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Originally Posted by thunderpower
Here is one from HA. Just laying in the sun, talking all kinda crap with friends that show up. And there is a guy spamming:
Him: "Lf tanker to go"
Me in team chat: "loooool, he needs a tanker, i`ll join, maybe some greens drop"
Others: "rofl, you noob"
Me in local: "tanker lfg"
Just 0.5 sec after.
Him: "can you tank?"
Me: "sure thing, i got all stances, endure pain, etc"
Him: "great, can you join us? we are ready to leave"
Me: "do i need res signet?"
Him: "no, you just tank, monks have ressurect spell"
Me: "umm, ok, gimme a minute"
After 30 sec or so.
Me: "umm. sorry, my guildies asked me to go and tank for them in gvg"
Him: "ok, np m8"
Him in local: "Lf tanker to go"
rofl, maybe i`m evil but that made me laugh
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OMG what is with the stance tanks in HA?!?!? We picked up a tank for our group and we asked what his skillbar read... He said warrior skills... We were on vent and he wasn't, so I am sitting there like... wow that was vague and DUH.... So our leader was like, well we figured that when we picked you up but what kind of warrior skills are you running.
Him: *reads off list of stances*
at this point I died over vent and said OMG WE ARE GOING TO FoW! I was about to fall out of my chair.
Anyways I did what I normally don't do and got a PUG for capping on Perdition... So it was 2warriors, 2monks, an ele, myself on ranger, Mhenlo and I don't recall but I know it was a henchie..
My first thought was well hmm this is an odd mix. We went straight for the middle, got to about the middle and those few bosses there and then we backtracked .... We got to the right side and killed the 2-3bosses and suddenly the capping group fell apart. So the ele was like I still need my cap, I agreed I still needed mine to.... 60dp and 3hrs later (before the aoe nerf, well same day we just didnt get the build update cause we were capping) we had our caps and 85% of Perdition Rock cleared.... OMG TALK ABOUT HARD! -_- But he and I formed a friendship and suddenly he messaged me a day later asking if me or any of my guildies wanted to go to FoW... We explained that the longest any of us had been down there was to pay and stand there going OMG and that was me and my brother wondering what it was like.... Obviously we got agroed and died.....
(Kinda like the first trip to UW and my hubby going and taking the quest.... >_< It was VERY short lived... My bro was still loading so when he loaded it was instant death for him lol.)
They trained us and were impressed that our staying power was slightly stronger than theirs. We were at the book and it all went to hell, we had a necro who rezed the monk who for 30mins in vein tried to get the party rebirthed out... The skeleton guys with bows had agro of the gawds on them.... 6agro bubbles away and they would come running! We convinced them to just be patient, and shortly thereafter the bow baddies dropped their agro and we were able to be rebirthed out - We went on to do the forgemaster stuff so that one of the monks could get his FoW, and onto the jungle where we got some ectos then we called it a night as it was almost 7am >_<!!!
It was fun and hilarious and just the best time. They are our partner guild. While we don't do as much together as we used to, I still love those dirty minded buttheads!
(and yes that is TOTALLY gross >_>)