Omg I'm a mommy!!!

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Zenny
Zenny
Lion's Arch Merchant
#1
Was rummaging through Sorrow's Furnace till something caught my eye! An abandoned baby!!! So with my natural mother's instict, I decided to adopt the wee boy and raise him as my own. I'm so proud of my new son, Tiny!

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Episodicfreak
Academy Page
#2
Aww congrats your baby has a beard you must be so proud ^_^;;
Asplode
Asplode
Desert Nomad
#3
Oh my.

Them's child-bearing hips, or..........or something crazy.
Neutral Tyrant
Neutral Tyrant
Frost Gate Guardian
#4
Hmm...I see you're into...."that"....come see me soon, i'll pay well.
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kleps
Wilds Pathfinder
#5
lol congrats
Sai of Winter
Sai of Winter
Jungle Guide
#6
The strength of a mother to carry a child that big lol
Elena
Elena
Desert Nomad
#7
lol you gotta tell me where i can find this dwarf for some reason when my ranger does /roar with such an item in his hands (like the scepter of orr) he lifts it in the air :P
Ultimate_Gaara
Ultimate_Gaara
Desert Nomad
#8
There is something wrong with giving birth to something the same height as you...

Congrats, its an ugly dwarf
Divine Elemental
Divine Elemental
Desert Nomad
#9
wer u get that o.O
lmao
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Episodicfreak
Academy Page
#10
it's one of the dwarves you help, part of the quest
Sai of Winter
Sai of Winter
Jungle Guide
#11
Its the Orozar mission
BBoy_Manchild
BBoy_Manchild
Banned
#12
thats an ugly baby baby, whats with the bondage chains and gag?
Mavrik
Mavrik
Forge Runner
#13
Who's your daddy?
M1h4iL
M1h4iL
Jungle Guide
#14
Haha I just done that mission, I want that skill
Zenny
Zenny
Lion's Arch Merchant
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by BBoy_Manchild
thats an ugly baby baby, whats with the bondage chains and gag? He's one of those evil diabolical babies. Keep him under control and he's the sweetest thing in the world. Let him loose and he'll ruin everyone's day
Esprit
Esprit
Desert Nomad
#16
That's a face only a mother can love.
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kiniko
Academy Page
#17
that is one ugly child
Whispering Siren
Whispering Siren
Wilds Pathfinder
#18
uh...... speechless.
PieXags
PieXags
Forge Runner
#19
I'm pretty sure that's...physically impossible, you surely would've died while giving birth.
Whispering Siren
Whispering Siren
Wilds Pathfinder
#20
no, she would have exploded in the 2nd trimester. skin stretched too tight, boom.