Worst Character Voice

death fuzzy

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Nefarius Union

Quote:
Originally Posted by SeZMehK
I swear Danika tops my chart for worst voice. lol
i agree.
for a goth girl. the voice DOES NOT match the character.

Cacheelma

Cacheelma

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Ascalon Union

Me/Mo

Anyone remember who won this contest in Prophecies? Is it that.....E.T.-wannabe who infuses our armor?

I remember ppl hate his "....agonizing touch~~~~~" line the most (me included).

I vote Danika this time around though.

Reks

Reks

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/P

At first glance, you'd expect Danika to have a sexy gothic voice, but then you get...

"Lyssa be damned! I didn't see that one coming!"



On the other hand, I think the other voices were fine. Togo's especially suited him well.

Slainster

Slainster

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathcail
Bad voice acting really is the biggest disappointment for me in Factions. I liked the acting in Prophecies and I still enjoy watching the cutscenes, causing much anger to my party members when they have to listen to Prince Rurik again.
But Factions... I find myself often skipping just so that I don't have to listen to their voices. Worst of all has to be the fortune teller. It's like she's getting more and more annoying during the game and finally getting to that "Greatest hits of the fortune teller" moment in Unwaking Waters. Over and over and over again. No wonder Shiro went mad.
agreed.. some of the voices from Ch1 are well hot!

NinjaKai

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

UK

Duality Of The Dragon

Danika sounds like a folk song cow girl.

And Rhea sounds like a country hick with no vocal chords.

Job Ox

Job Ox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

In the Sun

rddt

For me, hands down, its that unnamed female guard that warns Emperor Kisu of Shiro's attack in the opening cutscene of the Raisu Palace mission. I mean where the hell is she from, anyway?

Big_Iron

Big_Iron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

The Edge

Tormented Weapons [emo]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reks
At first glance, you'd expect Danika to have a sexy gothic voice, but then you get...

"Lyssa be damned! I didn't see that one coming!"
I almost fell out of my chair laughing when that shrill voice came out of that gothic face.

Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Danika sounds like some 40 year old woman.

Mhelno sounds like Rurik D:

seanedsw28

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Worst voice is the dragon from the harvest temple. It is a high pitched raspey voice that sounds like fingernails on a black board!

Stranger The Ranger

Stranger The Ranger

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Those Netherlands

Dynasty Warriors [DW]

R/

Togo's talking like there's a cactus stuck in his thoat...
The voice that Kurzick guy(forgot his name) had @ Eternal Grove...ugh...It didnt fit him at all, same with Danika :|

Meh...
"YOoouuuuUUu HaavVe MoOOoOvVveEdD ClooOoSSseErRRrr, TooOo ThHEe HallLLll OooOof HeEerooOOeEEsssSSssss"
and
"ThiIIssS BAaaSsseEe BeLloNNgGgs ToOo YouurR PaArTTYYyy!"
ftw ^_^

cR4zY-n^

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Zadar - Croatia

We Work As A [Team]

Mo/E

Lich, (Vizier). His voice simply doesn't fit his role of big^undead world danger.

isamu kurosawa

isamu kurosawa

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

United Kingdom

Me/

Danika...no doubt about it.

A countess should NOT sound like that

Viriato

Viriato

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Portugal

Os Cremento

N/Mo

Danika. Hands down. No contest.
That screeching shrew's words have got to be one of the most annoying vibrational output my speakers have ever emitted. The voice acting is generally pretty horrible in Guild Wars overall, almost always either out of place or plain bad, excepting Rurik and the dwarves, whose Russian accent I found pretty original, since dwarves usually speak either like pirates or scotsmen. Then we have Markis, the brooklyn brawler; the Fortune Teller, the bad japanese movie dubber; the generic male voice, which has uttered the least heroic and more contrived catchphrase in fantasy history ever:
"You have exactly ten seconds to explain yourselves!"
*Gets surrounded by the Shining Blade*
"What are you going to do to us?"
I realize Anet's business model might force them to cut some corners, but for chrissakes don't have the janitor or developers' sisters do the voice acting! Hire some professionals, or at least people who don't sound like B-movie actors.
End of sarcastic, yet loving rant. You know I like you, don't you, Anet?

Nitradamus

Nitradamus

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Norway!

The Demonic Brotherhood

N/E

Daaaaaaaniiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Alana

Alana

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

E/Me

Oh my. Danika for sure. I am still in shock from what they did to her. She has this gorgeous goth dress... they had potential to make her sound really great. But no. 15-year-old valley girl FTL

Shiro is also horrible voice acting, but it amuses me, so it's kind of okay. And whoever said he sounded like Oscar, I'm gonna have to agree there. I always thought he sounded very Muppet-esque. More Cookie Monster than Oscar, but hey.

samifly

samifly

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Girl Power [GP]

Mo/Me

shiro's acting has to be the worst - but to be honest, its a problem with the material rather than the actors. I liked elder rhea's voice...

Retribution X

Retribution X

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Check behind you again.

N/

Danika.

I really like Mhenlo's voice, mostly because it sounds like my own...

When I heard Danika's voice the first time, I broke a wall in agony.

When I heard Mhenlo's voice the first time, I screamed, "What the F***! I didn't do the recording!"

Yes. Listen to mhenlo. he's awsome!

Ninna

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2005

Northeast USA

Guilded Rose

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by reverse_oreo
are you guys kidding me? The worst voices ever in this game are by far the chosen. "Dwyana protect us!" its from uhm some stupid mission i cant remember. "OH NO!" god that is just horrible
lol -- OH NO! Please dont hurt us

I always cringe at that end movie from Eastern Kryta mission,Divinity Coast

and the next mission with movie of the Chosen tied up by spiders and pleaing for help isnt any better.


Danika still wins tho
- I cringed and laughed at the chosen, Danika just leaves me squirming with no humor

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Prophecies:

Glint -> Sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire being strangled.
Seer -> Just horrid.

Factions:

Shrio -> Like something out of the power rangers (cheesy, forced voice)

Quintanium

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

Fortune teller and shiro is pretty bad. However, my most favorite line from factions is from Brother Menhlo in the mission to get the Urn with Danika. The cutscene where the rocks falls down and we get trapped.

Brother Mhenlo: I'm trapped on the outside.

maxpower

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

that little boy at the end of the first mission, i still regret that i saved him

Lady Kalvam

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Danika and Shiro are a very close one to me.

Everytime i had do hear Danikas Voice because someone wanted to view the cutscene for like the tenth time i felt instantly reminded of a tele tubbie. Expected her to shout a loud "Lala, pipi, gnihihihi" all the time.

And Shiro is ugh... just ugh. A suiting comparison would be Schwarzenegger enjoying a day on the toilet while trying to hold a speech.

I'm sorry to say that i liked the Voiceacting in Prophecies a lot better. Rurik had a very familiar voice (due to me being a Prince of Persia Player) and i instantly liked it. The other voices are not too bad either.

Aerian_Skybane

Aerian_Skybane

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

House of Caeruleous [HoC]

R/E

Stephen Blum's Justicar Hablion is hands down the best voice in the game. Too bad they couldnt get him to do EVERY male character

burai

burai

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Fishermen's Haven

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Quintanium
Brother Mhenlo: I'm trapped on the outside.
Don't you just want to hop over the 2 feet high "impenetrable barrier" and punch him?

Climb you doink!

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Danika sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.

The fortune teller really needs to see a doctor about whatever's wrong with her throat. She sounds like it's as painful for her to talk as it is for us to listen.

gou

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2005

globally warmed england

the discarnate

beware
...the harvest
...ceremony

ripping the headphones off and watching the scenes in silence whilst frantically tapping on the "skip" button in a vain attempt to make that choice for other party members seems to be a very frequent situation in factions.

It was bad in prophecies but at least it was entertainingly-bad

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

I think people need to differentiate between "good" and "bad" voices:

Main hero/heroine voice -> Good voice, appropriate for character, decent acting.

Good Voice but innappropriate for character. (Good voice, pleasant to hear, but the character just doesnt sound like that)

Glint, The Seer, ---> Bad Voice but appropriate for character. (Character sounds raspy, evil, annoying to hear, but FITS the character perfectly)

Shiro -> Good Voice bad Acting (Good voice sound, fits character, BAD ACTING)

Bad Voice, good acting (Horrible sounding voice, fits character, good acting)

SO in the end:
DANIKA - Horrible Sounding Voice, Bad acting, Innapropriate for character.

mqstout

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

Pittsburgh

Master Togo.

eudas

eudas

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Tx, USA

The Infinite Monkeys [TYPE]

W/

Hmm. I forgot to mention Glint. Glint's voice was pretty terrible, too.
And King Jalis.

I actually liked Brechnar.

I thought the voices for the ghosts in the desert missions were pretty annoying.

But Evennia... Evennia just needs to die. "Now let's go take a look at our new home" ("and pick out the drapes! Let's see, the couch will go over here, and the end-table over there..." ok, whatever, suzie homemaker!)

Which brings us to Saidra. I mean, ok, we get it, Saidra was the *cough* "traveling companion" *cough* for Saidra, but at least she wasn' an idiot like Evennia. Her voice was pretty butch though.

I just realized what's wrong with Togo's voice. It's a young man trying to sound like an old man, and hoping a little bit of sound wizardry can fix any flaws in his technique -- but all it does is winds up making him sound permanently constipated.

eudas

Bit Player

Bit Player

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Job Ox
For me, hands down, its that unnamed female guard that warns Emperor Kisu of Shiro's attack in the opening cutscene of the Raisu Palace mission. I mean where the hell is she from, anyway?
Agreed, she sounds like a cross between Jeff Spicolli and comedienne, Paula Poundstone.

And Danika... well, the Josie and the Pussycats cartoon voice does sound out of place.

I enjoyed all of the other voices: even Mhenlo, Togo, Shiro, and the Fortuneteller - a bit over-the-top and theatrical at times, yes... but that's part of the fun for me.

Eviance

Eviance

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Eh I forget... o_O

Biscuit of Dewm [MEEP]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by SeZMehK
I swear Danika tops my chart for worst voice. lol
Quoted for pure truth in my book!




eudus, I heard very few bad voices in Prophecies... Most of them at least mostly matched even if they weren't dead on, Factions is a whole nother ballgame tho lol

Thy Shadow Wolf

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Erie, PA

N/

Okay, I go with Danika as the worst voice ever. Every time I hear her speak, I'm half expecting her to scream "DATA DRAIN!" Just because of the fact that her VA is Kite from the .Hack// Games

Kattox1

Kattox1

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

In your mind

OMNI clan UK

D/N

Danika if I could choose anyone at all but out of that list i'd say togo... Mhenlo sounds pretty damn good and Kuunavang is alright but Danika sounds nothing like she looks and sounds nothing like a Kurzick... or anyone in exsistance for that matter.

Senator Tom

Senator Tom

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

California

[Dark]

W/

In contrast, the best voice is that of the trebuchet guy in Fort Ranik, all the way back in Ascalon. King Jalis Ironhammer coming in close second.

Avarre

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

Quote:
Originally Posted by eudas
Which brings us to Saidra. I mean, ok, we get it, Saidra was the *cough* "traveling companion" *cough* for Saidra, but at least she wasn' an idiot like Evennia. Her voice was pretty butch though.
I'm thankful the forum is free of Saidra x Evennia shippers (we all know they're a couple xD).

Some of the Envoy's voices really annoyed me too... #1 and #3 especially. Heleyne and Toridos aren't too bad.

Sakashi

Sakashi

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

United Kingdom

[VII] The Midgar Zolem

E/Mo

I kinda liked the envoys voices, all sounded unique.
Danika's definately is the worst voice though. The daughter of the noble kurzick leader....sounds like that?!

Update Patch
*Fixed Danika's voice to sound like her character.
(i doubt it'll happen but i can hope :P)

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

man, i swear hearing shiro is like mixing chinese, japanese, and english voice into one track. I can barely understand what Shiro is saying half the time.

fallot

I'm the king

Join Date: Nov 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew: Grand Phallus and Chairman Pro Tempore

Danika almost convinced one of my friends to not buy factions . Hell it almost made me want to quit. Nothing tops her, if she doesn't at least get an honorable mention in sombody's list, they haven't experienced her true horror yet.

SnipiousMax

SnipiousMax

Perfectly Elocuted

Join Date: Sep 2005

All acting/writting issues aside. I thought that the only voice that seemed out of place, unmatching, and downright shocking (and not in a good way) was Danika.

On the other end of the spectrum. I think that Justicar Hablion's voice/acting was easily the best matched in the serious.

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Danika, Shiro, and Elder Rhea all should be shot IMO.