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Originally Posted by Sereng Amaranth
monkeys, midgets and moose
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We need monkies
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funny idea, i'm for it.
evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.
the war monkey = gorilla
the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts
the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%*
the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out)
the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions
the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD
and having a monkey pet would be awesome. i would love that i could type /pettaunt and then he shows his bare ass to the opponent. that would be hilarious. and probably be heavily abused
* i stand corrected here by Diamond= knockdown is more appropiate
evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.
the war monkey = gorilla
the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts
the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%*
the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out)
the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions
the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD
and having a monkey pet would be awesome. i would love that i could type /pettaunt and then he shows his bare ass to the opponent. that would be hilarious. and probably be heavily abused
* i stand corrected here by Diamond= knockdown is more appropiate
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A moose once bit my sister....
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You're taking the piss right?
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Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
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Originally Posted by Makkert
evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.
the war monkey = gorilla the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%* the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out) the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD |
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What guild wars needs:
-Zebra
-Platypus
-Sloth
-Seals
Oh, sorry, the last two are more 's'... moving on
-Emu... wait sorry, we have them already, they're called Stalkers/Moa Birds. No those aren't ostritches you nubs, they're EMU!
-Llamas!!!!
Monkies... aren't they a band?
Get some Monkeys! Personally I like my giant wolf as my ranger pet though... you should see her in roleplays, 600 lb. of love.
Personally, I'm tired of scorpions above all. They're EVERYWHERE! The Jungle, The Desert, Ascalon... always popping out of the damn ground... I'm happy they're not in the Shiverpeaks... or that beautiful land known as Kryta...
Tengu piss me off, they need to be scattered in smaller packs, 500 Tengu getting agrod the moment you stray into the edge of a red area on your compass larger than the image itself just PISSES ME OFF! They're not a natural obstacle, they're an enemy! Make them defeatable! I can't stand dying 2389748927498235 times before I can make it through the area!
Tengu... new rant possibility, must go express distaste in a new thread.
-Zebra
-Platypus
-Sloth
-Seals
Oh, sorry, the last two are more 's'... moving on
-Emu... wait sorry, we have them already, they're called Stalkers/Moa Birds. No those aren't ostritches you nubs, they're EMU!
-Llamas!!!!
Monkies... aren't they a band?
Get some Monkeys! Personally I like my giant wolf as my ranger pet though... you should see her in roleplays, 600 lb. of love.
Personally, I'm tired of scorpions above all. They're EVERYWHERE! The Jungle, The Desert, Ascalon... always popping out of the damn ground... I'm happy they're not in the Shiverpeaks... or that beautiful land known as Kryta...
Tengu piss me off, they need to be scattered in smaller packs, 500 Tengu getting agrod the moment you stray into the edge of a red area on your compass larger than the image itself just PISSES ME OFF! They're not a natural obstacle, they're an enemy! Make them defeatable! I can't stand dying 2389748927498235 times before I can make it through the area!
Tengu... new rant possibility, must go express distaste in a new thread.
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Originally Posted by crazy diamond
Give pets skills exclusive to each kind! Give monkeys "Poop Shoot", a skill that blinds and/or poisons your enemy and I'm sold! Bonus points if they actualy give the skill its own unique 'poop and shoot' animation!
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Not to mention, i dont think i'd ever get sick of the animation of a monkey digging in its crack to throw a nice pile at its enemy...