Best Retribution for Leeches/Freeloaders?

Let's pretend...note the word PRETEND...that we could torture those who freeload and leech along with groups. What would YOU do to them if you could? Since the nice guy thing is the kick player option, let's put on our evil thinking caps and come up with some nice plots and plans for them instead.

Take all of their gold and valuable items.

Yes, yes, that's a good one. But they should also be stripped down to their loincloth and thrown into the Hall of Heroes as a punching bag.

LOL that would be fun.

and if they have 15k armor, we could take it and then just salvage it for crafting materials or something.

Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did.

Beat that one

OOOO you have a mean streak but it'd only be worth it if they had to WATCH it being done.

*makes note to self to stay on Tactical-Dillusions's good side*

Well, as soon as they start moving again, they'll be placed in a cutscene that they can't skip and watch all of this be done. Mwhaha.

Force all their drops to be glittering dust.

Glittering dust is too good...maybe...granite slabs?

Turn them inside out & pour salt on them.

Strip them of all their levels and possesions then put them back in pre-searing with no way to leave for at least a month (of on-line time) with no missions or quests to complete.

Force them to relive their Level 1 game over and over until the end of time.

turn them into someone's pet

Hmmm. Make another bot for bots. This bot will give the real life name, home address, phone number, e-mail address, GW password, their DNA and fingerprint of the bad botter and put it on all message boards, GW or not. That will put an end to it for sure.

Send a team over to their house to confiscate their computer. Then drag them out into the street where they are beaten mercilessly in the public eye. Then tie them up on the nearest lamppost in just their socks and Underoos as a warning to others.

This is utterly disturbing to me, merely pretend, sure, but wow. I find the deconstruction one... um... ew... imagine there are actually people in the world that do that to people, and take them to the brink of pain they can handle without passing out then ease off, and do it again just for fun. Wow... personally, I'd have them be punished by having to run missions on their own while the rest of their teammates sit around and chatter, with no way out but to finish the quest... Just see how much they like freeloaders and leeches then. Not so pretty when it happens to them.

Toss them in a Mexican prison for 20 years....


... or give them the atomic wedgee.

There is an easy solution that will be sure to stop these people

Lock them in a small box. Put a loudspeaker in it, and then play some of Rurik's stupidest lines through the loudspeaker continuously and at high volumes. Repeat this for days without stopping

After that, force them to watch reruns of "Martha Stuart (sp?) Living" for 240 hours straight. To make sure they don't fall asleep, pin their eyelids open and poke them with a spear every minute. After done adminstering both these punishments, take their clothes and throw them in Northern Greenland with nothing but a spoon and a cup (to make snowcones with ).

GG and problem solved

If I could, "In Game" I would train a whole bunch of things to them and watch them kill him/her (rezzing them each time until 60% DP is reached) for fun. Wouldn't do much to them since they are not going to participate, but it would make me feel a little better.