Heres a good n00b story

Okay, heres a good story about a llama n00b, who shall remain nameless in hopes that one day he will in fact not be a n00b.

So, I am waiting for a guild member who is about to exit into post-searing Ascalon with my lvl 20 god-tank. While standing around doing nothing, the n00b randomly starts a trade with me. Perhaps you have had this happen to you before. I asked him to go away and to use the trade channel to sell his items. Instead of doing so, he put a 6-27 clean Chaos Axe into the trade window, asking U WANT???

Well, I did have a guy in my guild who would have benefited from the axe, so I asked him what the asking price was. He wanted... 100k. No joke. I told him that, quite frankly, his axe wasn't worth more than 500 gold. He then offered to sell me the axe for 50k. At this point I simply told him to go away. He then offered a clean blue eternal shield and 6.9k as well.

Yeah, he wanted to trade a crappy axe, a crappy shield, and 6.9k for 50k.

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It gets worse.

Now utterly amazed that he was stupid enough to trade gold for gold, I offered him 1 gold, saying "heres my offer for ur crap". He closes the trade window immediately.

He accuses me of trying to scam him.

After a few minutes he comes back on and informs me that "UR SOOO IN TROUBLE DOOM LORD SCAMMER!!!". Apparently he sent a report to ArenaNet about it. He then spams "DOOM LORD IS A SCAMMER DO NOT TRADE!!!" for about five more minutes until someone asks what I supposedly scammed him on. He leaves the district rather than reply.

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I'll stop there. By the way, if you're the ArenaNet guy who had to read his Email, you have my pity. If you want it, of course.