Ritualist-esque Humor

Vacant was Rez Sig

Hold Rez Sig's ashes for 15...45 seconds. While holding ashes all party members who did not bring a rez sig or prerma rez suffer -5 health degen. When you drop Rez Sig's ashes those parties members are kicked from the group and replaced w/ henchmen.

LOL Good one!

one of the few things i would actually pay for to have implimented in this game

Then you would kick your rank 11 Boon Prot monk with them

Surely this is an elite spirit.

These are crackin me up.

Ridiculously Easy Was Shiro
Hold the ashes of... um... Shiro for 0.00005...0.00007 seconds. When you drop his ashes, all Shiros in the area attempt to use 1...3 amazing-sounding skills but die at the hands of Storm of Swords-using Warriors before they finish casting.

Clueless was the eBayer
Hold the ashes of the eBayer for 10...60 seconds. While you hold his ashes, all party members become FoW-wearing Wa/Mo's with a premade Paladin build and a perfect Sundering Fellblade of Fortitude, but loose all weapon attributes and all skills take twenty thousand times longer to cast because they have no idea what the hell they are doing. When you drop the ashes, 1...3 members of your party ragequit. When Clueless was the eBayer ends, all party members are banned.

Farmable were the Griffons
Hold the ashes of a Griffon for 5...10 minutes. While you hold the ashes, all party members become the same Mo/W Griffon farming build and all Griffons in the area take 100...5000 holy damage each second. When you drop the ashes, all party members recieve a bunch of random crap in their inventory and one player will recieve a gold item. When Farmable were the Griffons ends, Kephket Marrowfeast spawns and your party dies instantly.

LA district 1
Create a level 20...20 Spirit of LA district 1. This spirit will spam local chat (NEVER the trade chat) with WTB and WTS messages forever. Every 1...3 seconds the spirit duplicates itself, increasing the spam volume. This spirit will never die. Ever.

Lagged was Dialup{E} - Spell
Casting Time: 1/4
Duration: 600 Sec
Recharge: 30 Sec

While PUG's only healer monk, (who happens to be on 14.4 dialup from somewhere in Antarctica) is suffering from rubber-band lag, they have armor of +200 and cannot be affected by conditions or spells. All of their heal spells are instant cast and recharge. If ping to server drops below 400ms, spell ends and all party members are healled for 500.

OMG those are precious!! XD

Yours are the best so far.

/congrats.

Useless Was Breeze
While holding the Ashes of Breeze, the only monks that join your party will spam Healing Breeze on every party member with a sliver of damage. They will then start pinging their low energy. When you drop Breeze's ashes, the monks will try to tank while the rest of the party attempts to run away.

Leavers Was Sigcap
While holding ashes of Sigcap, your Mission/Quest party will be joined by members who leave right after capping their elite skill. When you drop ashes of Sigcap, the rest of your party will leave in frustration.

Frenzied Spirit
Create a level 8 Spirit of Frenzy. All warriors in your group will use Frenzy when surrounded by monsters. If the warriors have Rust on them, they will attempt to use Healing Signet while making sure Frenzy stays active. When this spirit dies, all the monks in your group will ragequit.

Illusion Was the Sin
While holding ashes of the Sin, all Assassins in your group will think they are warriors and will run into the middle of mobs dying instantaneously. Those that survive will teleport back to the monks pulling the mobs with them. When you drop ashes of the Sin, all you party members are rezzed at the nearest portal.

Annoying Was Lifeping
While holding ashes of Lifeping, your party will be joined by players who constantly ping their life once it is < 50%.

Suicidal Was Eve
While holding ashes of Eve, she will use Blood Rituals only on Warriors and will stay by them just in case they need it again. When you drop ashes of Eve, she dies.

Spirit of Spameration
Create a level 7 spirit of Spameration. When you are in the heat of battle, you guildmates and Alliance members will spam the chat channel with price checks and requests for free ectos so you miss every important message from your teammates.

Spirit of Leeching
Create a level 10 spirit of Leeching. 2 - 4 members of your party have a 60 - 85% chance of going afk during a pve or competitive mission. When this spirit dies, your entire party will be dead except for the afkers. If in PvE, A req 7 dual gothic axe assigned to you will be lying on the ground. If in competitive mission, the leechers will be in your next party.

Here's some more:

Mountain Dew
Create a level 1...10 spirit. For 1...3 hours, party members move 50% faster, attack 33% faster, and refuse to shut up and stop talking on Ventrilo because they are so damn hyper.

A Stupid Little Kid was Your Guild Leader
Hold the ashes of your one week old guild for 10...30 seconds. While you hold your guild's ashes, your guild leader will attempt to ask you questions he should definitely know the answers to if he's the guild leader. When you drop the ashes you answer one of his questions incorrectly, making him look like an idiot on purpose. When A Stupid Little Kid was Your Guild Leader ends, everyone has left the guild already, so your guild leader goes and tries to sell it in LA district 1.

Spammed were the Chuck Norris Jokes
Hold the ashes of your sanity while you wait to enter the mission/quest/PvP area that you are currently waiting for. While you hold the ashes of your sanity, every idiot in the district will spam Chuck Norris jokes in the local chat. When you drop the ashes, your party leader says something very important that you miss because of the spam. This spell does not end.

No, no: all casters suffer from dazed for 30 seconds.

Snobby Was PvP
Holy the ashes of a r12 PvP'er for (5...10) seconds. When the ashes are dropped, a Phoenix will be emoted every 5 seconds and all party members in the area will be told that PvE blows. While holding the ashes you may not join any group in Heroes Ascent and may suffer the effects of being called a "n00b"

Kool Was Da'Sin
Hold Da'Sin's ashes for 8...22 seconds. While holding the ashes of Da'Sin, all assassins in your party will have Real Ultimate Ninja Power and really cool moves, and be very useful to the group. When you drop the ashes, the assassins will lose their moves and looks, and run into the nearest mob where they will tank and deal hardly noticable damage until they die. Following their death will be an err=7 and the subsequent deletion of any assassins on the player's account.

/I probably went too far

Prescient Was Darwin

Hold the ashes of a Jade Armor up for 8...31 seconds. All nearby adventures in the Thunderhead Keep outpost are immediately grouped together into a party full of members that have tried to beat the mission 17 times and failed all 17 times. They will make it to the fort, and get wiped out during the siege. Again. And be forever kept from reaching the Ring of Fire area.

Wrathful was PUG

Summon a 1...17 level spirit. All Mo/W's in Temple of Ages in current party who attempt to pass themselves off as healers but are really going to switch to 55 armor once in UW immediately lose all their ill-gotten gold, which is equally distributed among the other party members and they are also booted from the party unceremoniously.

Persistant was Norton

While you hold Norton's ashes the next time you encounter a large battle, Norton's Antivirus will automatically pop up in the backround of your computer and run a comprehensive virus scan causing you to lag to the point of uselessness. When you drop Norton's 6 black dyes and 9 ectos drop for you all at once and windows crashes just before you reach them.

Scamming Ralph

Hold Ralph's items forever

Angry was Partyleader

Hold partyleaders ashes for 2..10 hours. While holding his ashes any player that self invites themselves before pming the partyleader gets their character deleted.

n00b was Whamo (Restoration ELITE)
While holding n00b's ashes any allies that move more then 100 feet from caster is instantly teleported to casters location. Summoned Ally cannot move until casters energy bar is full or n00b was Whamo ends. This spell lasts 30-60 seconds or when casters energy bar is full.

ROFLMAO!!