Without further adeiu....
General Gripes
- People who aggro too many mobs - A big thank you, Rambo.
- "I need to get dinner. BRB" during missions - Well, I needed a 30 minute break, anyway
- While we're at it... AFK'ers in general
- Racial slurs in chat - BTW, 'Jew' is not a race, nor an insult, nor my heritage
- Random drawing in the minimap - No, you don't have a future in art.
- People pinging more than, say, 6 times on the minimap
- People who have builds that basically do nothing - Wow a ranger using mostly fire magic. Nice.
- PUGs with no leader - Hint: if you're name is at the top of the list, and no one else steps up, you're it.
- PUGs with no followers - See previous
- "Hey, I hear Alt-F4 gives you +10 Morale" spam - Sure 1 person fell for this in '98. It's OK to let go.
- Chat spam - I know you're LFG and WTS something. Just, you know, maybe shut up for a few seconds between SHOUTING AT US IN ALL CAPS.
Monk Gripes
- People who tell me to heal them - If I am a healing monk, then I thank you for telling me my job. I had forgotten for a second.
- "Rez Me" spam - Since you're the one who got us into this mess, you'll forgive me if I don't just yet. Let me get out of this raging battle first.
- People who run away from us and expect healing - ya, you're boned
- People who aggro mobs before we're back to anywhere near full energy - Hope you like the 6 points of damage I'm doing, 'cause I'm not doing much healing
- People calling me 'Monk' or 'You, Monk" - Thanks, 'polesmoker'
- Warriors telling "You suck" while I'm being gang-banged by 4 people - I'm sorry. I was busy entertaining a little party back here.
- Being the first target in PvP - Come get me! I'm feeling lonely, and I want to meet new people.
- Mesmers - I hate you all. Deeply.
- People who keep taking damage, and don't move while others are taking that kind of damage - Please. Throw me a bone. Get out of that firestorm.
- Groups that don't stay together - Let's be closer. I love you all.
- Squishies thinking that they're tanks - I've made an executive decision. Your sacrifice will not be in vain, and I promise to rez you Real Soon Now(tm)
- Join request spam - I wish you guys would love me for me, not my primary class
Warrior Gripes
- Monks not healing me enough - Hey, you wanted a meat sheild, now get to work
- People waiting FOREVER between aggroing mobs - I got a butt-load of adrenaline, and I'm itching to make something dead
- Casters calling targets - I'm a bit busy over here. I'd rather not expose myself to 50 critical hits by turning my back to the enemy
- Blindness - Damnit. Anybody got any condition removal?
- Monks that can't keep up - Hey, the front of the line is over here. Get to work!
- Trying to find a PUG is interesting with the othe 400 Warriors in the district
Mesmer Gripes
- We die fast - WTF? Family-Friendly Forum Idiot! ~PD
- I'm anti-caster. I am not targetting a warrior. Lemme bug this Ele over here.
- I'm anti-warrior. Lemme take care of this guy pounding on our monk.
- Rangers. Damn you.
- No one will take me into their PUG - Come on... You see how the Ele boss has been sitting there staring at us? That's me. Worship.
- (Male Mesmers) The costume - No, I will not show you where the closest pride parade is.
Necro Gripes
- Body snatchers - I'm the primary necro... gimme the corpses. That weak-ass, 2-bip well sucks. Hard.
- Trying to into PUGs is hard - Sure, get another Wa/Mo. Grab another monk, too. You'll need it.
Ranger Gripes
- "Rangers Suck" rants - You're all tools.
- Dumb pets - I love you, Mauler, but please stop trying to eat ALL the bad guys
- Getting into PUGs is hard - I should have been a monk.
Elementalist Gripes
- No breaks between engagements - "My Energy is 2 of 85" means I'm mostly here for moral support
- Mesmers - I hate you all. Even deeper than the monk does.
- If I'm not a nuker, I find out what being kicked feels like, real quick.
- Why must I always be an Air Ele in tombs?
- People who think we can't tank sometimes - I'm running at 140 armor. I'll be ok.
- People who expect non-stop nuke - Look, my best shizzle has a 5 second cast time. Chill. Firey death will soon arrive.
So there you have it... please add your own, as I don't play all the classes, but gathered this from numerous Guild bitch sessions.