20 Sep 2005 at 23:07 - 75
Well, no one said they were gonna write the story, so i decided to write the first episode at school today. Here it is, dont expect too much as it is only my first piece.None of the characters have names, they are simply Elementalist, Ranger, and Warrior. I do belive that Tur will give us the names fairly soon.
E- Ah what a beautiful day, don’t you agree _____?
R-Indeed _____, I haven’t seen it this calm for a while.
E- Hey, what that over there? Those damn worms are back again! Rock, paper, scissors to
see who clears ‘em out?
R- Fine by me. Two outta three.
E+R- (in unison) Rock, paper, scissors! (E has rock and R has paper)
W- (distant cry) H-help me! The worms are attacking! Please someone help!
E+R- (in unison) Rock, paper, scissors! (both have scissors)
E+R- (in unison) Rock, paper, scissors! (E has paper and R has scissors)
E- Aww fuk.
W- (distant cry) Please someone have mercy and help me!
R- Who is that?
E- I’m not sure. Certainly isn’t anyone I know. He looks like a seasoned warrior to me.
But then again, a seasoned warrior should have no trouble with a few worms. (heads
in direction of W) I’d better go help him
R- Make it quick will you? I wanna go hunting.
W- Thank Balthazar, someone’s coming!
(E casts a few spells to kill the worms attacking W)
W- I thought I was doomed! You saved my life, I am et-
E- (interrupting W) What. The. Fuk. (beginning to laugh as he speaks) You thought you
were doomed?!? Most children can kill those things, and there were only a few
attacking you.(stifles laughter)
W- I am n-no good at fighting.
E- That was kind of obvious from that display of your “fighting” technique you fuking
pussy. What the hell are you doing out here anyway?
W- I’m trying to retrieve some stolen goods for the Ascalonian Army.
E- Why the fuk would they send you? Furthermore, why the fuk would you join the
army if you cant fight?
W- Well, the mission was my choice, and it was to try and hone my fighting skills. I jo-
E- (interrupting W) A lot of good that did
W- (getting perturbed) I joined the army hoping to become a legend among warriors.
(E starts laughing, R comes over to see what E is doing.)
R- Hey, what the hell are you doing? And who the hell are you?
W- My name is ______, someday to be recorded in the annals of history!
E- (stifling laughter) No, you are the idiot who can’t fight, joined the army, and takes
on missions way to hard for yourself so random strangers gotta come save your ass.
R- Whatever, I don’t care. Let’s just go already, I wanna try out my new skills
E- Alright. (to W) Goodbye, I guess.
W- Wait! I cannot return home empty handed, but I also cannot get back the goods by
myself. I beg of you, please help me.
E- Ummm, why would we help you?
W- If you help, I’ll cut you in on the reward.
R- Reward?
W- Yes, it’s a 30 platinum reward, so that would be 10 platinum each.
R- Sweeeet! Were in!
E- Hold on, something doesn’t seem right. That’s a very large sum of money for such a
simple task. What was stolen?
W- Don’t know. When I asked to be briefed on mission details Sir Tidus…
(begin flashback)
W- Sir Tidus, would you please brief me the details of this mission?
Sir Tidus- Sorry, that’s confidential.
W- But if im to succeed with the mission, wont I need the details?
Sir Tidus- Sorry, that’s confidential.
W- Is that all you can say?
Sir Tidus- Sorry, that’s confidential.
W- Jeez, do you have to be such a tight ass all the time?
Sir Tidus- Sorry, that’s confidential.
(end flashback)
R- Ookaaayy… Whatever, it doesn’t matter. 10 platinum each is serious cash, and is worth whatever this mission has in store.
(several hours later)
R-This is NOT worth 10 platinum. We’ve been searching for Melandru knows how long,
and we still haven’t found even a clue as to where to find these thieves.
E- But we did find this cool rune.
R- No, YOU found that rune. You wont even let us look at it.
E- (changing subject) Hey, did Sir Tidus tell you who stole the “chest”?
W-I told you already no, it was “confidential”.
R- If we did know, we would at least know where to look.
E- Ya, thieves are territorial little bastards. Hey _____, do you know whose territory we
are in right now?
R- Not sure, but I think we’re near the border of the Nagkor territory.
E- (frightened) Umm, I think we crossed that border. (points to a camping band of
Nagkor bandits)
R- (whispering) Get down! Hide! (analyzes enemy camp) Hey, what does this chest
we’re looking for look like?
W- Its supposed to be a brown wooden box. It looks just like every other chest.
R- They have one of those. Lets attack them while we still have the element of surprise.
E- But if its just an ordinary chest, then how do we know that this is the one were-
R- Quiet, they will hear you!
E- But-
R- I said quiet! Now _____, you cast firestorm and a few other spells to distract them
while I snipe from up here.
E- “Up here?” Where exactly am I going to be?
R- On the hill while _____ attacks them.
W- You’ve seen me fight haven’t you? How do you expect me to kill them?
R- Simple, I don’t expect you to even hurt them. I just want you to keep them from
getting to us.
W- I-I… guess I c-can… do that…
E- Don’t be a baby, your armor is as strong as steel, you will be fine.
(everyone gets into position for the ambush)
E- (whispers to R) Great idea for getting rid of the newbie.
R- Thanks.
(E casts firestorm over the camp, R fires a barrage of arrows, W just screams, charging at the camp.)
R- I think that’s all of them
E- I hope your right.
W- (hysterical panting) Wow. We won!
E- Here’s the chest. (opens chest) Wh-What the-? Its just a bunch of dye!
W- Why would they offer 30k for dye…
E- I told you this wouldn’t be it.
R- Are you kidding? This is a goldmine! Every vial is filled with black dye!
E- So?
R-Sooo black dye is worth about 8 platinum a vial, and there must be at least 20 vials
here! We’re fuking rich!
E- So we steal the dye?
R- I got a better idea. We replace the vials in the chest with vials of dark water that look
like black dye. We then return to Ascalon City with chest in hand, return it for the
reward, then sell the real dye for major profit! Its brilliant!
W- And if were caught?
R- We blame it on the bandits.
W- I wanted to become famous for heroic deeds, not villainous ones!
E- Considering your combat skills, thank your god that you aren’t famous for your
blunderous deeds.
R- That’s pretty much inevitable though.
( a mysterious voice comes from the top of the hill)
?- I commend you on being able to take out this camp, but this time I fear you are
greatly outnumbered.
(enemies come from all directions)
W- Wha-?
E- Fuk!
R- Run!
?- Get them
(E, R, W all run, but are knocked out and captured.)
?- Good. Grab the chest and the bodies, I don’t want any information to be leaked
about the whereabouts of this chest. Carry them back to the base, and quickly.
Nothing can stop me now, unless of course someone comes looking for these
three, but whats the likely hood of THAT happening?
End Episode
I know its long, but we can split it up into several parts if we need to.
sorry about the wierd spacing but it looked better when it was on microsoft word
lol it replaced all my f words with RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO. fix'd