Leaving Guild wars, win my money

sometimes it's fun to be a beggar/noob

If you give me the money, I'll spend most of it on wine, women, and red dye for my armour (it makes it go faster).

And the rest I'll probably just squander.

(ten points if you can guess who I'm paraphrasing)

lol
that's just too low to do to even earn money ingame that way

anyway what did ya mean "catch-up"?
if you meant the missions, rank/fame, new armor, new chapter of gw, etc then that would be the only things but it really doesn't take that long lol

Truth = This guy is an attention Wh0re and he got his attention by SAYING that hes going to give away all of his stuff.

Edited to go trought Red engine.

lol, yeah right. That just goes to whoever the Scribe saw doing something nice. Before that last one, I gave away a bunch of valuable items to low-level guildless people in Shing Jea Monastery because I would have just tossed them to a merchant if I didn't (and this was actually fairly hard to do, because apparently everyone thought I was trying to scam them ), and one of the guys that appeared in it was there for leading a random group to a win . People have done a LOT nicer things than what appears in that thing.

And, I think I should get the gold because I've never had more than 16k at one time, and I've never had more than 3 pieces of 15k armor on a character (I've had 3 on one, and 2 on another), and I've been playing since the 1st beta (scary that I've never had more than that stuff). I'll end up spending it on upgrade armor, dyes, and weapons for my two characters, and tossing the rest to some random guild-less level 2 in Shing Jea.
-Edit- Oh, and I'd buy a Kuunavang pet. I want a mini Kuunavang BAAAAAD!
And I have about 2k in total right now.

I'd say it is working lol
look at how many ppl actually posted lol

On my second day of playing Guild Wars, I saw a Warrior with what I thought was the coolest sword ever, A Fellblade. Ever since then, The only weapon( or pretty much anything) I have ever wanted was a fellblade with nice stats. I do not think that I'll even accept all of the money you're giving out because someday you might come back to play Guild Wars. All I want is enough money to buy a 15^50 Fellblade, or just to recieve a fellblade like that. Well, that's my story.

EDIT: Almost forgot. My IGN is Hex Drive.

if you give some to me i'll start a fan club in your honor

If you were an actual person and actually dying somehow, I'd say donate your organs and leave your money to charity. Of course, this being a game, neither is applicable. So, I can think of no better recipient for your wealth than...

Me! But of course, what other answer would you possibly expect? Why do stuff for some other people when you can give things to me? After all, those other options won't benefit me nearly as much - which makes them much less appealing. What would I do with your fortune, you ask? I would buy seventeen sets of identical 15k Armour and dye them slightly different shades, so I would always be able to wear the one that "felt right" for the circumstances. I would build a chateau in the mountains and decorate the walls with Tengu feathers. I would hold great feasts, with all the delicacies Tyria has to offer: Ettin thumbs, Grawl spleens, three-eyed Canthan salmon, Tengu wings, Charr steak, Afflicted casserole, Naga eggs, Reed Stalker & Aleo salad, Devourer spines, and Minotaur testicles. I would bathe in rosewater sprinkled with gold dust. I would hire people to follow me around and say how awesome I was. I would bribe entire teams in the Arenas to let me have hundreds of flawless victories in a row. I would build a fleet of ships and carry snow from the Shiverpeaks to the Ring of Fire, in order to make it a more attractive tourist destination for the guests of the Perdition Rock Super Amusement Centre Supreme that I would build. I would invent Conjure Earth. I would hold contests where naked Whammos would compete for fame, fortune, and short pants, with a bevy of drunk elementalists to cheer for the winner. I would start a chain of Charr-Broiled barbecue joints across the continents. I would carve a huge canyon across the northern Shiverpeaks so facilitate the Ascalon to Kryta trade routes. I would build a gigantic statue to myself bestriding the world, with one foot in Kaineng Center and the other Lion's Arch. I would stock up on Rubies and Sapphires and use them as paperweights. I would fill a swimming pool with Ectoplasm. I would buy every guild hall. I would rock and roll all night and party every day.

Realistically, though, I have little to no chance of winning your money. So feel free to give handouts to deserving souls and people pretending to be noobs alike in Ascalon or Shing Jea. Hell, you could even EBay the account. It can't get you banned because it won't be your account anymore.

EDIT: fixed a couple typos.

meet me by the sewerhole in ascalon

If I were you:
I would give it to all of the people on my friends list...make the people you like; like you even more

usually ppl that are on that list are also your business clients too lol

Nice long post but the last part there,the you can sell on e-bay it will not get you banned. Well yes you will not get banned but the person that buys your account will not have a account to play because it will be banned if anet catches it.

As far as the money and items go everyone is going to have there own reasons,or say give to the poor. But really even those who say give to the poor are praying that because they said that the OP will be generous enough to give it to them. When in all reality both parties are right. You worked hard for what you have in this game. Noone really does have a right to what you own.

And yes anyone would like to receive all that you are giving away including myself. but in reality this is your chose. As noone deserves it and as everyone wants it this is something that you have to decide. Ultimatlly if i was in this situation i would not choose just 1 i would choose like 5 people and split it amungst them.

I am not going to be some fake asshole. Give it to me. I will probably spend a good 120k on armor and then have fun little games with people. For example, I will tell them to get on their knees perform favors for 10k or I would have people give me their armor and items. I would tell them I would give em 100k, but as soon as they give em to me, i will resell them and refuse to give them money.Things like that. That kind of stuff entertains me.
So, by giving me all your money and possesions, I garuntee you the most brilliant legacy in the form of the greatest asshole GW has ever seen. IGN Holy Shize

ooh a lot of money, and wooooaw this thead has grown with an exstreme speed by some reason....

well, many people talks about they don't need the money and stuff like that, but ehey, to tell the truth i think most of them and especially me want that money hehe

i'm not very rich or anything in gw at the moment, 2-3k some obsidian shards and a few golds, i got 1 and a half 15k armor sets^^

anyway, why i deserve the money? coz i'm nicecuteagoodfrientoallherehelpfulandahappyman

of course everyone wants the money
doesn't matter what the person said
it all comes down to easy bling bling <-- lol

I want the money so I can then make a post like this saying I am giving it away so I can get a lot of attention.

I don't think its possible to give away accounts. My advice:

Use the gold to buy yourself something that brings back the fun in playing the game. Some suggestions:

-New equipment and skills
-Start a fancy chr with all kinds of fancy stuff
-Start a new guild, buy a guildhall and recruit lots of players for your guild's mission.
-Choose a role and start roleplaying (e.g. Robin Hood, Darth Vader, G.W. Bush, Madonna... and spend the gold according to your role )
-Just save it and wait for a next chapter you may like...

Good luck!

i want it. but w/e.

Honestly, I'd say sit on it and wait to see if your interest in GW returns. If you know that isn't going to happen for whatever reason, then I'd say give it to friends or guildies or to random people in small amounts like 1 - 5k.

Or you could give it to me. I don't really deserve it, though -- the best I can say is that I've been playing for a year and I try to treat people with respect, or at least with the respect they show me. I'd use it to get some armors I've been wanting -- I currently have 3 15k sets (total) and no fow (don't care for it luckily), and maybe a few weapons, but probably mostly for dyes... making a dye chart would be cool.

IGN: Raven Nyte