A survival type class

I've been thinking about this class, something that is meant more on self preservation, limited attacking skills but effective for survival.

attribute:

(primary only)F*ck off! - each point on F*ck off! gives 1% faster movement when using skills and effectiveness of F*ck off! skills

DAMN! - defensive shouts

Instinct - offensive skills

Skills:

[Elites]

Jesus sprint
att: F*ck off! - cost 10 energy + 10 adrenaline - enchantment spell
~for 10 seconds you run on water unreachable by your foes, when jesus sprint ends, you get 12 disciples to block your opponents while you swim for shore. This skill causes exhaustion and hunger for fish and wine.

NOOOOOOO!!!
att: DAMN! - cost 10 adrenaline - Shout
~Lose all adrenaline, when all allies die, you move 50% faster for 1hr so you can run around in the arena and have your enemies chase you down while you waste so much time being unproductive. When NOOOOOOO! ends, you suffer from poison, bleeding, cripple, deepwound, dizziness, severely lowered IQ and Guildwars will uninstall 30seconds later.

1 on 1 challenge
att: Instinct - cost 25 energy - Preparation
~When all allies die, opposing group is forced to fight you one at a time and earn triple faction +1 fame per kill. This skill causes A D D.

Skills:

Oh noez!
att: DAMN! - cost 20 energy - shout
~lose all remaining energy, All nearby foes are knocked down and you steal 30 faction and gain 75% evade rate. Causes exhaustion

CRAP! >_<
att: F*ck off! - cost 15 energy - enchantment spell
~When next attack will be lethal, you are healed for 1000hp and 100energy. When CRAP! >_< ends, you suffer Chronic Diarrhea.

DIE NUB!
Att: Instinct - cost 0
~Signet does 1-100000 dmg to n00bs, undead n00bs w/ black colored armor take double damage. Can only be used once per battle.

Anyway, I hope Anet does this class, would be breath of fresh air for comp arena.

Sounds like someone's been drinking way too many cans of Jolt soda.

That was very entertaining