- Have you ever wished to be like that purple-haired-anime-avatared admin sneaking in words of profound reason punctuated by ever-lovable silliness?
- Do you look up to Spooky and sniffle with hardly held back tears, vowing to name your first child after him?
- Have you read Spooky's stories with glee, guffawing with laughter only to end in wailing tears of sorrow as the story ends?
- Have you rifled through the forums desperately, eyes gleaming for that next scrap of Spookiness to fulfill your day?
- Does your day brighten with each and every Spooky announcement that baffles, delights, and illuminates the Guild Wars world?
- Do you hide a cargo box full of kitten ears in heady anticipation for the next KEA convention?
- Do you wish to know the secret (oh! the dreaded, hidden secret) of how Spooky got his name?
- Do you hide in corners hoping to waylay unwary ZoS (Zealots of Shiverpeak) members in hopes of snatching a bit of information on Spooky's whereabouts and on his newest endeavors?
- Do you wonder if Spooky is really that hot lesbian people rumor him to be? (*gasp* No way!! Spooky is really a girl??)
Well, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!
The exclusive, ultra-secretive Spooky Fanclub is now finally opening its doors to the masses. Upon membership, you get your own set of kitty ears, an "I love Spooky!!" t-shirt with the KEA emblem on the back, and a never-ending supply of Spookiness!
And of course.. being the Spooky Fanclub.. you'll never really know if that Spookiness you seem to see is real, or just something entirely imagined far off in the deep, hidden stirrings of your mind..
All standard disclaimers apply: the organization is not liable for any sense of eeriness, haunting, inexplicable shadows or drifting wafts of mists on bright sunny days. All posts not relating to Spooky in this official fanclub thread will be deleted, and all members not seen wearing kitty ears will be tarred and feath--- oops, I mean.. gently rebuked.
