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Zenny

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Moa Birds [MB]

Mo/N

08 Sep 2005 at 21:36 - 1

Was rummaging through Sorrow's Furnace till something caught my eye! An abandoned baby!!! So with my natural mother's instict, I decided to adopt the wee boy and raise him as my own. I'm so proud of my new son, Tiny!

Episodicfreak

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Warrington UK

Guild of the Sovereign Unity

N/Me

08 Sep 2005 at 21:39 - 2

Aww congrats

your baby has a beard

you must be so proud ^_^;;

Asplode

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago, IL

Rebel Rising [rawr]

08 Sep 2005 at 21:43 - 3

Oh my.

Them's child-bearing hips, or..........or something crazy.

Neutral Tyrant

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

New York

E/Mo

08 Sep 2005 at 22:13 - 4

Hmm...I see you're into...."that"....come see me soon, i'll pay well.

kleps

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/Mo

08 Sep 2005 at 22:51 - 5

lol congrats

Sai of Winter

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

[ale]

Mo/

08 Sep 2005 at 22:58 - 6

The strength of a mother to carry a child that big lol

Elena

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Belgium

08 Sep 2005 at 23:43 - 7

lol you gotta tell me where i can find this dwarf for some reason when my ranger does /roar with such an item in his hands (like the scepter of orr) he lifts it in the air :P

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

09 Sep 2005 at 00:47 - 8

There is something wrong with giving birth to something the same height as you...

Congrats, its an ugly dwarf

Divine Elemental

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Near Your House

I Used To Own [ IUTO ]

09 Sep 2005 at 00:52 - 9

wer u get that o.O
lmao

Episodicfreak

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Warrington UK

Guild of the Sovereign Unity

N/Me

09 Sep 2005 at 01:07 - 10

it's one of the dwarves you help, part of the quest

Sai of Winter

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

[ale]

Mo/

09 Sep 2005 at 01:18 - 11

Its the Orozar mission

BBoy_Manchild

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

dayton ohio

N/Mo

09 Sep 2005 at 09:24 - 12

thats an ugly baby baby, whats with the bondage chains and gag?

Mavrik

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

Alaska

09 Sep 2005 at 15:58 - 13

Who's your daddy?

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Perth, Australia

09 Sep 2005 at 16:17 - 14

Haha I just done that mission, I want that skill

Zenny

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Moa Birds [MB]

Mo/N

09 Sep 2005 at 19:27 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBoy_Manchild

thats an ugly baby baby, whats with the bondage chains and gag? He's one of those evil diabolical babies. Keep him under control and he's the sweetest thing in the world. Let him loose and he'll ruin everyone's day

Esprit

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dvd Forums [DVDF]

E/

09 Sep 2005 at 19:29 - 16

That's a face only a mother can love.

kiniko

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

E/N

09 Sep 2005 at 20:03 - 17

that is one ugly child

Whispering Siren

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Maryland

09 Sep 2005 at 20:05 - 18

uh...... speechless.

PieXags

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

The Infinite Representation Of Pie And Its Many Brilliances

09 Sep 2005 at 21:05 - 19

I'm pretty sure that's...physically impossible, you surely would've died while giving birth.

Whispering Siren

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Maryland

09 Sep 2005 at 21:16 - 20

no, she would have exploded in the 2nd trimester. skin stretched too tight, boom.

TSBasilisk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

09 Sep 2005 at 21:54 - 21

She doesn't like to tell anybody, but she had gained some pounds, and those stretch marks just won't go away.

Of course, they reach to her neck now...

Mango Midget

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Under a hippo.

TC

Me/W

09 Sep 2005 at 23:25 - 22

2 words: Child Abuse

Knight Of Morion

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

United States

The Short Bus [The Crusaders]Alliance

W/Mo

10 Sep 2005 at 01:11 - 23

Condoms: 5 Dollars Baby Crib: 190 Dollars. Realizing u forgot to use a condom: Priceless! ...There are things money cant buy, but for everything else, there's the near by adoption agency.

conker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

nowhere

none

10 Sep 2005 at 01:16 - 24

Milf!! Milf!!

Vermilion Okeanos

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2005

10 Sep 2005 at 01:21 - 25

This call for a nerf on giving birth!!

Giving birth to someone your size is overpowered!!

Drago Solaris

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Order Of Dragania

R/Mo

10 Sep 2005 at 08:42 - 26

that mnust hav been painful l with the spikes on the shoulders n all

theVariable

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

CA, USA

Knights of the Hokuten [KotH] (hokuten.org)

Mo/Me

10 Sep 2005 at 12:48 - 27

I'm also so proud of our little bundle of joy. He's so precious!

UberRusty

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

amsterdam, where male prostitution is legal

[GGG] Gay Guild Gals

W/R

10 Sep 2005 at 16:52 - 28

ROFLMAO, great thread.

BladeMasterKnight

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Germany

Looking for Active Guild!

W/Mo

10 Sep 2005 at 16:55 - 29

lol..and thats how u treat ur children... ?

BBoy_Manchild

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

dayton ohio

N/Mo

10 Sep 2005 at 21:40 - 30

wow monks are buff, they can lift twice their weight, especially female monks lifting 3 times their weight

Mavrik

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

Alaska

10 Sep 2005 at 21:53 - 31

Has anyone tried a cheer to see if they can overhead bench their baby?

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

N/

10 Sep 2005 at 22:48 - 32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenny

He's one of those evil diabolical babies. Keep him under control and he's the sweetest thing in the world. Let him loose and he'll ruin everyone's day

LOL

That just cracked me up..

I have yet to do that mission and going to have a fun time doing it.

Lag Hell

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

11 Sep 2005 at 04:38 - 33

wtf...
wat happened 2 him...

Link Ironhammer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Hyrule (Kokiri Village)

W/Mo

11 Sep 2005 at 04:44 - 34

Thats funny and weird at the same time..giving birth to a dwarf..

B3H

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Mid-West

Cheer Up Emo Kid [EMO]

W/R

11 Sep 2005 at 04:51 - 35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mango Midget

2 words: Child Abuse

Ooo look at the chains

Social Services would be interested in seeing this.

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

11 Sep 2005 at 05:03 - 36

I found one of these on my doorstep one morning.
Scared the bejeezus out of me and I reflexively shot it three times with my .45 (2 chest + 1 head).
I'm sorry. Anyone can make a mistake.

One and Two

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

11 Sep 2005 at 05:04 - 37

It looks like my pet in FFX...

Eskimo Bob

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Canada, Alberta

Angelic Knights

W/Mo

11 Sep 2005 at 05:51 - 38

Mix up in the hospital?

UberRusty

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

amsterdam, where male prostitution is legal

[GGG] Gay Guild Gals

W/R

11 Sep 2005 at 06:48 - 39

Quote:

cared the bejeezus out of me and I reflexively shot it three times with my .45 (2 chest + 1 head). Was he lagging? Effing hitboxes.