Tales From A PUG
Goats17
Can't wait to pee my pants laughing again.............I've said too much.
Derrick the Nomad
AND why have you not posted these on OUR forums yet?
chop chop.
Haven't had time to read them all yet, but these need their own sticky on our forums somewhere.
Also -I can give you the "crime fighter" font that I use. It looks like you are using comic sans (which is ugly or you should at least adjust the vertical spacing between each line of words -they are too close together and can be a little hard to read).
chop chop.
Haven't had time to read them all yet, but these need their own sticky on our forums somewhere.
Also -I can give you the "crime fighter" font that I use. It looks like you are using comic sans (which is ugly or you should at least adjust the vertical spacing between each line of words -they are too close together and can be a little hard to read).
Smokey Jack
Thanks for all the great comments guys! Sure I know most of you were probably drunk when you read it but I'll take what I can get 
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chop chop.
Haven't had time to read them all yet, but these need their own sticky on our forums somewhere.
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Originally Posted by Derrick the Nomad
Also -I can give you the "crime fighter" font that I use. It looks like you are using comic sans (which is ugly or you should at least adjust the vertical spacing between each line of words -they are too close together and can be a little hard to read).
If I could grab that font off ya it would be awesome. The stuff I've been useing has been driveng me nuts. It has the ability to make small infants cry and yet for some reason i'm still useing it.
Smokey Jack
Double post, I cut off one of my own fingures to make up for it....
Because I'm going to be gone for 2-3weeks I decided to do a filler issue takeing place before the events in Tales From a PUG when Corran Rhys use to work for Senor Hawt. I have to warn you all now, this was entirely made today so it might seem a little crude. I wrote the script, beat up Rhys, took the screen shots, made the comic, and had Rhys say how much he hated it within the past 7 hours. Also one last warning, the last panel...Rhys forced me to put that in, so blame him. Before The PUG Issue #1: Turtle Loving Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7
Derrick the Nomad
Last page should have just been two panels (but with the "oh god my eyes" bit).
Good funny especially in the short shoot time.
tommarrow
Well it doesn't have my girl in it but it is still funny.
Good work.
Ulivious The Reaper
Smokey, thats great >.<
Hollerith
I was sure the last panel was going to have them realize they weren't standing by a turtle.
MrCrazyMan
I tried to tell him! I swear I did! Not only did he ignore me, he cutted me pay! "It's crab, it's a crab" I say, but did he listen? Oh noes, he doesn't.
Anyway, first post by me. Hiya everyone.
Poison Ivy
Good work, now can I have your finger :O
Poison Ivy
Good work, now can I have your finger :O
Stalker Haras
Lawl some more :P
Xiaxhou of Trinity
bumpity. no more comics on the way Smokey? If any problems I'll help what I can =]
Goats17
I'll start reminding him every time he comes online. And Corran..........*Poke* You won't escape The Violet Ranger again!
MrCrazyMan
I can and will escape you and your vicious finger of poking-ness-ity.
Smokey was on vacation a little while back. He just got back. Now, he's supposed to be procrastinating a bit before actually getting back to work, but he's putting of procrastinating and putting the comic off because he's lazy. He'll be working it sometime soon. By "soon" I mean later. Yeah, I'll give him a poke. mss
You mentioned wanting hosting a bit ago - you still looking? I can hook you up with some. (FTP access, unlimited space/bandwidth, yada yada)
Aejorii
Very colorful and entertaining comic
 I hope to see more of it soon!
MrCrazyMan
mss, Smokey here mentioned this fact in another thread but forgot to put it in this one as well, but he's found a site.
He's having it hosted here at - http://talespug.smackjeeves.com/ Enjoy, peoples.
Poison Ivy
Darn you...I actually thought new comics were avalable..
Smokey Jack
Its been a long time Guild Wars Guru junkies but we're slowly getting back into the groove of things. A special 2-page message from me has been uploaded "here" for your viewing pleasure.
And incase you don't actually look at that (shame on you by the way) I'll sum up the news in that little comic right here. Tales From a PUG is going to be on hold until the end of november, but meanwhile I'm going to start a limited 3-panel strip to take its place. The first strip should be uploaded by the end of today or early afternoon tomorrow. Until then have fun my cattle...err... I mean loyal readers.
MrCrazyMan
Hi everybody! Corran Rhys of Tales from a PUG here, Smokey Jack has finally gotten off his fat bum and made a brand spankin' new issue. Issue #4 is hot off the press, and is ready to be skimmed over and easily discarded!
Hopefully, we'll be back in the swing of things and have more issues up soon. Trying to get back all the cast members after they kinda split and forgot about us is taking a bit of time though. So, everybody! Make a few comments on the comics, whether it's to laugh, complain, or just generally boo the comic. Here ya all go: http://talespug.smackjeeves.com/
Smokey Jack
Thanks Rhys for posting before I got a chance to explain a few things. For that I'm taking the fan away from your "editing" cage.
Yes thats right ladies and gents Tales From a PUG has returned after a very long period. For those who are curious, I have been locked in a subway bathroom for the past few months where I had to survive off soap and toilet paper until I was rescued by the janitor. In that time I did manage to make a small "non-important" issue which I didn't publicly announce called "The Return". It follows Hawt's goofy antics between Issue #3 and Issue #4. It comes in three easy to read (if your severely blind) parts: #1, #2, #3 Issue 4 titled: The Kit-Kat Effect, can be found here Hope they don't make you vomit too much and stay tuned for more nauseating Issues coming soon!
Unlucky Slayer
I was looking through the new issue and noticed the typesetting a bit. (I'm now a typesetter for a manga translation group.)
I was given these two guides to help with the typesetting... They help out a lot. I suggest giving them a good read.  http://mangahelpers.com/forum/index.php?topic=4027.0 and http://mangahelpers.com/forum/index.php?topic=5456.0
Smokey Jack
Thanks! They'll come in handy. Usually I get a little lazy with the typesetting but hopefully I'll devise a contraption that lights my hair on fire when I forget to work on that stuff.
ZenRgy
Jubilation! :3
Stalker Haras
lol once again, great job on these
tommarrow
Woot it is good to be back in the comics again. Maybe in issue 5 we will actually leave Lions Arch.
Funny as usual Smokey. Looking forward to the next one.
MrCrazyMan
Well, if you remember back into the past issues, Corran Rhys has to move towards Ascalon and Senor Hawt goes to Cantha. Since they're on their way now, I'll personally hurt Smokey if he keeps the characters in Lion's Arch much longer.
And Smokey doesn't need to invent something light his hair on fire, I'll do it for him, for free! I charge for matches and gasoline though, stupid gas prices. (Free rumor, there may be a comic shoot this weekend... *GASP!*)
xxSilhouette
Awesome Smokey! Im glad to be doing this again
tommarrow
Sooooo. When are we going to see this supposed issue 5?
Rampager
soon very soon i tell ya
Smokey Jack
Just waiting for Rhys to finally jump on and edit the comic then I'll post it up before you get the chance to say "Smokey Jack ain't so handsome anymore". And who would want to say that anyways?
If Rhys doesn't pop on anytime soon I'll just post up the *shivers* unedited copy. But hopefully it wont come to that or the hospitals might have a massive surge of people with their brains bleeding out through their eye sockets. I guess Rhys does have a purpose...he saves peoples lives each time he edits my stuff.... Also thx to everyone for being patient with the comic, its been a busy couple of weeks.
Smokey Jack
Sorry for the double post, I think I'll contract the black plague from doing this.
Issue #5 is now up here. Now as a warning, even though it says edited by Mr. Crazy, this is the unedited copy. This means all literary types should not click that link. Heck shut your computer down right now just in case its vile grammar and spelling mistakes leak through and starts pouring out of your USB ports. I suggest also smashing all your phones and other communication devices before its corruption spreads through them. Tomorrow me and Rhys (or should I say "Rhys and I") will be working on the edited version and hopefully it'll be up before I leave for the weekend. Thats about all from me, thanks to all the cast and our new edition Furious Waffle.
Rampager
yes! still as sexy as ever
MrCrazyMan
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Tomorrow me and Rhys (or should I say "Rhys and I") will be working on the edited version and hopefully it'll be up before I leave for the weekend. That's about all from me, thanks to all the cast and our new addition Furious Waffle. I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I'm getting my editing fix right now until I actually start editing Smokey's comic. OH GOD MY EYES THE GRAMMATICAR! Anyway, I'll just change a few random letters on the comic and call it a day. The changes will be sent to Smokey tonight, and instead of packing and preparing to leave on his trip he'll be working on the comic. Ain't that swell! (Yes, I am editing his comic, even though I'm more illiterate than he is. Good thing it's unpossible to fail English.) |
