonstop Minotaur or Troll runs would net in 24 hours. I may have to up my stakes a bit then.
did my assa survivor title in 14 hours w/o logging off (afk/forums and stuff included)
and u can easily make X00k per day with elite capping and lotsa quests .. i did more than a mil in a few days playing factions ^^