best question. ever.

ayb

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

WTS SOUL PST

Order of the Fly

Mo/R

quite possibly THE funniest thing i've ever seen someone ask ig.

Cunning

Cunning

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Vabbi, Elona

Ex Talionis [Law]

Me/

I've had worse/better:

RotteN

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/

well the guy asking about the sigils was obviously not familiar with high level pvp ... i've seen worse questions ...

Shamblemonkee

Shamblemonkee

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

UK, Bristol

Gwen's Red Capes [Gwen]

Mo/R

best.question.evar!

http://shamblemonkee.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gwen2.jpg

Episodicfreak

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Warrington UK

Guild of the Sovereign Unity

N/Me

we have a winnar!

GraceAlone

GraceAlone

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Phoenix, AZ

Semper Reformanda [SeRe]

hehe that was great! Sometimes I wish there was a save! *grumble* stupid salvage give planks instead of the nice bow string

Mavrik

Mavrik

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

Alaska

Best question I ever saw was "Who wants to be run to Grendich Courthouse, 100g, pay on arrival!" Funny thing was, he was shouting it from Grendich Courthouse.

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

Lmao! I love newbies. They are cute. Have you hugged a newb today?

Mavrik

Mavrik

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

Alaska

Talus Chute or what ever its called just outside of Droknar and the only path into Droknar from the rest of the world pretty much. Had someone in Droknar asking where it was... And someone else in Droknar asking where the road was to the Oasis...

we should start a "have you hugged a newbie today" pic thread with proof.

Divine Elemental

Divine Elemental

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Near Your House

I Used To Own [ IUTO ]

i have a newb friend
asking where he can get items in pvp
and i added him to friends list
now he is learning

Kago Seirei

Kago Seirei

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/W

If you're in Grotto, you usually hear the same questions every day atleast 20 times. Such as, "Whats the difference between these armors and Droknar's?" "Why is it 15k?" "Where is the other 15k armor?" "What is Fissure?" "Where is Fissure?" "Why am I a virgin?" (>>; Added that last one on my own. xD ) "Why would anyone buy 15k armor?" and finally "Why do I try to ask questions that seems to try to ridicule others cause I have no money and want to kill others cause they look so much better than me?"

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

Kago, you spend way too much time in Grotto. I think my favorite is "Where do I get Damask/Deldrimor Steel/Other $$$ Material?"

Zexion

Zexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

Warrior Nation [WN]

N/Me

My best is "Can anyone give me money for the 15k armor?">.<

_Zexion

Vilaptca

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mavrik
Best question I ever saw was "Who wants to be run to Grendich Courthouse, 100g, pay on arrival!" Funny thing was, he was shouting it from Grendich Courthouse. I was in Droknars last night and someone was selling himself as a runner to Droknars, only 2k. It took him a while to realize he was in Droknars already...

I don't think anyone was there not laughing at him...

Arcanis Imperium

Arcanis Imperium

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

nova

Me/E

"I'll run you outside the door and back in, only 2K! You cant take 3 steps by yourself out there!"

natus

natus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Denmark

well, i met this guy in droknars, he wanted to know where "rankors furge" was...
he payed 5k to some guy for telling him that the best armor was in rankors furge...took us (us = two thirds of droks) about 10minutes making him realize rankors furge didn't excists...

>__>

I need my meds

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

eh...cool guild. Gwen. Weeeeeeeee

sidepocket13

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

New England

Metallica Roadies

Mo/Me

i was in ascelon last night and for fun i offered runs to sorrows furnace for 2k, everyone started freaking out and actually believed me................

Racthoh

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

I liked when someone said "Where do I get fissure armor". Nearly cried...

Divine Elemental

Divine Elemental

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Near Your House

I Used To Own [ IUTO ]

everyone does this on grotto
really gets annoying
saying can anyone donate to i wanna get my 15k set armor foundation

SOT

SOT

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

East Texas

Worst.Question. Ever.

Not asking them at all.

ajaxthegreat

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2005

I dont know, I think this by far wins for best question ever...



Translation: "Can anyone give me gold? Someone gave me platinum but I don't know what to do with it."

liddlman1

liddlman1

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2005

Long Island

F F F

Mo/Me

That is great! Though I have to admit I wasn't sure how to get platinums when i was just starting out (350 hrs of gameplay sure have changed that )

Episodicfreak

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Warrington UK

Guild of the Sovereign Unity

N/Me

people who ask how much 15k armour is always makes me giggle ^^

chuck7477

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Warrior Nation

W/Mo

i remember one guy spammed "EXPERIENCED TANK 3.8M EXP LFG FOR FOW" when we didnt have favor

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck7477
i remember one guy spammed "EXPERIENCED TANK 3.8M EXP LFG FOR FOW" when we didnt have favor People do camp out in ToA and build groups while waiting on favor.

Racthoh

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck7477
i remember one guy spammed "EXPERIENCED TANK 3.8M EXP LFG FOR FOW" when we didnt have favor I think I may have been guilty of that one. But I believe it was about 5am and I hadn't slept in almost 24 hours.

zedboy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

R/

This one had me laughing real hard. I blurred out the names because I don't want to embarrass anyone, although the person that said that was pretty cool and I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Note:
Just a few moments before the screenshot was taken, the person with the shorter name asked the person with the longer name to download Ventrilo so they could talk, as he recently joined the guild.

I'm not talking in this screenshot, either. It's two other people having this conversation. I was in the group and I seriously cracked up when I saw this. It was great.

SOT

SOT

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

East Texas

A personal favorite of my own is:

"If I leave the party in mid-map run, will I still be able to get drops?"

ayb

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

WTS SOUL PST

Order of the Fly

Mo/R

those are great.

Korea currently has favor of the gods
iareleet kneels.
iareleet kneels.
iareleet kneels.
iareleet: wtf is uw borken?

Prince_Ayreon

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Adelaide, South Australia

Allegiance Of Elites

Another goodie. Newb in Ascalon City pays someone to tell him/her where The Northern Wall is.

You'd think people took 3 steps either way and then gave up on finding a place

Sereng Amaranth

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

Quote:
Originally Posted by SOT
Worst.Question. Ever.

Not asking them at all. quoted for truth