Why do you all hate Gwen?

Leon_Ux-ixen

Leon_Ux-ixen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

America, how I dispise it...

Order Of The Mystic Phoenix

R/Mo

I have noticed that alot of people hate Gwen, my question is why? If you comlete her quest you get experince and a happy little healer. Though at the end of the quest you get an item with no use sure but she is pretty cool in my opinon.

For those who don't know the quest or how to complete it.

1. First off talk to here and get here flute which is broken and located at the pond with the skales you had to kill to get your first skills.

2. Talk to her and go to the nearest merchent and buy a flute for 4gp and give it to here.

3. Buy a cape from the merchent for 200gp not that bad. and Give here two Red Iris Flowers. Then she will give you a Shreded Tapitry which I have found no use for.

nomercy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

Gwen's Cute <333333333333333333

konohamaru heaven

konohamaru heaven

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Some where in Cantha beyond the Petrified Forest and the Jade Sea

The Amazon Basin

I still say Gwen is the Root of all Evil be it the Destruction of Ascalon, Orr or even the dark forces in Cantha I blame her. The reason was the beat down she put on everyone durring a chpter 1 bwe where she single handedly destroyed even the invincible in one fail swoop.

Bad Apache

Bad Apache

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

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She is a spy for the Charr, pointing out weaknesses and flaws in Ascalons defences. It's also romoured she opened the North Gate for the Charr to breach us.

Seriously though,

I don't know anybody who hates Gwen, and I am sure nobody who has passed 'Pre sear' does hate her, so what makes you ask?

Leon_Ux-ixen

Leon_Ux-ixen

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Join Date: Feb 2006

America, how I dispise it...

Order Of The Mystic Phoenix

R/Mo

Really? Alotof people in-game said they hated her with passion, getting them stuck in invisisable walls.(the walls that keep oyu from going of cliffs or stop you in certain areas.) and just fallowin you.

scrinner

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Nobody hates her, but she is a popular person to theorize about

Pillz_veritas

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fun Loving Gamers

R/Mo

Because she killed us all at the end of the beta event :P

Criminally Sane

Criminally Sane

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

With my angel.

Needs Moar [DESU]

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She stole the flowers I'd planned on giving someone else. I tried to keep them, but then she looked at me with those eyes, THOSE EYES, THOSE HORRIBLE EYES... scarred for life.

Aejorii

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

SF, CA

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At the end of the guild wars beta event, she spawned in town and killed everyone with fire attacks.

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

I hate gwen cause i hate reading a story and not having the ending >.< what happens to gwen?!!??!

Ristaron

Ristaron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Canada, eh?

Legion Of Valhalla

E/

Hi my name is Ristaron, and I hate Gwen because she's more of a pyro than I am.

ID_Roto

ID_Roto

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

-Gives allegiance to Gwen for a new order of DARKNESS and CHAOS-

Kariston The Swift

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Sand Scorpions[SS]

R/Me

I <3 Gwen despite the fact she casts firestorm on me in the BWE :x

megalomaniac_mutant

megalomaniac_mutant

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

End of the Universe

My guild name not know you must.

Gwen? I love Gwen! I'll even call my daughter Gwen! If its a guy, i'll name him...er...Gweno?

Dj Tano

Dj Tano

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

I dont think there is anyone who really does hate gwen, but i know that people hate it if someone starts to talk about gwen. Its like talking about the wheater, you can do it all the time and in the end you dont change nothing but to get the other person bothered.

All we know about gwen:

At the end of the preview weekend she spawned into towns and killed everybody using spontaneous combustion (deals -545 every second). (In that even she mentioned several things. She was mad because her parents got killed durning the searing and she says that you didnt save ascalon. Shes sad because everyone she loves dies and thats why she goes mad and burns towns down. Then she tops everything by saying "painful to live in fear, isnt it?")

We dont know her age but its sayd to be from 10-12. Her mother is sarah, a herbalist in ashord village. Her father was a warrior and he died when she was 7. She likes playing the flute and she likes flowers. She loves weddings. She is undecided if she wants to get to be a warrior or a mesmer. She likes devonas hair. She thinks bill the bull is mean. She wants to meet prince rurik. She likes apple pie. She likes adventures. She doesnt like bugs.

When you go into the underworld you will find gwens mother sarah, who has died in the searing. She is worried and asks other ghosts if they saw gwen.

If she likes you enough she will give you a tapestry shred. After the searing you can find gwens broken flute and a tattered girls cape. Those items are all quest items so there must be a quest or just a use for them wich hasnt been found out.

So far thats everything we know.

(cool info: one day someone posted on a forum that he had discovered the gwen quest. he gave a perfect explanation of the difficult process and sayd that it was rewarding to do it because gwen would open up a special area where you could farm 1000k worth of stuff in an hour. he explained that since its so difficult to ge there noone had discovered it yet. well, it turned out that it was the first of april and so it was a very very good april fools since 95% of the community believed it and i think a couple hundred people even tried to get the gwen quest.)

By the way: its total tabu to talk about gwen in any city, town or outpost. if you ask around people will not give long answers or will just try to avoid the conversation.

Alcazanar

Alcazanar

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Join Date: Jan 2006

Cavalon (swe)

Desert Flame [DF]

W/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by lyra_song
I hate gwen cause i hate reading a story and not having the ending >.< what happens to gwen?!!??!

i killed her now are this thread done?
(i hate her too btw)

Helios

Helios

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Join Date: May 2005

I had almost forgot about that little booger-eating spawn of Satan until I saw this thread! Curse her for trapping me against the wall!!!

Demesis

Demesis

Banned

Join Date: May 2006

I always wondered why gwen never wears shoes..... O.o

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by megalomaniac_mutant
Gwen? I love Gwen! I'll even call my daughter Gwen! If its a guy, i'll name him...er...Gweno?
I'd go with Gwenjamin.

Ecksor

Ecksor

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Join Date: Feb 2006

kkthnxbai

Knights And Heroes [Beer]

noone hates Gwen... everyone hates RURIK... or at least i do lol

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecksor
noone hates Gwen... everyone hates RURIK... or at least i do lol
What would be really great is a Gwen vs. Rurik battle.

Rurik: For Ascalon! (Does nothing but wave his sword around)
Gwen: La la la... do you have any flowers?

Repeat infinitely.

Ecksor

Ecksor

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

kkthnxbai

Knights And Heroes [Beer]

i used to like rurik... until i got better and learned more. now he just makes me think of some newbie in ascalon thinking of a 13-19 FDS as godlike. and yes a rurik vs gwen battle would be very entertaining... gwen would have a special shout, it would be "Flower Power!"- once 5 red iris flowers are obtained, Gwn combines them, then throws the 1 uber flower in the air. The flower then explodes, annhilating everyone and everything in a 2 foot radius.<---- thats uber godlike right there lol Rurik's special skill could be a shout too. the shout would be "For Ascalon!" - When you activate this skill, you do -999999 damage, and attack 100% faster. energy 0 recharge 0

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecksor
i used to like rurik... until i got better and learned more. now he just makes me think of some newbie in ascalon thinking of a 13-19 FDS as godlike. and yes a rurik vs gwen battle would be very entertaining... gwen would have a special shout, it would be "Flower Power!"- once 5 red iris flowers are obtained, Gwn combines them, then throws the 1 uber flower in the air. The flower then explodes, annhilating everyone and everything in a 2 foot radius.<---- thats uber godlike right there lol Rurik's special skill could be a shout too. the shout would be "For Ascalon!" - When you activate this skill, you do -999999 damage, and attack 100% faster. energy 0 recharge 0
And now I am obliged to make the Mending joke that must always accompany any mention of Rurik's skill bar...

Actually, no. But please no one post about that again. The joke is dead.

J snukka

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2005

New York

I'm upset Anet didnt include Gwen in cantha. May they can make here appear in Africa. and have her say that she's on vacation "lalala can you bring me some Cactus juice".

draxynnic

draxynnic

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Join Date: Nov 2005

[CRFH]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
I'd go with Gwenjamin.
Actually, if you're serious about it, it might be worth looking up a source of Welsh names - I think there was a male form.

Kijik Oni Hanryuu

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

the 7th level of HELL! J/K Somewhere in GW assassinating things

[acid]members of the KAWS alliance

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Gwen's special attack "Uh Oh Beta testing is over" suddenly everything explodes and she says HAHA CHARR OWNZ YOU TO TEH 1337!

Curse You

Curse You

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Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

My guild leader thought up a good reason to hate Gwen. She destroyed Ascalon that's why.

click

(a little quiet for some reason)

Zerander

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2005

Twilight Saraphim

A/W

At the end of one of the beta events (God those were fun), Gwen basically appeared everywhere and killed everyone with tons of fire. All beta events don't just end in everyone disconnecting. Everyone is killed in some way, shape, or form. I remember one time tons of giant worms appeared from the ground and ate everyone. One time everyone shrunk to microscopic size and everyone randomly said "ArenaNet Rules!" or something of the sort. One time there was some huge fireworks thing that I can't remember. GW really knew how to work their beta. =)

Shadowfox1125

Shadowfox1125

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2005

PST

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Because she has a duplication technique where she spawns in every outpost/city/town and then she continues to continuously spam Fire Storm until everyone is dead.

Ulivious The Reaper

Ulivious The Reaper

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

The Shadowed Assassins

W/Mo

i hate gwen because when i loook out my window at night i see her

Riken Chrono

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

around the corner and up the block

Hero

Gwen's cute she turns me on.

SFEley

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Ashford Road Irregulars

E/Mo

I'm bothered by the fact that there are no children in Ascalon except for Gwen.

What this implies about the Ascalonian reproductive cycle is terrifying. Gwen is the protocharacter; the ur-PC. Every player character must have been grown in vats, using cells harvested from Gwen and genetically modified. The evil race conducting this experiment is unknown. Some speculate that it's the Mursaat, harvesting Ascalonians for food and idle sport. I personally think it's the moa birds. (Think about it. They have got to be smarter than they look.)

In any case, the procedure -- which has now been performed millions of times -- is always painful to Gwen, and has obviously left her insane. She has the mind of a child, certainly, but a child subjected to endless agonies. Is it any wonder she breaks her flute and discards it, then yearns for it once more? It reminds her of the syringe. The tattered cape she gives you is not meaningless. It is the shroud on which she dried her tears, and when she destroys us in fire once again, it will show us the image of her face.

Gwen is not to be hated. Gwen is to be loved, for she is the Mother Of Us All. But she is more to be feared, for she is a vengeful god. When her dark masters let slip her flowery yoke once more, and she becomes aware of the horrors they have wrought from her, she will not merely destroy Tyria. She will arise and conquer--

(Oh. Wait. These are Chapter 4 spoilers? I should shut up then.)

Lonesamurai

Lonesamurai

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Join Date: Apr 2006

Cheltenham, Glos, UK

Wolf Pack Samurai [WPS]

R/A

It's finally been realised... Gwen is the Fortune Teller from Factions reborn!

Atomheart

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Rt/

Damn, this Gwen quest reminds me of Publius Enigma (If you have studied a little Floyd, you should know it)
And Gwen is....ugly..and just a little kid. But I dont hate her, she's funny and better than presearing newbs, so I'd better have Gwen with me in pre.

eightyfour-onesevenfive

eightyfour-onesevenfive

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

7??13'35" E - 50??06'27" N

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

I don't hate Gwen.

I fear her!

All fear the Dark Queen! Dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

Leon_Ux-ixen

Leon_Ux-ixen

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Join Date: Feb 2006

America, how I dispise it...

Order Of The Mystic Phoenix

R/Mo

holy smokes I leave and I get post galore. Well it is obvious some hate her some don't but now atleast I got some idea. She is pretty cool but I belive she will have a bigger part in Guild Wars maybe 3 or 4.

Vermilion Okeanos

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2005

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/a...hp/t-1196.html

kimahri

kimahri

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Join Date: Sep 2005

Defenders of the Blackblade [DotB]

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As has been mentioned, Rurik is the one to be hated! I just don't like Gwen because in the beginning I had problems with her following me, then when I told her to stop she kept following me for a hort while but long enough for me to get annoyed.

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

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Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

Reason why i hate Gwen!!!

1) she a stalker
2) she nukes things
3) she has broken flute along with that red cape
4) she won't stop telling me dumb stories
5) cuz i hate her!!

Eviance

Eviance

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Eh I forget... o_O

Biscuit of Dewm [MEEP]

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I went to get a quest... I talked to said quest lady (ya know that hunters horn thingy ya fill at the spring and so forth) and suddenly I was stuck for 10mins before she FINALLY skipped off to the side releasing me ;_; Hell spawn!