Omg I'm a mommy!!!

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Frost Gate Guardian

Joined Mar 2005

Sep 9, 2005 at 9:54 PM • #21

She doesn't like to tell anybody, but she had gained some pounds, and those stretch marks just won't go away.

Of course, they reach to her neck now...

Mango Midget

Lion's Arch Merchant

Me/W

Joined Apr 2005

Sep 9, 2005 at 11:25 PM • #22

2 words: Child Abuse

Knight Of Morion

Ascalonian Squire

The Short Bus [The Crusaders]Alliance

W/Mo

Joined Aug 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 1:11 AM • #23

Condoms: 5 Dollars Baby Crib: 190 Dollars. Realizing u forgot to use a condom: Priceless! ...There are things money cant buy, but for everything else, there's the near by adoption agency.

conker

Krytan Explorer

none

Joined Aug 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 1:16 AM • #24

Milf!! Milf!!

Vermilion Okeanos

Forge Runner

Joined Feb 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 1:21 AM • #25

This call for a nerf on giving birth!!

Giving birth to someone your size is overpowered!!

Drago Solaris

Frost Gate Guardian

Order Of Dragania

R/Mo

Joined Jun 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 8:42 AM • #26

that mnust hav been painful l with the spikes on the shoulders n all

theVariable

Frost Gate Guardian

Knights of the Hokuten [KotH] (hokuten.org)

Mo/Me

Joined Jul 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 12:48 PM • #27

I'm also so proud of our little bundle of joy. He's so precious!

UberRusty

Banned

[GGG] Gay Guild Gals

W/R

Joined Jun 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 4:52 PM • #28

ROFLMAO, great thread.

BladeMasterKnight

Academy Page

Looking for Active Guild!

W/Mo

Joined May 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 4:55 PM • #29

lol..and thats how u treat ur children... ?

BBoy_Manchild

Banned

N/Mo

Joined Aug 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 9:40 PM • #30

wow monks are buff, they can lift twice their weight, especially female monks lifting 3 times their weight

Mavrik

Forge Runner

Joined May 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 9:53 PM • #31

Has anyone tried a cheer to see if they can overhead bench their baby?

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Phantom Commando

Joined Aug 2005

Sep 10, 2005 at 10:48 PM • #32

Quote: Originally Posted by Zenny

He's one of those evil diabolical babies. Keep him under control and he's the sweetest thing in the world. Let him loose and he'll ruin everyone's day

LOL

That just cracked me up..

I have yet to do that mission and going to have a fun time doing it.

Lag Hell

Desert Nomad

Joined Aug 2005

Sep 11, 2005 at 4:38 AM • #33

wtf...
wat happened 2 him...

Link Ironhammer

Frost Gate Guardian

W/Mo

Joined Jul 2005

Sep 11, 2005 at 4:44 AM • #34

Thats funny and weird at the same time..giving birth to a dwarf..

B3H

Frost Gate Guardian

Cheer Up Emo Kid [EMO]

W/R

Joined May 2005

Sep 11, 2005 at 4:51 AM • #35

Quote: Originally Posted by Mango Midget

2 words: Child Abuse

Ooo look at the chains

Social Services would be interested in seeing this.

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

Joined May 2005

Sep 11, 2005 at 5:03 AM • #36

I found one of these on my doorstep one morning.
Scared the bejeezus out of me and I reflexively shot it three times with my .45 (2 chest + 1 head).
I'm sorry. Anyone can make a mistake.