Best Retribution for Leeches/Freeloaders?
Aniewiel
Let's pretend...note the word PRETEND...that we could torture those who freeload and leech along with groups. What would YOU do to them if you could? Since the nice guy thing is the kick player option, let's put on our evil thinking caps and come up with some nice plots and plans for them instead.
Tsukiyomi
Take all of their gold and valuable items.
Aniewiel
Yes, yes, that's a good one. 
But they should also be stripped down to their loincloth and thrown into the Hall of Heroes as a punching bag. 
Tsukiyomi
LOL that would be fun.
and if they have 15k armor, we could take it and then just salvage it for crafting materials or something.
and if they have 15k armor, we could take it and then just salvage it for crafting materials or something.
Tactical-Dillusions
Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did.
Beat that one
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did.
Beat that one
Aniewiel
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Originally Posted by Tsukiyomi
LOL that would be fun.
and if they have 15k armor, we could take it and then just salvage it for crafting materials or something. |
Aniewiel
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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions
Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did. Beat that one |
Tsukiyomi
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Originally Posted by Aniewiel
OOOO you have a mean streak but it'd only be worth it if they had to WATCH it being done.
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Lasareth
Force all their drops to be glittering dust.
AceSnyp3r
Glittering dust is too good...maybe...granite slabs?
Teufel Eldritch
Turn them inside out & pour salt on them.
Mawgleah
Strip them of all their levels and possesions then put them back in pre-searing with no way to leave for at least a month (of on-line time) with no missions or quests to complete.
Xue Yi Liang
Force them to relive their Level 1 game over and over until the end of time.
Sereng Amaranth
turn them into someone's pet
Santosh
Hmmm. Make another bot for bots. This bot will give the real life name, home address, phone number, e-mail address, GW password, their DNA and fingerprint of the bad botter and put it on all message boards, GW or not. That will put an end to it for sure. 
Xue Yi Liang
Send a team over to their house to confiscate their computer. Then drag them out into the street where they are beaten mercilessly in the public eye. Then tie them up on the nearest lamppost in just their socks and Underoos as a warning to others.
Adaria
This is utterly disturbing to me, merely pretend, sure, but wow. I find the deconstruction one... um... ew... imagine there are actually people in the world that do that to people, and take them to the brink of pain they can handle without passing out then ease off, and do it again just for fun. Wow... personally, I'd have them be punished by having to run missions on their own while the rest of their teammates sit around and chatter, with no way out but to finish the quest... Just see how much they like freeloaders and leeches then. Not so pretty when it happens to them.
Xue Yi Liang
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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions
Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did. Beat that one |
... or give them the atomic wedgee.
ManadartheHealer
There is an easy solution that will be sure to stop these people
Lock them in a small box. Put a loudspeaker in it, and then play some of Rurik's stupidest lines through the loudspeaker continuously and at high volumes. Repeat this for days without stopping
After that, force them to watch reruns of "Martha Stuart (sp?) Living" for 240 hours straight. To make sure they don't fall asleep, pin their eyelids open and poke them with a spear every minute. After done adminstering both these punishments, take their clothes and throw them in Northern Greenland with nothing but a spoon and a cup (to make snowcones with
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GG and problem solved
Lock them in a small box. Put a loudspeaker in it, and then play some of Rurik's stupidest lines through the loudspeaker continuously and at high volumes. Repeat this for days without stopping
After that, force them to watch reruns of "Martha Stuart (sp?) Living" for 240 hours straight. To make sure they don't fall asleep, pin their eyelids open and poke them with a spear every minute. After done adminstering both these punishments, take their clothes and throw them in Northern Greenland with nothing but a spoon and a cup (to make snowcones with
).GG and problem solved
Indigo
If I could, "In Game" I would train a whole bunch of things to them and watch them kill him/her (rezzing them each time until 60% DP is reached) for fun. Wouldn't do much to them since they are not going to participate, but it would make me feel a little better.
Lost
I'll help you all get back at those freeloaders! Oh wait, one sec. AFK!
*stands idley for hours*
*stands idley for hours*
Jczech
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Originally Posted by Indigo
If I could, "In Game" I would train a whole bunch of things to them and watch them kill him/her (rezzing them each time until 60% DP is reached) for fun. Wouldn't do much to them since they are not going to participate, but it would make me feel a little better.
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I really want an instance splitting / kick / whatever so I can get rid of them >.<
Aernok
Cancel their account and destroy any form of payment they have.
Wa$d
Force them to be followed by 20 Gwens spaming the Chat with "CAN I FOLLOW YOU, OK I WILL"
Van the Warrior
delete their accounts
Helios
If its a guy (and most likely it will) strap them to a machine that kicks em in the groin continuously. Then...
Make sure they can hear still. Then...
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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions
Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did. |
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Originally Posted by ManadartheHealer
Lock them in a small box. Put a loudspeaker in it, and then play some of Rurik's stupidest lines through the loudspeaker continuously and at high volumes. Repeat this for days without stopping
After that, force them to watch reruns of "Martha Stuart (sp?) Living" for 240 hours straight. |
Xue Yi Liang
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Originally Posted by Indigo
If I could, "In Game" I would train a whole bunch of things to them and watch them kill him/her (rezzing them each time until 60% DP is reached) for fun. Wouldn't do much to them since they are not going to participate, but it would make me feel a little better.
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God of Anarchy
ok...hmm,intresting chat lol i wonder what the free loaders thing when they see this...lol,for my torture...ummm lmao i got one!
put them in a port-O-potty thats upside down and spins
hahaha
thats pretty sick
put them in a port-O-potty thats upside down and spins
hahaha
thats pretty sick
ElderAtronach
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Originally Posted by God of Anarchy
ok...hmm,intresting chat lol i wonder what the free loaders thing when they see this...lol,for my torture...ummm lmao i got one!
put them in a port-O-potty thats upside down and spins hahaha thats pretty sick |
"Aaaahhhh! It's in my racoon scratches!"
Kudos to anyone who gets that reference
Imp
Stalk them and find out what guild they are in, get into their guild and charm the Guild leader to make you an officer, Single handedly destroy their guild ranking.
arnansnow
Secretly replace all their armor and weapons with low cost, crappy look-a-likes. Change his name to Leacher McLeacherPants.
TheStonedOne
U should be able to keep spamming capture signet on m and really steal there skills then
And no skill point refund for the lost ones ofcoz ....
And no skill point refund for the lost ones ofcoz ....
Divinitys Creature
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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions
Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did. Beat that one |
Xue Yi Liang
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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions
Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did. Beat that one |
Aniewiel
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
WOW - You've just given the perfect description of married life!
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Not MY married life. 
Winds of Blood
hang them upside down by thier TOENAILS ontop of fiery lava
Celes Tial
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Originally Posted by Mawgleah
Strip them of all their levels and possesions then put them back in pre-searing with no way to leave for at least a month (of on-line time) with no missions or quests to complete.
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That would REALLY punish those rushers/afk leechers.
God of Anarchy
tie them down to a table a let water droplets constantly drip on there forehead...or tie them down and shot them with a paintball gun in the nuts over and over and over agian...*and for those who have been hit by a paintball in the nuts traviling 280 feet per second should know what im talking about*
Kershent
Kick them out of GW with an error. Adjust their account so that regardless of what they do, it will ALWAYS boot them out of the game randomly with the same error, after between 5 and 15 minutes. That way, they'll have to try and fix the problem via troubleshooting. They'll spend days trying to figure out why Guild Wars won't work, until they finally have to quit playing because it won't work on their computer.
No torture is greater than troubleshooting. Not even the watch-your-own-dismemberment thing.
No torture is greater than troubleshooting. Not even the watch-your-own-dismemberment thing.
Mo/R9
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Originally Posted by Celes Tial
tie them down to a table a let water droplets constantly drip on there forehead
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(to stay on topic)
I would lock them in Pre-Searing with no armor, no weapons and no items and watch them slowly get defeated by river skale tads (level 0).