89. yes i do solo in the underworld
90. no im not lying
91. you use it to make your armor
92. no the armor crafter is in Fissure not Underworld
93. no its not called underworld armor
94. no it has the same stats as droknars
95. yes i am currently drunk ... it is friday isnt it?
96. yes the rest of the team is my guildies and we are all drunk ... it is friday isn't it?
97. no im not going to buy your ascalon armor
98. i need the inventory space
99. just shut up and take it before i change my mind
100. yes you have to ascend to enter u/w and FoW
Answers to 90% of online chat questions
stumpy
Xue Yi Liang
101. Because when you talk to the NPC now we'll get overrun and die - no time to explain more than that.
102. No. I won't lower the price any more than that. Besides, "That's all I have" is the oldest lie in the book.
102. No. I won't lower the price any more than that. Besides, "That's all I have" is the oldest lie in the book.
Dead Panda
103. Just take henchmen.
104. Just take henchmen.
105. Just take henchmen.
106. Just take henchmen.
107. Just take henchmen.
104. Just take henchmen.
105. Just take henchmen.
106. Just take henchmen.
107. Just take henchmen.
Nizzim
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89. yes i do solo in the underworld
90. no im not lying 91. you use it to make your armor 92. no the armor crafter is in Fissure not Underworld 93. no its not called underworld armor 94. no it has the same stats as droknars 95. yes i am currently drunk ... it is friday isnt it? 96. yes the rest of the team is my guildies and we are all drunk ... it is friday isn't it? 97. no im not going to buy your ascalon armor 98. i need the inventory space 99. just shut up and take it before i change my mind 100. yes you have to ascend to enter u/w and FoW |
hahah 97-99 made me chuckle
108. No I wont do Galrath with you
109. Yes Gwen is dumb as hell
110. Yes, sell that black dye for 1g, thats all its worth
111. Youre sword sucks
112. Plus that dye looks like crap
113. No Guild Halls are not worth it.
114. Yes ascention is pointless
Xue Yi Liang
108. Ask me after the fight (where I capped that elite).
109. No it's not a bug - it's supposed to do that.
109. No it's not a bug - it's supposed to do that.
Thor Wolfson
109. No i don't know how much it's worth, so quit asking.
110. No I won't give you money to buy Droknar's armor, you shouldn't have come here at level 4.
111. Yes, silver dye isn't worth that much. Sell it to me for 100g.
110. No I won't give you money to buy Droknar's armor, you shouldn't have come here at level 4.
111. Yes, silver dye isn't worth that much. Sell it to me for 100g.
Dame&Beast
108. No there are no rez places in UW or FOW
109. Yes, if you are stupid you *die* real fast
110. No, HOH is not after you beat the game
111. No, I EAT Worms, you can not join my guild, I dont care how old you are
112. Yes Virgina you can buy cap signets.
113. Yes you can cap more then one skill *hence elite skills*
114. No you dont just have to pick on skill to cap... Cap your hiney off
115. No, there is NOT a place to buy land and FARM
116. No really, you can not buy land
117. Yes, you really have to fight your mirror ALONE...
118. No you can not tame a hydra, devourer, or gargolye...
119. No, I will not give you 150 <insert crafting mat. here>
109. Yes, if you are stupid you *die* real fast
110. No, HOH is not after you beat the game
111. No, I EAT Worms, you can not join my guild, I dont care how old you are
112. Yes Virgina you can buy cap signets.
113. Yes you can cap more then one skill *hence elite skills*
114. No you dont just have to pick on skill to cap... Cap your hiney off
115. No, there is NOT a place to buy land and FARM
116. No really, you can not buy land
117. Yes, you really have to fight your mirror ALONE...
118. No you can not tame a hydra, devourer, or gargolye...
119. No, I will not give you 150 <insert crafting mat. here>
stumpy
114. you ascend in the crystal desert
115. its past beacons pearch
116. no i wont run you there
117. no ... not even for 2000
118. no you cannot get hundred blades from the the charr boss garfazz
119. if you continue to yell obscenities in the chat window you will be reported, I dont know you, dont care about you ... but will report you if you break any eula agreement because I have beat the game over and over and have nothing better to do than police you.
120. thats a collectors item
121. thats a quest reward item
122. yes it is, wanna see mine?
123. sure ... you can join my guild, I love random invitees \sarcasm
124. brb ... goin to get a beer ...
125. you do it using nature rituals
126. for tha last time pwn is not a word
115. its past beacons pearch
116. no i wont run you there
117. no ... not even for 2000
118. no you cannot get hundred blades from the the charr boss garfazz
119. if you continue to yell obscenities in the chat window you will be reported, I dont know you, dont care about you ... but will report you if you break any eula agreement because I have beat the game over and over and have nothing better to do than police you.
120. thats a collectors item
121. thats a quest reward item
122. yes it is, wanna see mine?
123. sure ... you can join my guild, I love random invitees \sarcasm
124. brb ... goin to get a beer ...
125. you do it using nature rituals
126. for tha last time pwn is not a word
Xonic
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103. Just take henchmen.
104. Just take henchmen. 105. Just take henchmen. 106. Just take henchmen. 107. Just take henchmen. |
MSecorsky
127 No, I do not like your drawing of a penus.
stumpy
128. If you dont stop pm'ing me I will tell you dad
Xonic
128. No, sorry you can't have the blue/purple/gold item that just dropped for me.
Xue Yi Liang
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108. Yes, henchmen are better than most of the average players you'll have in group.
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Trunkins
129: "no, your dancing sucks because you are a male elementalist, that dance makes baby jesus cry"
Dame&Beast
120. No I will not Id it, so I can tell you what it is
121. No I do not want to trade with you NOW, we are in mission
122. No...I cant tell you died your 15 k armor silver
123. No you can not dye your pet.
124. No you can not dye your hair.
125. No, you are not the only person to get Ecto
126. Ruby's are crafting material, not meant for jewlry
127. Temple Of Ages
128. Yes it is rude to dance over the monks head(GvG)
129. Yes it is rude to dance over anyones head(GvG)
130. Yes *I am a hotdog*, you are an idiot
131. No Mheleno is not Gwens father
132. Yes yes you all have to pay me 1 plat to go to the UW
133. For the last time DONT TALK TO THE GHOST FIRST
134. No, I do not think your *insert suitable* is worth 100 k
135. No I will not trade you black dye for this gold*insert suitable*
136. No you can not have it..Did it have your name on it?
137. Are you really that stupid?
138. You are not a tank....Casters to the back
139. Monks cant be everywhere at once
140. Yes Monks are union
141. No I will not invite your friend *ditzy girl*
142. Yes,there is storage in L.A....
143. No you can not tame a wurm
144. No you can not sell it if you customized it
145. WTF, Vigor doesnt stack???
121. No I do not want to trade with you NOW, we are in mission
122. No...I cant tell you died your 15 k armor silver
123. No you can not dye your pet.
124. No you can not dye your hair.
125. No, you are not the only person to get Ecto
126. Ruby's are crafting material, not meant for jewlry
127. Temple Of Ages
128. Yes it is rude to dance over the monks head(GvG)
129. Yes it is rude to dance over anyones head(GvG)
130. Yes *I am a hotdog*, you are an idiot
131. No Mheleno is not Gwens father
132. Yes yes you all have to pay me 1 plat to go to the UW
133. For the last time DONT TALK TO THE GHOST FIRST
134. No, I do not think your *insert suitable* is worth 100 k
135. No I will not trade you black dye for this gold*insert suitable*
136. No you can not have it..Did it have your name on it?
137. Are you really that stupid?
138. You are not a tank....Casters to the back
139. Monks cant be everywhere at once
140. Yes Monks are union
141. No I will not invite your friend *ditzy girl*
142. Yes,there is storage in L.A....
143. No you can not tame a wurm
144. No you can not sell it if you customized it
145. WTF, Vigor doesnt stack???
Nasenbluten
LFG TO ELANORS REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTS STEEL INGOTS 1k EACH
WTS STEEL INGOTS 1k EACH
stumpy
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138. You are not a tank....Casters to the back
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146. you do that by hitting ctrl + right click map location
147. try again
148. no, by definition that is not "godly", that is "collector's"
149. you probably dont have the attributes points for the req.
150. 49 without any degen
151. the arena is for pvp
152. you need to be rank 3 or higher
153. i dont care ... you still need to be rank 3 or higher
154. your friend needs to be rank 3 or higher
155. no this is a vent group ...
156. spamming we have guild capes is not really marketing ... for a mere 2000 you could own your own
Xue Yi Liang
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156. spamming we have guild capes is not really marketing ... for a mere 2000 you could own your own
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stumpy
yeah i love that too ... this is a great thread ... thanks for starting it ... its nice to pass friday with this kind of humour ...
Buddy Lee
157. 15 - 22
Sagius Truthbarron
158. No, you're a Monk, the Ranger pulls.
159. No, you're an E/mo, the Ranger pulls.
160. No, you're a Warrior. the Ranger pulls.
161. No, only one Ranger pulls at a time.
162. No, don't listen to the w/mo, he'll get us killed.
163. Don't attack the Warrior first in PvP.
164. Don't talk to the ghost.
165. Having 4 axe, 4 hammer, 4 strength, 4 sword, 4 tactics, 4 healing, 4 smite, 4 prot isn't a good idea.
166. [Printscreen] takes the screenshot, not [F12] or [Alt]+[F4].
159. No, you're an E/mo, the Ranger pulls.
160. No, you're a Warrior. the Ranger pulls.
161. No, only one Ranger pulls at a time.
162. No, don't listen to the w/mo, he'll get us killed.
163. Don't attack the Warrior first in PvP.
164. Don't talk to the ghost.
165. Having 4 axe, 4 hammer, 4 strength, 4 sword, 4 tactics, 4 healing, 4 smite, 4 prot isn't a good idea.
166. [Printscreen] takes the screenshot, not [F12] or [Alt]+[F4].
stumpy
167. The T button
168. oh your gonna try to blackmale us before you give him the third crystal?
169. your kidding right? I'm not a n00b and i dont want to pay
170. fine i will do the mission over again ... but you my friend will not, your account will get banned for this
171. I just took screenshots of you admittingly saying your blackmaling the team.
172. thats where your wrong, Anet does care and that just broke the EULA
173. no, soul reaping has no skills
174. sorry, by puddle i mean well
175. because you aggro'd them
176. yes, yes you did ... your the only one up there
177. i may be a n00b but you still agro'd them
178. sry i left my uber 1337 skillz in my other pants
179. because its friday and I always get smashed and play gw on friday
180. yes i am slurring my words
181 vol u betch (inside joke to guildies)
168. oh your gonna try to blackmale us before you give him the third crystal?
169. your kidding right? I'm not a n00b and i dont want to pay
170. fine i will do the mission over again ... but you my friend will not, your account will get banned for this
171. I just took screenshots of you admittingly saying your blackmaling the team.
172. thats where your wrong, Anet does care and that just broke the EULA
173. no, soul reaping has no skills
174. sorry, by puddle i mean well
175. because you aggro'd them
176. yes, yes you did ... your the only one up there
177. i may be a n00b but you still agro'd them
178. sry i left my uber 1337 skillz in my other pants
179. because its friday and I always get smashed and play gw on friday
180. yes i am slurring my words
181 vol u betch (inside joke to guildies)
Kazahana
and last but not least you can find the answers on WWW.GUILDWARSGURU.COM!!!!
GeoOlympics
182: No i'm not scamming, U can ID THE RUNE to unlock it for pvp
183: No it's no an unided armor
184: NO I'M NOT LYING FOR THE LAST TIME
183: No it's no an unided armor
184: NO I'M NOT LYING FOR THE LAST TIME
none
185. No, the Koreans didn't cheat, they were just way better than us.
Sagius Truthbarron
186. No, I'm not asking for the full 2k up front, didn't you read my ad? No, I'm not going to take them out into the middle of nowhere and then leave.
187. Europe hasn't had the favor in two weeks and we had it for three days straight. Stop complaining.
188. You should listen to the truth in 185
187. Europe hasn't had the favor in two weeks and we had it for three days straight. Stop complaining.
188. You should listen to the truth in 185
TheArrow
189. No, Monks don't have an infinite supply of energy.
190. I'm not a n00b, I've beaten the game 2 times already.
191. It's your fault you died not mine because you ran ahead and aggro'd monsters while I was spamming "My energy is 2 of 45".
190. I'm not a n00b, I've beaten the game 2 times already.
191. It's your fault you died not mine because you ran ahead and aggro'd monsters while I was spamming "My energy is 2 of 45".
Xue Yi Liang
192. I have no idea what your gold bow might be worth - isn't there some other random stranger you can ask in Lion's Arch?
Shayul
193.) (To a Ranger) No, pulling does NOT mean running up to the monsters and yelling, "hey bitches, over here!"
Xue Yi Liang
194. No, you're wrong. Calling someone a n00b doesn't make you a good player. It just means you have something to prove. The very best players already know they're good - that's why they don't go around saying things like, "OMG this team is full of f**** n00bs - I'm leaving!"
Syzerian
195. Lornars Pass
(after being asked for a good place to farm)
(after being asked for a good place to farm)
OrangeArrow
196.15-22
197.6-28
198.19-35
199.11-22
200.15-28
197.6-28
198.19-35
199.11-22
200.15-28
Lost
My favorite answer will always be: "JUST FOLLOW THE GREEN ARROW!"
Syzerian
201. Because you will get everyone killed.
Tactical-Dillusions
202: Nothing. Vampiric longbows of 2:1 should be trashed.
203: Sorrows furnace will be out this summer.
204: It's an update
205: No, that's coming next spring.
206: I'm 24 why?
207: No, i'm really a guy.
203: Sorrows furnace will be out this summer.
204: It's an update
205: No, that's coming next spring.
206: I'm 24 why?
207: No, i'm really a guy.
Alderman Sweet
205. Temple of Ages is way far away from here.
stumpy
Tactical-Dillusions .. i love your avatar
206. yes, you calling me a n00b definately makes me one
207. no i wont heal you, your inflammatory remarks got your healing nerfed
208. you have poor english, areyou sure your on the right server?
209. now you have gone and nerfed your ressing keep it comin
206. yes, you calling me a n00b definately makes me one
207. no i wont heal you, your inflammatory remarks got your healing nerfed
208. you have poor english, areyou sure your on the right server?
209. now you have gone and nerfed your ressing
Sagius Truthbarron
210. No, we aren't going to lose just becuase Korea is in the game.
211. No, I'm not going to help you team aginst the Koreans, becuase you are spamming obscenities at them.
212. No, I am not going to give you all my gold just becuase I think money is worthless.
213. I'm spamming "~~~ Go Go Korea Win, Win, Win ~~~" becuase you are being a jerk.
214. The Koreas are saying that they hate George Bush becuase they seen to many people calling them comunists.
215. You should listen to Answer 188.
211. No, I'm not going to help you team aginst the Koreans, becuase you are spamming obscenities at them.
212. No, I am not going to give you all my gold just becuase I think money is worthless.
213. I'm spamming "~~~ Go Go Korea Win, Win, Win ~~~" becuase you are being a jerk.
214. The Koreas are saying that they hate George Bush becuase they seen to many people calling them comunists.
215. You should listen to Answer 188.
Xue Yi Liang
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209. now you have gone and nerfed your ressing
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reminds me of another:
216. (After yanking Unyielding Aura in the FoW/UW) You died because you're being a jerk. You're officially on a 20 second time-out. And if you insult anyone we can do this all over again.
Sagius Truthbarron
217. AAH! The Chinese will steal our souls and sell them for max damage gold items! Then sell them on E-Bay! Hurry, petition on every Guild Wars forum to ban them!