2 ryming verses about GW :p

Well, I had a lot of inspiration last night, and before I knew it, I was writing a verse about the Ranger in GW. Did the same for monk also

RANGER:
Once, there was a ranger
In a game named Guild Wars.
He could cripple strangers,
and use traps to kick arse.
He mastered a wild pet
that made all foes fleeing.
And above of all that
Troll Unguent was healing!

MONK:
There was this monk in Guild Wars
who used healing to save arse.
Granted favor by the gods
he could wield all Holy Rods
Smiting Prayers are ownage
for his dealing of damage.
And his skills of ressurect
make this monkey near perfect.


I know, I used Wars-arse twice, but it sounds good
Really proud of myself, if you know that English is my third language ^^

PS: Don't say I'm sick-minded, I already know that

OK, here goes...

ELEMENTALIST:
Once there was an Elementalist
In a game called Guild Wars
He couldn't think of a rhyme for Elementalist
So he gave up...

P.S. and English is my first language!

In the time it took to write them you could have saved 15% or more on car insurance... nevertheless very well done, but i dont understand how they are "sick"... oh well, very nice

Perhaps because 'wars' rhymes with 'wh0res' but not 'arse'

there is this one from another guy, (Dumb Quixote), it had 5 lines, but i always liked only the starting four:

"heal me" the warrior does cry
as he rushes so recklessly by.
and the healer just might
if he wasnt all smite.
and so the meathead just had to die. (i really like it much better without that one)

i love it, this is so unbelievable great.

I have the best one:

Gwen: Laaaaaaaaa

ELEMENTALIST

Once upon a time there's an Elemental
in a far, far away land named Tyria
she's not afraid to show her fundamental
wearing scanty cloths from Secret of Victoria

10 upset aatxes, running down the hall
one got stopped by a smiting monk, who was rather small.

9 upset aatxes charging through a door
one got love from a ranger and suddenly hit the floor.

8 upset aatxes chasing me upstairs
i thought this was my turf, maybe it is theirs

so still we got 8 aatxes, wandering the halls
certain things i lack to kill em. maybe those are balls.


okay. not good.
but well, my english wont get better, since i am from austria