Misconceptions

Lost

Lost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Hell's Precipice

A lot of people seem to believe things that aren't true. Here is a list to correct people's misconceptions:

- There IS a path from the Iron Mines of Moladune south to Marhan's Grotto.
- You CAN beat everything with henchmen.
- You don't NEED bajillions of gold pieces. (although wanting bajillions is fine!)
- The level of a character does not represent the experience of the player.
- Not all warriors are tanks.
- Not all monks are healers.
- Noob is not an effective insult.
- Charging people 50 gold to run them to the Ruins of Surmia is not a good way of making money. (nor are similar acts)
- Guild Wars is not an MMORPG.
- Trust no one unless you know where they live. (an thus can exact revenge!)
- That half-naked dancing elementalist is not really female.
- Rangers, Necromancers, and Mesmers are not just myths. Invite them into your parties.
- It isn't always wise to go after every red dot you see.
- One day of luck/unluck does not mean there was some kind of secret patch that nerfed/buffed something.
- If you fail a mission/quest while using henchmen, it is always your fault. (the only exception being connection issues)
- The name is Little ThoM. Notice the m.
- Missions are not quests and quests are not missions. Do not interchange these words.

Gustav Gloomp

Gustav Gloomp

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Sydney, Australia

ahahahahaahh, bajillion is one of the funniest words i hav ever heard.
i agree with all the things u said

melbo

melbo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

New York

E/Mo

- That half-naked dancing elementalist is not really female.

LOL, don't forget the opposite...just because a lot of guys play female characters, don't assume that I'm a guy. And also, don't fawn over me just because I'm a female gamer...there's tons of us out there.

Ultimate_Gaara

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

hahaha very fun and true (except the henchmen one, stefan not understanding the pull is not my fault )

thank you for this thing full of great information.. if you do not mind id like to add one more

- You do not need to have FoW armor.

Savio

Savio

Teenager with attitude

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

You forgot:
-Not all elementalists are nukers.
-No weapon is Godly.
-Storm Bows, Chaos Axes, and Fiery Dragon Swords are not stronger than normal weapons.

Hah, that thing about Little "Thorn" always bugs me.

Sekkira

Sekkira

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Canberra, AU

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara
- You do not need to have FoW armor.
Yes I do! >:

Hell Marauder

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara
thank you for this thing full of great information.. if you do not mind id like to add one more

- You do not need to have FoW armor.
And if you don't mind I'd like to add "unless you're playing a female mesmer" after FoW armor.

Krank

Krank

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

W/

Best list ever

zehly

zehly

Sunshine

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Wired

Daughters of Ananke

Mo/E

- Not evry1 who tipse lik n00b is rlly n00b. they mite b a rlly good frenhch plyr!!!
- Not all warriors are STUPID.
- Most monks are STUPID (thank you UW)
- You CANNOT run through the ENTIRE game. Good luck "running" through Thunderhead keep, or anything in RoF = gg.

Puddin Tame

Puddin Tame

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Wouldn't you like to know

Pretty Horsies Arouse Greatly

R/

Your 14-26 sundering stormbow of marksmanship with 11%vs hexed foes you payed 800k for is not better than my 5:1 15>50 vampiric collecters shortbow.
Rrrr!

Axle_Fieshe

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

Mo/W

not all w/mos are retards

FrogDevourer

FrogDevourer

on a GW break until C4

Join Date: Feb 2005

In your shadow

Servants of Fortuna

- No, you don't need an extra monk, you need to be careful and organized
- Firefocussing and patience are the only thing you need to complete PvE
- The mursaat monk boss is easy to kill, just start using your brain
- Being polite and nice is not a sign of weakness
- You can bring and use a resurrection signet/spell, yes -you- can
- Bring rebirth over restore life in PvE... always

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

* People begging for money are always morons.
* The endgame of GW isn't PvP.
* The PvE isn't a tutorial for PvP.
* evry1 who PMs u w SMS-speek = n00b.

Terra Rayne

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Omegas Wrath

R/Me

- Just because its not max damage doesnt mean its worthless
- If you have to pay someone for help they really arent worth the cash (its so sad when players are reduced to paying for help)
-Droknars forge is NOT Heaven-on-Tyria

Terra Rayne

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Omegas Wrath

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
No, SMS/l33t-speekers think they are cool = n00bs. Never ONCE had a SMS/l33tspeeker in a PUG who wasn't a pompous asshat.
Gotta agree with that one, people who cant type fast wouldn't use 1337sp33k because it takes just as long to figure out the 1337 equivalent of what you want to say. Unless youre one of those idiots who submits college essays in txt speak

Sagius Truthbarron

Sagius Truthbarron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Animal Factory [ZoO]

A/

What is SMS? I am assuming that this is talking in all lower case and using letters or numbers in place of extremely small words for no appearent reason? (IE U < You)

I don't think anyone who wants to learn to type faster would ever do this. It's like a person who throws in a word from their original language becuase they can't think of or pronounce the English one. All it does is just make the problem even worse.

The point of typing isn't to get your words out fast, it's to communicate with other people, either directly or indirectly. Communication requires coherence and understanding ^^

coolsti

coolsti

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Denmark

Great post!

- There IS a path from the Iron Mines of Moladune south to Marhan's Grotto.

Yes, I did that, before getting to Thunderkeep, and before getting infused armor (before knowing what infused armor was). Did it with a Mesmer + henchies without running (ok, I ran around the last group outside the Grotto). Did it dying/resurrecting at a rate of one death per kill. I was determined.

Got some more:

- you can get from A to B without running.
- you can play this game with only the weapons you find in your own drops
- you can have a lot of fun if you follow the above because then the game is challenging
- you can talk to your party members before and during a quest/mission to agree on strategy
- you can have fun during a quest/mission even when someone in the party makes a dumb mistake
- you can definitely benefit from having a Me or N or R in the party
- you can do quests/missions successfully without warriors in the party

Regarding elementalists not being nukers, I switched mine from fire to air just to try it, and find I am enjoying it a lot more. Rather than nuking I am enjoying a more supportive role while blinding, weakening and knocking down foes.

MarkyX

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by melbo
- That half-naked dancing elementalist is not really female.

LOL, don't forget the opposite...just because a lot of guys play female characters, don't assume that I'm a guy. And also, don't fawn over me just because I'm a female gamer...there's tons of us out there.
LIES.

(noticed you're five days behind my birthday, CAPRICORNS FOR LIFE)

Sagius Truthbarron

Sagius Truthbarron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Animal Factory [ZoO]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkyX
LIES.

(noticed you're five days behind my birthday, CAPRICORNS FOR LIFE)
SHESE MINE DUDE! GET YOUR OWN MARKYX~! THIS IS DA FIRST CHIXOR I HAVE SEEN IN THREE WEEKS!!!

- Ice caves of Sorrow, Hell's Precipe and Thunderhead Keep aren't hard missions - you are just playing them with stupid pugs, and even pugs can pass them with ease using the right combo ^^

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

Numa and Lathal: This thread is supposed to be fun. Please do not degenerate it into the same tiresome argument about PvP vs PvE.

Stick to the topic at hand. If you want to "discuss" PvE/PvP, either begin the millionth thread on that topic or continue via PMs.

Thanks.

carnivore

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

W/

-the ranger thing is kinda anoying. its just in the early game all a ranger can do is spam bowshots, not very useful

-as for the Little Thom thing...you guys just ruined my day when you told me about that

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagius Truthbarron
What is SMS?
Sorry, I got a bit localized... Text messaging in cellphones is called 'sms-ing' in Swedish, and there's been some debate on how the 'rampant sms-ing' has given rise to this style of writing which will kill the Swedish language etc etc. It wont, of course, it's just annoying.
Quote:
I am assuming that this is talking in all lower case and using letters or numbers in place of extremely small words for no appearent reason? (IE U < You)
u r rite.
Quote:
The point of typing isn't to get your words out fast, it's to communicate with other people, either directly or indirectly. Communication requires coherence and understanding ^^
Well put!

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

- Never pay cash for pixels!

That's my only addition to this fine list.

Therlun

Therlun

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

-going for the monk ONLY, no matter what, is not always the best strategy in random...

Jenosavel

Jenosavel

Master of Beasts

Join Date: Jul 2005

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara
hahaha very fun and true (except the henchmen one, stefan not understanding the pull is not my fault )
Another myth: you can pull with henchies. If they charge straight in you're doing it wrong.

aismailuk

aismailuk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/W

- Gold items does not ALWAYS equal max damage/armour items!

DrSLUGFly

DrSLUGFly

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

European Server or International

-that high pitched quiet voice in teamspeak isn't necessarily a 13 yr old boy
-and related... a female in the team doesn't have to change the interactions or suddenly up the testosterone or suave factor of the team.

Teufel Eldritch

Teufel Eldritch

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Shadar Logoth

The Legendary Majestic 12

N/

- You do not NEED a Monk. You can complete every mission & quest w/o one. Sure it will be more difficult but Monks are not necessary. Use your brain more often & you won't need a Monk to apply band-aids to your mistakes.

kirgr526

kirgr526

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

New Zealand

Evo Crushinators Of Doom(ECOD)

R/E

Nice post, here are a couple of things I've noticed:

- Yellow is not a nice colour on Mesmer armor
- Talking to everyone with a ! above them is not a good thing, specifically in UW
- Unless you're a Beastmaster, just because you can take a pet, does not mean you should
- Its not the end of the world if you fail in a mission/PvP match/quest/whatever, there is no need to abuse anybody, what did you lose? Nothing.

Weezer_Blue

Weezer_Blue

Elite Guru

Join Date: Feb 2005

Just a Box in a Cage

Hurry Up The Cakes [Oven]

What about

-It's not that I'm a bad healer. I just don't like you.

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

-Contrary to a popular belief, the possibility that someone will pay any attention to you is inversely proportional to the amount of caps/exclamation marks you use in chat.

chris_nin00

chris_nin00

Dun dun dun

Join Date: Aug 2005

Reddit Guild

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shusky
-Contrary to a popular belief, the possibility that someone will pay any attention to you is inversely proportional to the amount of caps/exclamation marks you use in chat.
That means A=1/#c and e. Yeah I'm that good in math.

Galatea

Galatea

Core Guru

Join Date: Feb 2005

The Drifters [DRFT]

E/Me

Quote:
- Charging people 50 gold to run them to the Ruins of Surmia is not a good way of making money. (nor are similar acts)
not to rain on your parade, but i think arenanet mentioned (either on their website or on a fansite friday or interview) that they actually don't mind the whole 'running' thing, nor do they mind people offering it as a service -- however, they will not tolerate people who charge and scam people by just taking their money and not offering the service.

Lost

Lost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Hell's Precipice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Galatea
not to rain on your parade, but i think arenanet mentioned (either on their website or on a fansite friday or interview) that they actually don't mind the whole 'running' thing, nor do they mind people offering it as a service -- however, they will not tolerate people who charge and scam people by just taking their money and not offering the service.
I have no problem with running. All I was saying was that people running to very easy areas for such a measily amount of gold is a waste of time. There are far better and faster ways of making money.

Kai Nui

Kai Nui

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Behind you with a knife

Celebrity Gangsters [FamE]

Me/

-Thunderhead Keep is not impossible
-Thunderhead Keep is easier and possible to do bonus with just you and all henchmen
-Your mom has nothing to do with GW, gosh!
-Newb is not an insult, it just means new player
-n00b is an insult, it means you're ignorant to new ideas and are sure you're the best always
-People say they're rank 2 in HoH
-Fame shows time played, not skill
-Guilds are somewhat tough to start, but don't give up
-15k armour is a waste of time
-Yo mama... <(*-*<)

And that's about it.

Iere

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Midnights Revenge [MiRe]

Mo/Me

-Sometimes the more fun groups to be in aren't the ones who complete the mission flawlessly
-It's not necessary to do every quest and bonus the first time. You will not die a horrible and painful death if you do not (For serious, some guy started cursing my PUG out when he found out none of us knew how to do the bonus)
-Having Drok's armor and elite skills on your level 10 Wa/Mo in Ascalon Arena does not make your dick bigger.
-It is possible to find a good PUG.
-Arguing in a party does not improve morale nor does it cause us to respect you. I'm sick of having to heal you solely because you called the other monk a n00b and now he's blacklisted you.
-Sometimes it's not the skill of the individual players that matters, it's how they work together.

draco inferno

draco inferno

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

van down by the river

The Seraphim Knights [TSK]

-No, I am quite certain you did not do that to my mother last night.
-Do NOT run around and make sure all the red dots follow you, then decide to join back up with your buddies.
-PVP is an ever-changing thing. just because your build lost once does not mean it wont be effective with a little tweaking.
-Just because my level 10 necro is at yak's bend does not mean i havent cleared the game with more characters than you can count.
-Alesia is not responsible for your stupid mistakes.
-5 superior runes is not a good idea for pvp.
-Yes, female elementalists have animated breasts. get over it.

Alias_X

Alias_X

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2005

-There IS a SEPERATE channel for TRADES, so you don't have to spam the main channel.

coleslawdressin

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Victory on Demand [VoD]

Me/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alias_X
-There IS a SEPERATE channel for TRADES, so you don't have to spam the main channel.
Ascalon, LA, Droknar's Dist 1,2 and probably 3 will be spammed 24/7 in both trade and normal chat no matter how much you complain to the spammers. If you want to chat find a better place to wait for a real trade system ^^

One and Two

One and Two

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

people use normal chat to stand out. and get shouted at for standing out.

edit: in trade, or course