Worst Character Voice

Mimi Miyagi

Mimi Miyagi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

Port Orchard, WA

The Second Foundation: [TSF]

Danika for the OhMyGawd Like TOTALLY fur sure!

xuemin

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

E/Mo

definitely Danika =/ you hear her and it's "WTF?!" while Shiro just seems to sound like the stereotypical bad guy with wooden acting and generic lines

Konrow

Konrow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

NY, New York

Warlords of Earth [WAR]

danika has the most terrible voice ever. does not fit her at all

Lyphen

Lyphen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Shiro, Danika, Togo, Rhea, The kid at the Minister's place...

Everyone except the player voice and Mhenlo.

Mtank325

Mtank325

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Crimson Blood Dragons [CBD]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
Danika, Shiro, and Elder Rhea all should be shot IMO.
Whenever Rhea says Zhu Hanuku = FTW

Beat_Go_Stick

Beat_Go_Stick

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Elder Rhea in 1st with her "shim" voice
Danika in 2nd with her "Whiney Valley" voice

Vermilion

Vermilion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

NY

Ima say Togo..I haven't had the sound on for more than the first 3 missions, but I have a problem with an old man sounding like a little kid.

Mhenlo and Shiro are bleh, but not horrible.

Hermessar

Hermessar

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Belgium

We Are Too Cute In [Pink]

Me/

Don't get me started, GW is the best game with the worst voice acting.
Though I do think the quality of it improved with factions.
I'm thinking about voices like Mhenlo and the voice of the Emperor. Elder Rea isn't bad.
I must have skipped one to many scenematics because I can't really remember Danika speaking. So overall, the voices (besides Shiro and that fortune teller) weren't to bad.
Tyria though... The voices in there were just depressing. I especially remember the maguuma voices, Evinnia and Saidra, those dwarves sounded retarted aswell. And that horrible seer voice! Not fitting and forced, what was the director/voice actor thinking?
And what's with people thinking the seer and Glint are male? No compliment indeed.
The attempt at drama was the drama itself. And it was outright depressing. Only char that kind of passes the test is that leader of the White Mantle.

Count to Potato

Count to Potato

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Imagination Land

I Swear She Was Eighteen [Gwen]

W/

Well i say chinese togo sounds.... horrible but the fortune teller has an excuse (look at her/him???) i say its rhea she sounds like a desperate ----

Cjlr

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

SMS

E/Me

The voice acting usually isn't the problem. Most of them are okay, although there are a few NPCs who deserve to have their tongues ripped out.

But oh, the lines they're given! I don't see how you could make them sound good! It's like the author intended it to be full of camp but forgot to tell the editors.

Andy_M

Andy_M

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

Worthing, UK

(Don't fear) The Beaver

Nah, the voice acting is pretty bad in both games.

KvanCetre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

The Madison Scouts

E/Mo

Danika and Shiro have always bothered me...Danika is my number 1 though.

Sorry, Anet... but honestly, it sounds like you hired community college actors who had no idea about their characters to do the voicing. No offense, community college actors...

KvanCetre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

The Madison Scouts

E/Mo

Thought I'd add my worst choice for Prophecies...

The Seer from infusion quest.

Anyone who disagrees hasn't had to sit through that cutscene more than once.

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by KvanCetre
Sorry, Anet... but honestly, it sounds like you hired community college actors who had no idea about their characters to do the voicing. No offense, community college actors...
Dont blame the actor, blame the director!

An actor can only do so much given a script. Its up to the director to envision how the whole thing is gonna come together.

The director obviously didn't say "Cut cut, that sounds wrong." when it came to Danika's lines >.>

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

I rather listen to robot talking than hearing these clowns!

Anti-Theory

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

A/W

GHOSTLY HERO!!!!!!

I didn't even have to read this friggin' thread, it just popped into my head. I HATE his raspy voice.

But for Cantha? - Mmmmmmm, I'd say that little kid at the end of Cho's Estate. He sounds like he's speaking wiht a Japanese accent in one sentance, then an American one in every other. Its like they alternated.

Deepjay

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

classic thread

Danika imo is a disgrace to all things vocal, with Shiro coming a close second.

God how can someone record voices that bad and actually think them passable. Even on a low budget, you could easily get one of the coders or even a dog to voice act better than some of the factions actors.

Cringe factor 90
God i hope chapter 3 improves on this, it totally destroys the immersion on what can sometimes be enjoyable cutscenes.

jackie

jackie

/retired

Join Date: Dec 2005

On the Beach

I turn voice down during cutscenes to keep some kind of immersion.
I don't remember another game with similar quality of voice acting, starts wondering if the b-rated acting was done on purpose... ^^

I guess they don't have enough money to hire proper acting/voice directing, but in the end we get some pretty good humour

Farin

Farin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Delta Formation [DF]

W/

I'd have to say the Fortune Teller and Elder Rhea. They give me the creeps.

Navaros

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Mo/Me

There is no one worst in my view, all of them are very very bad, they are all the worst.

Ditto for the voice acting in Chapter 1.

Master Togo

Master Togo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jun 2006

Shing Jea Island

Shing Jea Monastery

Rt/

Students...

Master Togo is very please that you find Danika to have the most annoying voice, and not myself.

Danika does have a very odd voice, I think it has something to do with her love for Brats Dolls as a young Child.

I therefore figured it was a better idea to send Mhenlo to deal with her... and her lovely voice later in the game.

Now Master Togo was to work on improving his voice, so if you excuse me.

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

Beware....

The Harvest...

Ceremony!

Rinse and repeat 10,000 times during that cutscene.

Master Togo

Master Togo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jun 2006

Shing Jea Island

Shing Jea Monastery

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
Beware....

The Harvest...

Ceremony!

Rinse and repeat 10,000 times during that cutscene.
lol

Even I, the great Master Togo finds that cutscene to be very painful. But at the same time very funny.

Energizer Deth Buni

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Near Atlanta GA

MVoA

N/Me

But everyone forgot about the Hispanic voiced Stone Summit that kills Rurik in the Shiverpeaks..... Cheech Marin FTW

KvanCetre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

The Madison Scouts

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Energizer Deth Buni
But everyone forgot about the Hispanic voiced Stone Summit that kills Rurik in the Shiverpeaks..... Cheech Marin FTW
Ze punishment for tresspassing is death!

AnnaCloud9

AnnaCloud9

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Minnesota

Well if you're bored, then you're boring!

R/

Boreas Seabed must have quite the nightlife, because poor Elder Rhea sounds like she ties one on night after night, all the while puffing down a carton of Marlboro's finest.

In Prophecies, my favorite cutscene I just love to hate (yes, this was meant to confuse you!) is the Chosen being escorted out by the Shining Blade.
"Please don't hurt us!" I still giggle about it months later :P

As far as the best voice-to-role-to-voice acting, the Emporer (Factions) wins my vote.

Maria The Princess

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

Danika

markus_thom

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Australia(the land of lesser games)

neptunes grace

R/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ristaron
I wish we could make polls on this forum, but this will have to suffice.

Cantha has introduced a variety of excellent things. Zodiac weapons, alliances, new guild halls, and more. But unfortunately it is plagued with people who have TERRIBLE voices!

Post here who you think has the worst voice of all the characters.



My choices:
1. Elder Rhea
2. The Fortune Teller
3. Master Togo or Kuunavang (they're tied)


Also, including a witty explanation of what they sound like to you will elevate the fun
kuunavang was the same voice as glint but a tiny bit different lol same voice actor I guess, for a majestic dragon its a laugh thoe I wonder why they had the same voice for both dragons.

I seriously thought it was glint lol.

CorstedPirate

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Knights of the Void

Mo/

Double post, sorry.

CorstedPirate

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Knights of the Void

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowfell
the worst voice I have ever heard comes from the nahpui quarter mission, at the end..that woman omg... it sounds like what happens when a bubble headed porn star tries to act..


will ...... you be

taking

..us to

eternal....

....paradise?

Then Shiro cuts in with... "yesssss.. you will become my slave" or something equally said.. and at this point.. you can que the porn groove soundtrack and kick the bubbles companion out of the picture.. or not.... lol


*screams*
EXACTLY!!!!!! Danika cracks me up every time, I do actually laugh every single time I see that cutscene. I just sit there wondering what they were thinking. But the above scene, that is by far the worst!

jackie

jackie

/retired

Join Date: Dec 2005

On the Beach

Beware...

The Harvest..

Ceremony!

Charqus

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/

Theyre all terrible...
(gay voice) oh erm... ermm.... let------us------go-----kil-----some----char..................

rollntider

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

anarchy

Me/Rt

Elder Rhea sounds like she smokes 20 packs a day
Danika sounds like a reject from a 80's valley girl sitcom.

Togo, Mhenlo and SHiro are OK, they just need some work.

Buzzer

Buzzer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Australia

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cacheelma
Anyone remember who won this contest in Prophecies? Is it that.....E.T.-wannabe who infuses our armor?

I remember ppl hate his "....agonizing touch~~~~~" line the most (me included).

I vote Danika this time around though.
LOL

Though I haven't played Factions yet, that "agonising touch" line from The Seer in Iron Mines is truly terrible.

The acting and writing is mostly pretty poor. One thing I hate is when they say Just-a-car Hablion.

mdfbane

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2006

MDF

W/

Seems a lot of peeps agree.

1. Shiro
2. Danika
3. (as above) The Seer

Honourable mention to the girl in Nahpui Quarter who says "are you taking us to paradise".

Worst Factions cutscene: I was going to say when Shiro slays the Emperor in the Harvest Temple. (Watching it made me think of Max Payne and how to effectively represent states of madness.) But, I just realised that the cutscene at the palace where Shiro slays Togo is actually the worst for trying to do something evocative and failing so miserably. (The cut away to the bonsai plant? WTH? SO badly staged, SO rushed!)

Worst Prophecies cutscene: The Seer in the Iron Mines mission. The really terrible part about this one is that when doing an infusion run, there is always ONE PERSON who doesn't skip it. I've seen this cutscene waaaay too many times. LOL

Playing through Factions I wished, once and for all, that ANet would either a. put some effort and time into telling the story properly or b. (and given that a. is unlikely to happen, the preferred option) remove the cutscenes altogether. I would much rather see a well-presented text/image slideshow at mission towns to further the story rather than these half-assed cutscenes.

jackie

jackie

/retired

Join Date: Dec 2005

On the Beach

Maybe Bonsai Plant had secret relationship with Togo and it was just an image showing a mourning plant.

Smasher/Devourer

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

Omaha, NE, USA

They're all terrible in their own special ways, but I think Danika annoys me the most.

Also, I don't know if it really counts as a "voice," but I refuse to have Talon Silverwing in my party because he won't stop making those damned noises. I don't know who at ANet thought it would be a good idea to have a henchman who makes sounds like a grunting bird every two seconds, but they should receive a boot to the head.

angshuman

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Wait a second... are we talking about:
  • Bad-sounding Voice?
  • Badly-written Dialogue?
  • Bad voice-acting of what is otherwise reasonably well-written dialogue?

The worst voice is a subjective matter, but Danika probably takes the prize.

Now, as for dialogue and voice-acting, it's a much harder contest since Guild Wars' dialogues are terrible, and the game probably has the worst voice-acting I have ever seen in any game this side of Zero Wing. Here are some of the worst exchanges that I can recall (combination of abysmal dialogue and unbearable voice-acting):
  • Player's dialogue in the exchange between Seer and Player in Iron Mines. Pay special attention to the lines "Why us?" and "Go on, we're listening." You can clearly picture a person reading out the dialogue from a script, it's that bad.
  • In general, most of the Players' lines are horribly voice-acted, although the dialogues themselves are sometimes OK.
  • Most of Shiro's dialogues. Bad dialogue, bad acting. Muhahaha FTW. Who wrote these, an 8-year old?
  • Most of Lich's dialogues. Bad dialogue, not-so-bad acting. "All of Teeeria will be mine! Muhahaha!" Sigh.

I actually felt Master Togo's voice acting was reasonably done, as were some of the Deldrimor dwarves'. Even Prince Rurik's character was reasonably voiced IMO. As annoying the character might be, the image of the righteous knight did come through.

Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

Toronto

Hopping

Mo/A

Shiro - Get someone with a voice NOT so idoitic (For crist sakes the whole Cantha is afraid of him, how CAN he be a idoit that only knows how to fight)

Kuunavang - I don't know where to begin... But personally it should be someone with a deep voice, that can hiss, and is male. (And have him make love to Glint !)

sabretalon

sabretalon

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Saints Or Sinners [SOS]

N/W

Elder (Chris) Rhea for me.

The voice overs are so bad. I would have thought that by not doing any lip synching they would have spent more time on getting the voices right? Infact they would have been better using bad lip synching to make it look like a badly dubbed martial arts movie!