Why Henchmen Can't Be Trusted...

Not sure if this henchman defected or if the Maguuma Warriors are myopic...either way, it's a good shot...I couldn't come up with a decent caption for it so...I thought it would be more fun to have you folks drop a few tags for it...a contest of sorts...no prize, but could be good for a chuckle...have at 'er mates!

Maby if i duck they wont see me..?

Everyone keep your heads down, I think i heard something! err Alpha? Bravo? do you read me?

defensive stance "silent like a rock camoflague"

Do you smell something..? Guys?

"maybe if we worship theyre gods theyll leave, hurry get as close to the ground as possible...great job guys keep it up"

key solution:

Pretend your a cow

"I can see up your nose!"

What do you mean Look Behind Me..... You are are just yanking my chain Right?

-Avoid eye contact and they can't hit you.

-There's now place like home. There's no place like home.

-Have you guys ever thought of using saddle soap?

-What do you mean female maguuma's have only 2 legs?

-What do you mean a stable boy?

-For the last time I am not a talent scout for Michael Jackson's zoo!

Hmm, I think these are Maguuma tracks...

Guys? Why are you all sleeping on the ground? (I'm surprised commented on how the henchman was the only one alive)

maguuma captain-"everyone be on their hoofs, this smells like a bait to me..."

stoned henchy-"happy happy joy joy...wooooo...."

or

maguuma 1- "mommy, mommy can i keep it?"
maguuma 2- "dont you dare touch it, you dont know where it's been..."

another one:

traitorous henchmen- *kneels down. "master, I bring you gifts..."
maguuma captain- *grins. "ahh, well done my peon..." *turns to whisper to another maguuma warrior. "I have no more use for this human...take him to those bushes and do as you wish."
hehe

I think were being followed, anyone else hear that?

"Damn. I dropped my gold. This day couldn't get any worse."

Quote: Originally Posted by cyrlyx

I take it henchman arent very good

Henchmen do their jobs just fine...in this particular situation, the henchman had no agro on him and didn't attack...when the rest of the party died, I saw he was still alive so I clicked on him because if he was alive, we wouldn't res...there he was...taking a break...almost surprised they weren't having a smoke and a beer. Thanks for your responses...I knew I wouldn't be disappointed

Lmfao