Post Pictures of Ugly Armour Combinations!

Jensy

Jensy

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2007

Phoenix, Arizona

Blinkie Ponie Armie [bpa]

N/Mo


omg I'm blind x_x


she's happy, nobody else is


IDEK what the hell this is


k... o_o

Duranin

Duranin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

East Coast

none

Me/



Saw this person in gtob ad 1 today.

Tomm

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

W/R

Now, this is wrong.
So wrong that words cannot explain it.

Duranin

Duranin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

East Coast

none

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomm View Post
Now, this is wrong.
So wrong that words cannot explain it.

That's... that's just awesome.
I almost want to make a male dervish just to have that set!

Morag D

Morag D

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2007

UK/Austria

[bone]

P/

dragon gauntlets: wrong
mask of mo zing: can't be any more wrong
dye: interesting...

and the necro is just fugly full stop

Goha83

Goha83

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2008

Poland

[OLA]

E/

I'm gonna post my "collection". It was larger, cuz I'm a screen addict, but I lost them Ok, here you go, let's start with elementalists:












Last one ele, cuz I know you're tired already:


Now, MONKS!



An avatar of strenght, modesty and delicacy :




Warriors:





And finally, a dervish and a funny pink thing:

Shanny

Shanny

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

Boston

Sound Of A Distant Star [Star]

D/A



No... just.... no.

Zarion Silverarrow

Zarion Silverarrow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2008

Puerto Rico

The Annunaki Interventionists

P/W

this is my UW touch mob armor




absolutely fabulous isnt it!!!

Jensy

Jensy

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2007

Phoenix, Arizona

Blinkie Ponie Armie [bpa]

N/Mo

MOAR!





Banon

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2008

Prescription Of Faith [rX]

W/

The warrior is pretty bad, i would definately flee the district if i saw that guy there.

Tomm

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

W/R

Hmm, that last monk girl isn't bad.

And dervish in yellow vabian is nice, except dragon gauntlets.

Swift Aura

Swift Aura

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2009

Mo/E

Here is my monk {Has the ability to change colors }

or, his purple version..


I purpously made this monk ugly when I first created him

Medi Lena

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2007

The Mirror of Reason [SNOW]



*bleurgh*

TottWriter

TottWriter

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2009

South East England

Gorgutz War Band

Mo/Me

Posting my own shame



Okay, so it was a new character. I still shouldn't have.

Tomm

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

W/R

I just admire these warriors.
Just look how cool they are, and tell me you don't want to be like them.

Raminus

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

GN

E/Me

well, this isn't an armour combination, but more of a facial thing. I was messing around with makeover preview tab, and I decided to experiment a bit.





as you can see, the 'fro matches my armor obviously this was just a preview (thank god)
Sorry for the huge images

headgear56

headgear56

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2009

A treehouse in Echovald Forest

Legit Guild [LGiT]

N/Me

I don't understand the appeal of dragon gauntlets

Spookii

Spookii

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2008

Southeast, USA

N/

Yeah, I figured I'd throw in the few I have for good laughs.





Qing Guang

Qing Guang

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2008

California

Lucid Spirits [LIFE]

N/A

What? No, this thread cannot die while there are still style offenders in this world!

My Mez spotted these fashion victims as she's been working her way through the plot of Proph.

The first definitely deserved the fate she encountered on a Droks Run. There are no words for this.


The second was observed in I believe Gates of Kryta. Green, purple and... teal? *vomit* And the horrible abuse of Tyrian gloves...

Qing Guang

Qing Guang

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2008

California

Lucid Spirits [LIFE]

N/A

@Espadon: That first warrior makes me want to tear my eyeballs out with a spork.

Well, ever on the lookout for people lacking her own eye for style, Medea encountered this monstrosity in the Maguuma Jungle (specifically, either The Wilds or Bloodstone Fen, but I can't recall which) today.

What is this terrible obsession with the Flameforged top combined with Tyrian gloves? There is simply no way to make it look good. Give it up, people. And I can't even think about the pants with those boots, let alone the manic dye job.

McMullen

McMullen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/W

My previous pics seem to have died. Ah well.
There's a right sexy monk behind the funny warrior.

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

D/

Here's a few I spotted yesterday while in GToB...two monks and a warrior. There was also a hideous elementalist but they left before I could get a cap.



Qing Guang

Qing Guang

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2008

California

Lucid Spirits [LIFE]

N/A

I think they spawn in the GToB... Medea had a heyday there yesterday spotting particular offenders (She didn't even bother taking pictures of the ones that were just circus clown dye jobs, as they comprised 50% of the population).

First, we know Dwarf armor is meant to be combined with other ones... but you're doing it wrong.



However, she was the least of these sad folk. Next, Chaos Gloves (a no-no 90% of the time) combined with a horrible dye job. While Medea commends him for sticking to only two colors besides the Awful Gloves, she must emphasize the fact that dying the chest black and the lower body a light color draws the eyes in the wrong direction (also, a note: never dye Obsidian armor white anywhere, unless one intends to look like a zebra or a skeleton.)


This warrior seems to have the opposite problem. By combining a light skirt with a dark, strongly patterned top, 'Dea says, it yanks the eye straight to the chest. Also, the silver and gold do not get along.


The male is unspeakable. The female is fine, aside from being associated with the male and wearing maroon with that remarkable shade of hair.


Apparently the GToB is a haven for aliens. There was one more, a female necromancer, but Medea appreciated the costume's creativity, despite the completely bizarre appearance, and by the time she resolved to take her picture the woman had vanished. These two quite make up for it, though.


Lastly, the GToB seems to have a small but visible population of working girls. The first is only debatably wearing an ugly armor combination, given that she is wearing only 2 articles of clothing, but she did not attempt to don more, and that fact, combined with her expression, forced Medea to accept that the girl intended to be dressed in such a manner. The only puzzling thing about the right woman are her gloves... she must have an... interesting clientele.

richardstill002

richardstill002

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2009

Xaviers Gifted Youngsters [XMEN]

A/



Saw this guy at Rata Sum. :P

Qing Guang

Qing Guang

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2008

California

Lucid Spirits [LIFE]

N/A

More of Medea's adventures!

Further proof that extratyrians live among us:


Two in one shot... nice! Barney the Warrior here actually makes that paragon look decent...


General bad taste. Medea has decided to give up on trying to catch everyone wearing GWEN gloves and hats in ways they shouldn't, but this particular offender just had to be recorded. What a waste of a perfectly nice coat!


On the plus side, notes Medea, at least she isn't biased in favor of any single element.


Aaaand the shadier side of GToB (literally, in the case of the first girl). Note the poorly-dressed john accompanying the mesmer. At least we now know the purpose of those odd gloves.

Miss H O T

Miss H O T

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Holland

Sword Of Justice [SOJ]

W/Mo

just cause he moused over her though, otherwise it would be less blinding, and possibly also less matchy matchy as you say it so fine. I'm new in this thread btw, kinda like it XD

The horrors ive seen flipping through the pages... congrats

headgear56

headgear56

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2009

A treehouse in Echovald Forest

Legit Guild [LGiT]

N/Me

Not sure what they were going for but fail never the less.


This armor combo never fails to amuse me.

Asphyxiat

Asphyxiat

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2009

Team V

N/



Was chilling in LA and spotted this guy. hey at least he's wearing the same type armour, just a shame about the colours. + silly looking helmet.

Penny

Penny

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

Playing a bit but not too much.

<3

Mo/



:x

Arachnephobia

Arachnephobia

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Tyria

FaR

E/

tracco

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

Earth (mega lawl)

Lubricated Volcano Love



:\

Taurus ChicKa

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2009

Isle of Meditation

R/

Wow what are some of these people thinking? I wonder if they design such weird combos in the hopes they'll end up on this thread, or to get attention. rofl

paranon

paranon

Site Contributor

Join Date: Aug 2006

UK

[Zraw]

Mo/

Saw this one in SJM, has to be the worst ever...

Arachnephobia

Arachnephobia

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Tyria

FaR

E/


(middle screen)The red ele in the back is my main and the pink rit is my friend. :x