I never entered this, although I had a lot of fun. I didnt want to insult the artist if it was chosen. A warning--My bio is terribly long
Special thanks to Mesmer Silly for being "teh l33t pwnzor mesmer"
Fu Masa, the warrior in these screenshots, is normally a W/N. I have never played Wammo, so Everything i worte is things i'v seen/heard.
I, Wammo
So, they call me a "Tank". I guess that means I do a lot of damage, because real tanks do.
With healing hands and mending on myself, I become very powerful, because whan things
hit me, I just heal myself. My equipment is the best in the game. I see all those n00bs
running around, with their dumb sticks or uncool, plain swords, and I just laugh! My sword
does ICE damage, far superiour to anything else, and it looks way cooler, too. Im fairly
certain the way the icy blade glows, it has to do extra damage that normal swords don't.
Sometimes, I switch to an orange blade like mighty Prince Rurik uses. Someday, I will be
cool like him, except when I die, I will just heal, because I will put mending on before
battle. Aside from mending, my next favorite skill is frenzy. Ahhh, how godly I feel,
attacking so fast. With only 2 or 3 monks backing me up, I can tank anything, and kill it
extra fast too!
As for who I am allied too, I would have to definitely say Balthazar. He is by far the coolest
god, and far superiour to those Luxxon or Kurzik pansies. Infact, I have ten THOUSAND experience
with Balthazar, so Im about to level up! Im going to be so much better, its scary. I bet that
how those guys with the glowing deer and tiger heads got them! Soon, I will be running around
shouting things like "I will Avenge You" and flashing my cool new level to everyone! So, I will
keep trying to level up in the random arenas, where i PWN everyone, because they're all n00bs!
Infact, sometimes Im so much better then my team, I just stand back and watch. When they realize
how bad they suck and try to blame me, I will put on "Charge" and run around the arena, yelling
things like "n00bzorz!" and "Im teh l337ness!" and the best one, "Heal me!"
(because they dont need to! I have mending, so they will realize I actually dont need healing,
because im that uber) Of course, they will all beome jealous of me, and some will even quit, just
to get out of my skilled presence. Ahh, its good to be the best.
I outgrew my guild long ago. Im not sad. They were all n00bs anyway. I would do my best to
bring all the monsters right to them, turn on frenzy, and start killing, but they wouldnt accept
that I was helping. Instead they refused to heal ME! the TANK! and said "Stupid aggroing wammo".
Whats an aggro, anyway? Well, I left them on rather unpleasent terms, but I await the day I level up
in Balthazar, and they all decide they want me back. I just need to level up first. Dam, this is
taking a while.
Well all, back to the arenas with me!
~Wammo
If you are easily saddened, and a warrior/monk, dont read this.
If you are a monk:
REZ!
Fu Masa is dead!
Fu Masa is dead!
Fu Masa is dead!
REZ!
If you are a ranger, I hope your pet dies
If you are an elementalist, its YOUR fault you got in the way
of the monsters I brought over.
If you are a mesmer, I will soon be thinking WTF!
If you are a necro, I wont stop attacking, and maybe even put
on frenzy so the hex goes away faster.
If you are a warrior and I am hurt, please stop attacking me while
I use healing signet. For some reason, frenzy doesnt make it go faster, but
I will keep trying untill I figure out what Im doing wrong.
If you are an assassin,"WTF! You use frenzy too? No fair!"
If you are a Ritualist, I will keep your spirits dead, just to keep you distracted.
the end
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