A Day in the Life of a Guild Wars Henchman pt. 2

Hi, I'm back by popular demand to report more on the findings of Henchman-only parties trying thier hand at missions, farming, PvP, ect. If you missed my first report, it can be found here :

But more recently we have uncovered a chat log of the henchmen giving PvP a go, that I think we all might enjoy. So without further delay, I present to you: A Day in the Life of a Guild Wars Henchman pt. 2.

(Picking up from the henchmen arriving at the Dragon's Lair)
Orion: LOL...doppleganger has officially been PWNED!
Stefan: Yeah, I beat it in under 50 seconds...got a purple water wand. It was highly salvagable...what a bunch of BS...
Reyna: Cool finally! I just had to equip a bunch a crappy spirits and it was cake. Where is everyone else?
Lina: That S.O.B. had an effing chaos axe!
Alesia: I know! I had to take all my skills off except healing breeze!
Claude: WTF...it wouldn't let my animate something out of my doppleganger...
Alesia: Why would you want to do that?
Claude: I could keep it...like a little undead me...he'd be like my son...
Stefan: ......
Orion: Dude, just...wow.
Dunham: Yeah, he got a taste of some sweet sweet empathy!
Reyna: What's Empathy?
Dunham: It's seriously really really good, you guys need to start taking mesmer skills seriously.
Reyna: Yeah...well...so Claude, you're a sick little ******, aren't you?
Claude: ...I have a problem...
Thom: BEAT IT!
Lina: OMG Thom...that took you an hour and 45 minutes!
Orion: LOL!
Alesia: LMFAO...
Thom: SHUT UP! I WAS TESTING MY BUILD!
Orion: Man, **** you...
Dunham: k, we're all here, let's go win a sigil!

(Scene 2, the henchmen arive and the Tombs in hopes of reaching the HoH)

Reyna: WTF...only 2 monks?
Alesia: Don't worry, when we get in there Lina will drop Aegis, so I'll only half to heal 50% as much.
Lina: This plan is fool-proof.
Orion: Tanks try to cluster them so I can use AoE!
Stefan: Will do!
Thom: ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS RUSH THE PRIESTS!!!1
Claude: Thom, get on Vent...
Thom: I'M TRYING TO SET UP MY MIC! MY VENT SCREWED UP!
Alesia: Stefan, you wanna call targets?
Stefan: No, I'm sick of it...you do it...
Alesia: I'm a monk and should really focus on healing the party...but ok.
Thom: GOGOGO
Reyna: Everyone ready?
Thom: GOGOGO
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Stefan: Attack right monk first.
Orion: **** wards
Alesia: My energy is 2 of 40!
Stefan: I have Blood Ritual on me!
Stefan: WTF Claude...now my energy is even more completely full...
Dunham: I'm using Backfire on Unworthy Monk!
Dunham: Now watch...he's going to take a bunch of damage each time...oh wait, nvm...they removed it.
Lina: LOL...omg you suck.
Alesia: Loser...
Orion: I have a 2% moral boost!
Claude: Not bad guys, keep it up!
Reyna: I hope we get Underworld...I want a fame!

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Party arrives in Underworld
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Reyna: yay!
Stefan: LOL...Europe PuG!
Orion: Sweet! Ok, for the record, I officially don't take them seriously and under-estimate them to the fullest extent possible.
Thom: LOL, ME TOO!
Thom: HEY EUROPE, U SUX!
Pepe Jones: **** off, mate
Lina: Oh good one Thom, you really burned him...dork.
Thom: HEY MY MOM IS CALLING FOR ME, BRB
Reyna: ?!
Stefan: Thom, we're starting now!
Dunham: *******, *****ing ***** it!
Lina: Hurry and call target!
Alesia: I'm dead!
Lina: I'm dead!
Orion: dammit...Thoms the only one left
Pepe Jones: Chip chip cheerio...wait a minute, I can't move!
Kippy Skippy: LAG!
Peppe Jones has left the game.
Kippy Skippy has left the game.
Le Dandy has left the game.
PvP Winston has left the game.
Senor Chavez has left the game.
Supa Radio has left the game.
I love Ramstien has left the game.
Noobage Pwnage has left the game.
Orion: We won!
Alesia: I knew Thom being a 45 year old virgin who still lives in his mom's basement would pay off some day!
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The team arrives in burial mounds
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Reyna: **** Korea!
Stefan: ok, stay in the base and let them fight it out...
Thom: SCREW THAT, I'M RUSHING THEIR PRIESTS!
Lina: Thom, you moron, talk in the team channel!
Reyna: Incoming Korea!
Orion: What a stupid build, they're all elementalists.
Reyna: Yeah, we should have the edge, because we're more diverse.
Thom: HEY AMERICA, HELP US BEAT KOREA!
Mr Beer: STFU, I like Southeast Asia...good food.
Alesia: What? I'm dead...
Thom: ME TOO! THEY MUST BE CHEATERS! ****ING KOREA!
Thom: WATCH OUT EVERYONE, KOREA USES BOTS AND CHEATS!
Alesia has left the game.
Lina has left the game.
Stefan has left the game.
Claude has left the game.
Reyna has left the game.
Orion has left the game.
Thom has left the game.
Dunham has left the game.
Mr Beer: Who is Dunham?

Lol can you say, no life? Jk thats preaty funny man.

Rofl, Thom's mind in a nutshell Good job!

That made me laugh

hahaha good job man

It's sorta funny /and/ sad. I was cruising another board where I saw a "NECRO'S PLAY YOUR CHARACTERS RIGHT!!" thread. I clicked on it and figured I could use a few tips (or heck, possibly contribute something to the discussion [although I'll admit, I've used few necro skills outside of curses]). Anyhow, the very /first/ piece of advice was, "use blood ritual on the warriors!". Some people started to flame him so I spoke up, "Nah, it's good to have a thread about how necros can be a useful member of your team, besides, I'm sure he /meant/ to type "monk" or "ele" or something else there." The guy gets back on ten minutes later and says, "Of course I /meant/ warrior! They need to keep casting healing breeze!"

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I retreated to this board where I regularly learn from others rather than feeling like stabbing myself.

-Diomedes

Lmfao, keep it coming. I wanna see how those henchmen interact with Gwen or Rurik.

Oh, what will those henchies do next?

Really funny - keep up the good work

a real rib cracker, keep em comin!

excellent

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/shake fist

No Gwen flamming!

I think you have captured these henches quite well.. nice work

Quick question, Who is Dunham?