Prophecies Parody

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

I'm currently waiting for a new power supply to arrive so I can get back on Guild Wars, but while I was waiting I typed this up. It's something that made its way across the margins of many a school notebook over the past year, and I thought at least someone might enjoy it. Anyways, here is my parody of the beginning of the prophecies campaign. I'll get the rest typed up sometime (I actually did manage to get the entire storyline done, but again it's all on notebook paper, and I can only type so fast).

Jacada

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jun 2006

Guards of Droknar.

R/Mo

lol thats hilarious thanks for writing it.

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

That's good. I lol'd for a few minutes.

erick5876

erick5876

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

TN

Heroes ETC

D/A

*snicker* Thank you for that.

Tachu_Rice

Tachu_Rice

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

A/R

XD you gotta type up the rest of it.

LightningHell

LightningHell

(????????????)???

Join Date: Aug 2005

Hong Kong

Guildless

Mo/

Apart from thinking Gaston shouldn't be so stupid, and Elementalists like making things explode more than Mesmers, it was good.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by LightningHell
Apart from thinking Gaston shouldn't be so stupid, and Elementalists like making things explode more than Mesmers, it was good. Hmm, well, I never really wanted Gaston to be stupid, just a snob with no real interest in getting his hands dirty.

Leon_Ux-ixen

Leon_Ux-ixen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

America, how I dispise it...

Order Of The Mystic Phoenix

R/Mo

That was funny as hell, if my ranger had been there he would have walked off and said I'll stick with Rurik.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Update:
Chapters 1-2 are here. Enjoy.

LightningHell

LightningHell

(????????????)???

Join Date: Aug 2005

Hong Kong

Guildless

Mo/

Pwnage.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Chapter 3 is up now.

Leon_Ux-ixen

Leon_Ux-ixen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

America, how I dispise it...

Order Of The Mystic Phoenix

R/Mo

Dude that was awsome.

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

I love these so much.

gamecube187

gamecube187

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

lol! Very funny. I like it. Keep making more!

Lili Frog

Lili Frog

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

France

Happy Froggies

Mo/Rt

Hehe nice nice, I laughed

tommarrow

tommarrow

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Shyft Machine [MYTH]

E/

I hope you have more it is quite funny.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Got Ascalon done now, but I have to edit it... I might just post it when I have the whole thing done.

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

I re-read these and I found the second one the funniest because of Rurik's lines. I love that chapter.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

I think you'll enjoy Chapter 4, in that case. I'll put it up later.

abyssal hunter

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guardians Of The Ashes (Leader)

E/Me

man that was funny as hell

broodijzer

broodijzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

void

Mo/

haha this is awesome!

gamecube187

gamecube187

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

Wow, its been a while since any new ones were posted, and you even seemed like you were almost done with ch. 4 a few months ago....You are still making these, right? I hope....

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

I pretty much dropped this a while back. Perhaps the rest will see the light of day eventually, but a certain reformatting procedure deleted what I had, so I would have to rewrite it.

Hmm, I guess I would have to write some stuff for Factions and Nightfall too, but then the storyline for those wasn't that easy to make fun of. Well, there was Shiro, but his whole backstory got explained in Nightfall so hes not such a shallow character, really. Eh, maybe later I'll get something written. Just don't expect anything much.

luinks

luinks

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

Purple Ravens

Mo/E

man i laughed hard at the office XD wonder why everyone is staring at me

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

great ztuff, very funni indeed.

love Guston. If i ever Roleplay a mesmer, that would how i would play him. Guston reminds me Steve Martin and Morgthrok reminds me of Jean Reno in " The Pink Panther 2006"