Why Henchmen Can't Be Trusted... - Guild Wars Guru archive powered by Guild Wars Legacy

TwinRaven

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/

24 Apr 2005 at 17:29 - 1

Not sure if this henchman defected or if the Maguuma Warriors are myopic...either way, it's a good shot...I couldn't come up with a decent caption for it so...I thought it would be more fun to have you folks drop a few tags for it...a contest of sorts...no prize, but could be good for a chuckle...have at 'er mates!

Dtach

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

Netherlands

24 Apr 2005 at 18:22 - 2

Maby if i duck they wont see me..?

Einhnader

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

NyC

24 Apr 2005 at 19:46 - 3

Everyone keep your heads down, I think i heard something! err Alpha? Bravo? do you read me?

Green_Lantern

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

24 Apr 2005 at 20:20 - 4

defensive stance "silent like a rock camoflague"

Heoki

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

Ohio

Priori Legends Of Tyria

W/Me

24 Apr 2005 at 21:16 - 5

Do you smell something..? Guys?

Whosa Skylore

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2005

in your closet...er....i mean

Dragon Assassins

W/Mo

24 Apr 2005 at 21:52 - 6

"maybe if we worship theyre gods theyll leave, hurry get as close to the ground as possible...great job guys keep it up"

MoldyRiceFrenzy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2005

Santa Rosa, CA

Confusion in The Ranks[tArD]

Mo/W

25 Apr 2005 at 04:09 - 7

key solution:

Pretend your a cow

Jackell

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Buffalo NY

None at the moment

R/E

25 Apr 2005 at 04:12 - 8

"I can see up your nose!"

Ren Falconhand

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2005

Passed out on my Keyboard from lack of sleep from playing GW too much

The Harpers

R/Mo

25 Apr 2005 at 04:13 - 9

What do you mean Look Behind Me..... You are are just yanking my chain Right?

Sin

Banned

Join Date: Mar 2005

The Joint :p

25 Apr 2005 at 04:35 - 10

-Avoid eye contact and they can't hit you.

-There's now place like home. There's no place like home.

-Have you guys ever thought of using saddle soap?

-What do you mean female maguuma's have only 2 legs?

-What do you mean a stable boy?

-For the last time I am not a talent scout for Michael Jackson's zoo!

Horogan Sivoris

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

UK baby

25 Apr 2005 at 11:35 - 11

Hmm, I think these are Maguuma tracks...

Xellos

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2005

No Idea

25 Apr 2005 at 13:22 - 12

Guys? Why are you all sleeping on the ground? (I'm surprised commented on how the henchman was the only one alive)

Starsky-sama

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Land of the Z Chest \o/

[NOT]-Nomads of Turmoil.

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25 Apr 2005 at 16:42 - 13

maguuma captain-"everyone be on their hoofs, this smells like a bait to me..."

stoned henchy-"happy happy joy joy...wooooo...."

or

maguuma 1- "mommy, mommy can i keep it?"
maguuma 2- "dont you dare touch it, you dont know where it's been..."

another one:

traitorous henchmen- *kneels down. "master, I bring you gifts..."
maguuma captain- *grins. "ahh, well done my peon..." *turns to whisper to another maguuma warrior. "I have no more use for this human...take him to those bushes and do as you wish."
hehe

cyrlyx

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2005

Kryta with Oink!

Coven of the Blood Moon

E/Mo

26 Apr 2005 at 20:28 - 14

I think were being followed, anyone else hear that?

Armada Hunter

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

26 Apr 2005 at 20:49 - 15

"Damn. I dropped my gold. This day couldn't get any worse."

Starsky-sama

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Land of the Z Chest \o/

[NOT]-Nomads of Turmoil.

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26 Apr 2005 at 20:51 - 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrlyx

I think were being followed, anyone else hear that?

that would be a hilarious situation.

lets say a group of humans walking a path, and somewhere near is a traveling group of maguumas. both groups walk into a very dark area, they somehow intertwine through the pathway. and come out like the screenshot.

where the henchy suddenly integrates with the maguumas, and 1 maguuma ends up with the human group.
resulting into a deadly but funny situation, for both the lost members.

FrodoFraggins

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

27 Apr 2005 at 02:19 - 17

I take it henchman arent very good

TwinRaven

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

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27 Apr 2005 at 05:00 - 18

Henchmen do their jobs just fine...in this particular situation, the henchman had no agro on him and didn't attack...when the rest of the party died, I saw he was still alive so I clicked on him because if he was alive, we wouldn't res...there he was...taking a break...almost surprised they weren't having a smoke and a beer. Thanks for your responses...I knew I wouldn't be disappointed

Mistress Eyahl

Sir

Join Date: May 2005

The Uk

Burnt Absolution

W/E

19 May 2005 at 03:31 - 19

Lmfao