Earless but fearless, you kick him in the head with all your might. He falls over dead. You break off his fangs and rub them together and start a fire on his fur to warm up. Soon there is a raging fire going in the cave. The dancing orange glow has caught the attention of the local townspeople and they have sent a party to investigate. A heavily armed party approaches, do you:
A.) Go out to meet them and inquire as to the availability of a plastic surgeon.
B.) Go out to meet them wielding the flaming limb of the snow ettin.
C.) Take the flaming limb of the snow ettin and try to find another way out of the cave.
Rping (well sort of)
Synapse
megalomaniac_mutant
You go meet wielding the flaming limb of the ettin. They dont seem very happy and and run towards you, yelling at you that you have just killed the great holy Gonk Gink, and are going to kill you for such an evil act. (not in those words)
do you:
a) run back to the cave, grab your ear and explore it, trying to find an exit
b) hold onto the burning limb and try to kill them all, crying out "i am the chosen one"
c) beg for mercy
d) try a diplomatic solution
e) try to do "that superman thing"
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by the way this thread rules.
do you:
a) run back to the cave, grab your ear and explore it, trying to find an exit
b) hold onto the burning limb and try to kill them all, crying out "i am the chosen one"
c) beg for mercy
d) try a diplomatic solution
e) try to do "that superman thing"
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by the way this thread rules.
Brother Doug
B
Holding on to the burning limb with all of your might, you scream "I am the Chosen One!" Flinging it, you manage to knock down a group of townspeople. Uh oh, there goes your weapon. The townspeaple advance, weapons armed. Do you:
A) Attempt to grab the flaming arm back.
B) Scream like a madman and hope they go away.
C) Run back to the cave.
D) Do absolutely nothing.
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Nice...this is a great idea.
Holding on to the burning limb with all of your might, you scream "I am the Chosen One!" Flinging it, you manage to knock down a group of townspeople. Uh oh, there goes your weapon. The townspeaple advance, weapons armed. Do you:
A) Attempt to grab the flaming arm back.
B) Scream like a madman and hope they go away.
C) Run back to the cave.
D) Do absolutely nothing.
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Nice...this is a great idea.
Symeon
B) With the weapon flung behind the angry mob, and running away looking hopeless, you open your mouth to scream. What comes out is a thunderous roar that shakes the earth, the ground begins to crack, and a storm comes in the skies. The people fall through the crack, but you find that you just can't stop roarin'.
Do you:
A) Continue to stand there roaring forever.
B) Run along a path in the mountains still roaring, hoping you can find something that will make you stop.
C) Grab the flaming limb and shove it in your mouth.
D) Attempt to reason with you inner self, saying this is a joke and it's gone too far, could you please stop it.
E) Do nothing.
Do you:
A) Continue to stand there roaring forever.
B) Run along a path in the mountains still roaring, hoping you can find something that will make you stop.
C) Grab the flaming limb and shove it in your mouth.
D) Attempt to reason with you inner self, saying this is a joke and it's gone too far, could you please stop it.
E) Do nothing.
megalomaniac_mutant
You grab the flaming limb and shove it in your mouth, and the roaring stops, but unfortunately the limb is now deep down in your stomach, and it hurts a lot.
do you
a) Cry out " TRINITY, HELP ME IVE BEEN BUGGED"
b) run to the town and try to find something that helps
c) sit down and cry for your mum
d) ignore it. You are a strong hero after all.
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by the way this is gettin crazier from post to post...
do you
a) Cry out " TRINITY, HELP ME IVE BEEN BUGGED"
b) run to the town and try to find something that helps
c) sit down and cry for your mum
d) ignore it. You are a strong hero after all.
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by the way this is gettin crazier from post to post...
Symeon
D) You ignore it, believing sternly that you are strong enough to overcome it. Your stomach soon begins to lurch violently, and you begin choking unstoppably. The remnants of the limb come flying out of your mouth, but you are now on the verge of choking to death.
Do you:
1) Think inside your head this is all a dream.
2) Wonder why these horrible things happen in this world.
3) Repeatedly hit your stomach, for surely that would ease the pain.
4) Attempt to dance as that would be a great thing to do dieing.
5) Let yourself die, for it is the only way.
Do you:
1) Think inside your head this is all a dream.
2) Wonder why these horrible things happen in this world.
3) Repeatedly hit your stomach, for surely that would ease the pain.
4) Attempt to dance as that would be a great thing to do dieing.
5) Let yourself die, for it is the only way.
Synapse
You sit down and wonder aloud why terrible things happen in this world. As if in answer, all the Gods come down and begin a round-table fingerpointing session about just who is responsible for this mess. They argue back and forth as you stare in wonder.....they don't even seem to notice you until you begin coughing uncontrollably. As you near death from lack of air Dwayna absent mindedly flips a hand in your general direction and you are completely healed, even both of your ears have been restored!
The Gods continue accusing one another for the sad state the world is in. Should you:
A.) Interupt them and state your opinion?
B.) Silently thank them for your good fortune and sneak away un-noticed?
C.) Ask them for a favor of vengance upon all your enemies?
The Gods continue accusing one another for the sad state the world is in. Should you:
A.) Interupt them and state your opinion?
B.) Silently thank them for your good fortune and sneak away un-noticed?
C.) Ask them for a favor of vengance upon all your enemies?
Brother Doug
B
Thanking Dwayna for her blessing, (and you new ears) you quietly sneak off. You find that you're back in the ice cave, and decide to explore. After wandering around a bit, you notice a few Grawl guarding a chest of some sort. It's made of solid ice, and has carvings of dragons and swords on it. Wow, that chest looks cool! 'I wonder what's inside?' you think. You:
A) Wander closer to the Grawl and their treasure.
B) Think you should head back to the arguing Gods. You've always hated Grawl anyway.
C) Keep exploring the cave; it's probably just a piece of old junk.
Thanking Dwayna for her blessing, (and you new ears) you quietly sneak off. You find that you're back in the ice cave, and decide to explore. After wandering around a bit, you notice a few Grawl guarding a chest of some sort. It's made of solid ice, and has carvings of dragons and swords on it. Wow, that chest looks cool! 'I wonder what's inside?' you think. You:
A) Wander closer to the Grawl and their treasure.
B) Think you should head back to the arguing Gods. You've always hated Grawl anyway.
C) Keep exploring the cave; it's probably just a piece of old junk.
Symeon
B) You turn around to head back to the Gods. Now you're fully shapen again, it would be better be secure than to risk body parts in a fight again. When you return, you find the Gods in the middle of a battle. Lyssa is baning Balthazar, while Melandru is using a skill you do not recognise to root Dwayna into the ground and then pummel her with arrows. Grenth looks to be sitting out.
Do you:
A) Make a team with Grenth and join in the jolly bout.
B) Decide that when Gods fight they do it amongst themselves, not mortals, and walk away.
C) Shout to Dwayna 'Tag me in' and leap in to fight Melandru.
D) Do the same for any other three of the Gods.
E) Go and talk to Grenth, wondering what is wrong with him.
F) Sit down and watch, picking up the random popcorn bag on the floor.
G) Be the referee, shouting 'FOUL' very often, resulting in a health penalty to the culprit.
H) Attack Grenth.
I) Charge in and attempt to take them all on.
(well....you're spoilt for choice)
Do you:
A) Make a team with Grenth and join in the jolly bout.
B) Decide that when Gods fight they do it amongst themselves, not mortals, and walk away.
C) Shout to Dwayna 'Tag me in' and leap in to fight Melandru.
D) Do the same for any other three of the Gods.
E) Go and talk to Grenth, wondering what is wrong with him.
F) Sit down and watch, picking up the random popcorn bag on the floor.
G) Be the referee, shouting 'FOUL' very often, resulting in a health penalty to the culprit.
H) Attack Grenth.
I) Charge in and attempt to take them all on.
(well....you're spoilt for choice
)
Brother Doug
(H) (This is getting crazier and crazier, but it's pretty interesting.)
While the rest of the Gods are being attacked, you run up to Grenth. As you unsheath your weapon, the God of Death laughs at you.
"You fool..." he says. "Why do you think no one challenges Death? It's because you cannot defeat Death! Now, see what happens when a mortal interferes with Gods!"
Grenth stretches out his hands, and the ground begins to quake. The other Gods briefly stop their fighting to watch what's happening. You stare in amazement as a glowing green vortex rips a section of the ground open. It begins to suck everything movable (except the Gods) into it. Uh oh...you decide to:
A) Let yourself be sucked into the mysterious vortex. It'll lead to new adventure!
B) Rally on the other Gods to fight Grenth. Maybe the vortex thingie will stop!
C) Run away! You don't care where, just away from that vortex!
While the rest of the Gods are being attacked, you run up to Grenth. As you unsheath your weapon, the God of Death laughs at you.
"You fool..." he says. "Why do you think no one challenges Death? It's because you cannot defeat Death! Now, see what happens when a mortal interferes with Gods!"
Grenth stretches out his hands, and the ground begins to quake. The other Gods briefly stop their fighting to watch what's happening. You stare in amazement as a glowing green vortex rips a section of the ground open. It begins to suck everything movable (except the Gods) into it. Uh oh...you decide to:
A) Let yourself be sucked into the mysterious vortex. It'll lead to new adventure!
B) Rally on the other Gods to fight Grenth. Maybe the vortex thingie will stop!
C) Run away! You don't care where, just away from that vortex!
FireFrenzy
C) who was ever astupid enough to attack death anyways??
Grenth -suddenly wielding a sytche and a weaing a darkhood with 2 very BLUE eyes- calls after you "aaaaw common i havent had a propper dicussion in ages come back We'll back cookies and talk about life!!! MAN I'M SO BORED
do you A) g back and back cookies and try to figure out the meaning of death or B) keep running?
Grenth -suddenly wielding a sytche and a weaing a darkhood with 2 very BLUE eyes- calls after you "aaaaw common i havent had a propper dicussion in ages come back We'll back cookies and talk about life!!! MAN I'M SO BORED
do you A) g back and back cookies and try to figure out the meaning of death or B) keep running?
megalomaniac_mutant
gosh this thread is getting worst from post to post!
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you run for yoour life, and question your sanity. Grenth begins to throw giant cookies at you, but you manage to dodge them. When you finally are out of his range, you take a small break, and and think about what to do next
do you:
a) grab your cell phone and say "operator, i need an exit"
b) go back to grenth and apologize
c) just continue to walk
d) summon the spirit of your grandfather and ask him for help
e) just sit and wait. you are the chosen one, so something shall come up.
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you run for yoour life, and question your sanity. Grenth begins to throw giant cookies at you, but you manage to dodge them. When you finally are out of his range, you take a small break, and and think about what to do next
do you:
a) grab your cell phone and say "operator, i need an exit"
b) go back to grenth and apologize
c) just continue to walk
d) summon the spirit of your grandfather and ask him for help
e) just sit and wait. you are the chosen one, so something shall come up.
Queenie
You continue to run away, you run far into the wilderness. Suddenly you notice a camp/outpost called "Marhans Grotto", you enter Marhans Grotto to find a bunch of warriors and necromancers have a argument you:
A) Join in the argument and start calling the necromancer a noob.
B) Dance with really hot elementalist.
C) Get drunk on Dwarven Ale
D) Craft 15k armor
E) Leave the Grotto.
A) Join in the argument and start calling the necromancer a noob.
B) Dance with really hot elementalist.
C) Get drunk on Dwarven Ale
D) Craft 15k armor
E) Leave the Grotto.
Retribution X
You decide to dance with the Ele, but she tries to viciously kill you! you,
A) Kill her on the spot.
B) bring her to the mursaat outside, and let them kill her.
C) kiss her and get a date.
D) Violently use the "No Mercy" rule and break every bone in her body.
E) Scream for help
F) slap her.
A) Kill her on the spot.
B) bring her to the mursaat outside, and let them kill her.
C) kiss her and get a date.
D) Violently use the "No Mercy" rule and break every bone in her body.
E) Scream for help
F) slap her.
Symeon
You scream for help (sarcastically), and she pulls out a wand from seemingly nowhere and starts hitting you hard on the back with it. Do you:
A) Howl in pain and fall to the floor (it hurts)
B) Start dancing, ignoring the pain
C) Tell her she's a right rebel and needs to sort out her attitudes
D) Take out your weapon and mercilessly kill her
E) Turn around and kiss her
F) Wave for help from the other people in the Grotto
G) Try to run away
H) Try to enjoy it.
A) Howl in pain and fall to the floor (it hurts)
B) Start dancing, ignoring the pain
C) Tell her she's a right rebel and needs to sort out her attitudes
D) Take out your weapon and mercilessly kill her
E) Turn around and kiss her
F) Wave for help from the other people in the Grotto
G) Try to run away
H) Try to enjoy it.
megalomaniac_mutant
You kiss her softly, and she stops launching fireballs at you, and looks into your eyes, astonished. "you....you must be The One! Im ijn love with you! The oracle told me i would be in love with The One!"
you:
a) say "yeah, baby. I am the one. Wanna come drink a beer?
b) say "what are you talkin about?" punch her and leave
c) run away screaming
you:
a) say "yeah, baby. I am the one. Wanna come drink a beer?
b) say "what are you talkin about?" punch her and leave
c) run away screaming
megalomaniac_mutant
oh sorry king. Was to slow
Symeon
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Symeon
E) Turn around and kiss her
Links on there anyway.
You run away screaming. Sure, the elementalist was hot, and she called you 'The One' which sounded really cool, but she was just some random crazy Grotto dancing chick, who didn't have anything special to offer but her ele-ness. So, you ran out of the Grotto, and are confronted by a huge incarnation of the girl. She is on fire, and her skin is dark, her teeth menacing. She rises up into the air, and looks as if she is about to fall down on you.
You:
A) Attempt to dodge as she comes down.
B) Rub your hands together and prepare for the burnin'.
C) Scream and do nothing.
D) Try to run back into the Grotto.
E) Try to talk her out of it, saying she is silly.
F) Take your weapon and hold it up, ready to impale her on it when she falls.
You run away screaming. Sure, the elementalist was hot, and she called you 'The One' which sounded really cool, but she was just some random crazy Grotto dancing chick, who didn't have anything special to offer but her ele-ness. So, you ran out of the Grotto, and are confronted by a huge incarnation of the girl. She is on fire, and her skin is dark, her teeth menacing. She rises up into the air, and looks as if she is about to fall down on you.
You:
A) Attempt to dodge as she comes down.
B) Rub your hands together and prepare for the burnin'.
C) Scream and do nothing.
D) Try to run back into the Grotto.
E) Try to talk her out of it, saying she is silly.
F) Take your weapon and hold it up, ready to impale her on it when she falls.
megalomaniac_mutant
You attempt to dodge, but she simply grasps you with her huge hands, and says "you are the one! you cannot escape fate! you are bound to love me! you will marry me before the next sunrise, or you will die! If you flee, i will hunt you down, if you attempt to kill me, i wil crush you!"
You
a) scream "get away from me, you beast! i wont marry you"
b) say "sure. Tomorrow will be the day"
c) hit her over the head with a Candy cane that still was around from X-mas and run away.
You
a) scream "get away from me, you beast! i wont marry you"
b) say "sure. Tomorrow will be the day"
c) hit her over the head with a Candy cane that still was around from X-mas and run away.
Symeon
Weary and not yourself, you say 'Sure...tomorrow will be the day.'
The fiery giant woman laughs insanely and starts swirling around, and she disappears over the mountain, still laughing,
You are now left on your own, and you will be married tomorrow to an insane ele chick who calls you The One. Do you:
A) Catch a boat from Port Sledge to Lions' Arch, where you can organise the wedding.
B) Scream 'This is all a dream!' and start hitting yourself, hoping the pain will wake you up.
C) Stay where you are and wait, you can get married in the Grotto.
D) Call for the Gods to help you.
E) Go hunting.
The fiery giant woman laughs insanely and starts swirling around, and she disappears over the mountain, still laughing,
You are now left on your own, and you will be married tomorrow to an insane ele chick who calls you The One. Do you:
A) Catch a boat from Port Sledge to Lions' Arch, where you can organise the wedding.
B) Scream 'This is all a dream!' and start hitting yourself, hoping the pain will wake you up.
C) Stay where you are and wait, you can get married in the Grotto.
D) Call for the Gods to help you.
E) Go hunting.
Synapse
You call on the Gods to help you. They all laugh in your face. You contemplate your life so far....you are still young and have not yet seen all of the world or done all of the things you wish to do. Now you are going to be married.............WAIT!!!! You don't want to be married yet!!!! Especially to some insane Grotto wench.
But......maybe it won't be so bad.....you imagine coming home from a hard day's work (hacking things to small pieces is hard work) to the aroma of freshly made fire imp chilli...Mmmmmm Mmmmmm good!
You snap out of it and the more likley reality of constant nagging and a never-ending list of chores becomes evident. You are doomed to a life of domestication and drudgery. She will no doubt become cold and domineering within seconds of you saying, "I do"
Do you:
A.) Flip open your communicator and say, "Beam me up Scotty."
C.) Look for a lawyer and get an annulment of your engagement.
D.) Start eyeing the other Grotto girlz.....after all - this is your last night as a free man.
E.) Start wishing you would have taken the Red Pill.
F.) Go hunting.......after all - this is your last night as a free man.
G.) Start organizing the reception, ordering up several kegs of ale and other important details.
But......maybe it won't be so bad.....you imagine coming home from a hard day's work (hacking things to small pieces is hard work) to the aroma of freshly made fire imp chilli...Mmmmmm Mmmmmm good!
You snap out of it and the more likley reality of constant nagging and a never-ending list of chores becomes evident. You are doomed to a life of domestication and drudgery. She will no doubt become cold and domineering within seconds of you saying, "I do"
Do you:
A.) Flip open your communicator and say, "Beam me up Scotty."
C.) Look for a lawyer and get an annulment of your engagement.
D.) Start eyeing the other Grotto girlz.....after all - this is your last night as a free man.
E.) Start wishing you would have taken the Red Pill.
F.) Go hunting.......after all - this is your last night as a free man.
G.) Start organizing the reception, ordering up several kegs of ale and other important details.
Symeon
You flip open your communicator and say 'Beam me up, Scotty.'
Hang on wait...when you were in the mountains before and thought of it it wasn't in your pocket...weird...something to do with the Gods?-
But your thoughts are interrupted as you fire up into the air as fast as a cannonball just released. You soon land on a small orange chair balanced precariously on the edge of a cloud. You hear music behind you, and turn around to see the Gods playing as a band.
Do you:
A) Ask where you are
B) Ask if you have got away from that woman and the marriage
C) Say, 'Whaa?'
D) Scream
E) Ask them if anyone has a fishing rod that you can use to go fishing (fishing people on the Earth, you guess)
F) Ask them 'Doesn't this defy all scientific theories?'
G) Sit down and watch them
H) Start singing to the music and hope they like it
Hang on wait...when you were in the mountains before and thought of it it wasn't in your pocket...weird...something to do with the Gods?-
But your thoughts are interrupted as you fire up into the air as fast as a cannonball just released. You soon land on a small orange chair balanced precariously on the edge of a cloud. You hear music behind you, and turn around to see the Gods playing as a band.
Do you:
A) Ask where you are
B) Ask if you have got away from that woman and the marriage
C) Say, 'Whaa?'
D) Scream
E) Ask them if anyone has a fishing rod that you can use to go fishing (fishing people on the Earth, you guess)
F) Ask them 'Doesn't this defy all scientific theories?'
G) Sit down and watch them
H) Start singing to the music and hope they like it
Guardian of the Light
You ask if you got away from that crazy chick and the wedding but they answer no your at the wedding grounds. Then the walls shut and your trapped and you see that the cloud is really white floor tiles at LA. But you remember you still got the cell phone and you see a boat heading towards Cantha. Do you:
A) Ingnore all the excape plans and just wait for the wedding to start in the morning.
B) Ask the operater for an exit
C) Call the Wedding Crashers to stop the wedding
D) Run to the Boat and say "So long crazy grotto chick"
A) Ingnore all the excape plans and just wait for the wedding to start in the morning.
B) Ask the operater for an exit
C) Call the Wedding Crashers to stop the wedding
D) Run to the Boat and say "So long crazy grotto chick"
Symeon
You make a dash for the boat shouting 'So long crazy Grotto chick'. You un-tie the ropes from the pier and leap onto the ship. You raise the anchor. Ok, this is good, no-one can get to you now. Ummm...you could swear that you saw people on this ship...oh well. But wait...how do you sail a big ship like this single-handed?
Do you:
A) Call for the gods to come and be your crew
B) Click your fingers and hope a crew will appear
C) Jump back onto the pier and head back to the wedding, knowing there is no escape
D) Dance and hope it moves the ship
E) Attempt to sail the ship by yourself
F) Do nothing.
Do you:
A) Call for the gods to come and be your crew
B) Click your fingers and hope a crew will appear
C) Jump back onto the pier and head back to the wedding, knowing there is no escape
D) Dance and hope it moves the ship
E) Attempt to sail the ship by yourself
F) Do nothing.
Synapse
You begin dancing in hopes that it will move the ship. The ship does not move but 30 or 40 people come on board to watch you dance (you still haven't lost your talent) a few of them throw some gold at your feet. You tell them, "Thanks, but what I really need is for you to help me sail this thing."
They agree to sail the ship and make you captain if you will dance for them daily. You quickly agree and your new crew makes a speedy departure from the harbor. As you sail away you see your "bride" at the end of the pier cursing you loudly.
After several days of uneventful sailing and dancing a mate in the crows nest shouts, "Land HO!" You see an island with lush vegatation ahead.
Do you:
A.) Keep sailing.
B.) Return to Lions Arch, surely the crazy Grotto girl has left by now.
C.) Drop anchor and join a shore party to check out the island.
D.) Drop anchor and send a shore party to check out the island while you remain safely on your ship.
E.) Scuttle the ship and tell the crew, "Welcome to our new home!"
They agree to sail the ship and make you captain if you will dance for them daily. You quickly agree and your new crew makes a speedy departure from the harbor. As you sail away you see your "bride" at the end of the pier cursing you loudly.
After several days of uneventful sailing and dancing a mate in the crows nest shouts, "Land HO!" You see an island with lush vegatation ahead.
Do you:
A.) Keep sailing.
B.) Return to Lions Arch, surely the crazy Grotto girl has left by now.
C.) Drop anchor and join a shore party to check out the island.
D.) Drop anchor and send a shore party to check out the island while you remain safely on your ship.
E.) Scuttle the ship and tell the crew, "Welcome to our new home!"
ownage of teh elite
D.) Drop anchor and send a shore party to check out the island while you remain safely on your ship.
You drop anchor and send your party on shore while you wait safely on ship. Now it's time for you to make a decision that can not only change your morales but the fate of your life as well.
Will you...
A) Sail the ship by dancing on the starboard deck, and leaving the pitiful crew behind on the island. They'll be fine on their own. ( You have learned that this technique sails the ship the fastest while sailing )
B) Sit down and wait like a good boy.
You drop anchor and send your party on shore while you wait safely on ship. Now it's time for you to make a decision that can not only change your morales but the fate of your life as well.
Will you...
A) Sail the ship by dancing on the starboard deck, and leaving the pitiful crew behind on the island. They'll be fine on their own. ( You have learned that this technique sails the ship the fastest while sailing )
B) Sit down and wait like a good boy.
megalomaniac_mutant
You sit, and wait. And wait. And wait. And Wait. After several hours, one of the crew comes back, without an ear, screaming. He just says: "SKULL ISLAND! ITS SKULL ISLAND! ITS FULL OF DINOSSAURS, GIANT APES, AND CREEPY INSECTS! AND THEY GOT ANN!"
Then the man has a heart attack and just dies, leving you alone.
do you:
a) leave the ship and save the chick
b) sail away, alone, singing "sweet home lions arch"
c) leave the ship and explore the island, and try to find that giant ape
d) write a poem about seaturtles
e) sit and do nothin
Then the man has a heart attack and just dies, leving you alone.
do you:
a) leave the ship and save the chick
b) sail away, alone, singing "sweet home lions arch"
c) leave the ship and explore the island, and try to find that giant ape
d) write a poem about seaturtles
e) sit and do nothin
ownage of teh elite
You barely notice the man's screaming as you watch a seaturtle slowly swim through the ocean waters. You decide to write a poem about it and it's magnificence.
Seaturtle Seaturtle
Gleaming in the ocean sea
Seaturtle Seaturtle
Such a magnificent being
Seaturtle Seaturtle
Majestic wonder of grace
Seaturtle Seaturtle
---
You need a last line to finish the poem.
What will it be?
1) You are almost as handsome as my face
2) I can beat you in a race
3) The shark is following, take haste.
Seaturtle Seaturtle
Gleaming in the ocean sea
Seaturtle Seaturtle
Such a magnificent being
Seaturtle Seaturtle
Majestic wonder of grace
Seaturtle Seaturtle
---
You need a last line to finish the poem.
What will it be?
1) You are almost as handsome as my face
2) I can beat you in a race
3) The shark is following, take haste.
Symeon
With a spark of excitement, you write 'I can beat you in a race'. You then strip off some of your outer clothing and leap off the side of the ship, leaving your poem behind. Clunk! You land on the shell of the turtle. It moans, then starts to swim with you on its back.
Do you:
A) Scream 'YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TAKE ME HOME, TURTLE!'
B. Stand up and dance on the shell as the turtle swims.
C) Scream and jump off, trying to get back to the ship
D) Ride it in silence.
E) Attempt to strangle it (? ABUSE)
Do you:
A) Scream 'YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TAKE ME HOME, TURTLE!'
B. Stand up and dance on the shell as the turtle swims.
C) Scream and jump off, trying to get back to the ship
D) Ride it in silence.
E) Attempt to strangle it (? ABUSE)
megalomaniac_mutant
You Scream 'YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TAKE ME HOME, TURTLE!'. The turtle begins to swim away from the ship, but then you remember that you left that expensive armor on the ship, and you havent saved Ann from the giant ape yet.
do you:
a) jump from the turtle and recover your armor.
b) stay on the turtle and leave your armor
c) jump from the turtle and find the giant ape
do you:
a) jump from the turtle and recover your armor.
b) stay on the turtle and leave your armor
c) jump from the turtle and find the giant ape
Brother Doug
(A)
Whew, that was close. You wouldn't want to leave behind your armor, would you? Trying to find the turtle, you're sad to see that it's swam off farther than you can swim with all that heavy armor on...
You decide that there's only two things to do now:
A) Step off the ship and look for King Ko-I mean...the giant monster that kidnapped Ann.
B) Sail away, leaving the damsel in distress on the horrible island.
Whew, that was close. You wouldn't want to leave behind your armor, would you? Trying to find the turtle, you're sad to see that it's swam off farther than you can swim with all that heavy armor on...
You decide that there's only two things to do now:
A) Step off the ship and look for King Ko-I mean...the giant monster that kidnapped Ann.
B) Sail away, leaving the damsel in distress on the horrible island.
Synapse
One "Ann" in this story is enough. You sail away, leaving that sorry wench to fend for herself. After a few hours you start to feel guilty so you take a vote with the remaining crew on whether to go back and attmpt resue or not.
The vote goes:
A.) Return with all speed and make a daring rescue.
B.) Keep going, less people to split any future loot with now.
C.) Return to LA and turn the captain over to the grotto chick.
The vote goes:
A.) Return with all speed and make a daring rescue.
B.) Keep going, less people to split any future loot with now.
C.) Return to LA and turn the captain over to the grotto chick.
Retribution X
The crew hated Ann anyway, she was ugly and fat. so we decide that since there are fewer, more loot to us! You sail to anotherisland, where there are 15 real chic monks dancing on the beach. you,
A) Decide to beach
B) Pass on
C) Land and kill them all!
A) Decide to beach
B) Pass on
C) Land and kill them all!
Synapse
You direct the crew to beach the ship on the island. after taking everything salvageable from the ship you find that the chic monks are actually chipmonks Damn that lookout with a lisp! Now you are stranded on an island with 15 dancing chipmonks and an angry crew. Old fat Ann is looking better every minute.
Do you:
A.) Break out the rum and get wasted.
B.) Assemble any scrap wood you find into a giant SOS sign and wait till evening and light it, hoping for rescue.
C.) Whip out a map with X marking the spot of buried treasure to distract the crew while you make your getaway in the dinghy
Do you:
A.) Break out the rum and get wasted.
B.) Assemble any scrap wood you find into a giant SOS sign and wait till evening and light it, hoping for rescue.
C.) Whip out a map with X marking the spot of buried treasure to distract the crew while you make your getaway in the dinghy
megalomaniac_mutant
You Whip out a map with X marking the spot of buried treasure to distract the crew while you make your getaway in the dinghy. It works fine but you fall asleep, and the dinghy crashes against some rocks. You swim to then next island and, surprise, its the skull island (yes i really want to go there)
do you:
a) explore the island and find the fat Ann.
b) look for the giant ape
c) write a poem about ants
d) just sit and cry
e) swim to LA
(yes i really want to go there) do you:
a) explore the island and find the fat Ann.
b) look for the giant ape
c) write a poem about ants
d) just sit and cry
e) swim to LA
Synapse
You decide to explore the island and find the fat Ann. You cinch you helmet down tight to protect your ears and head inland. Soon you are deep in a rainforest-like environment, the sun is blocked out by several canopies of plant growth. The trail you have been following has all but dwindled away and you are questioning your wisdom in even venturing in here. Suddenly, you are set upon by a giant ape!!! He has come at you from behind and your way back to the shore is blocked by his bulk. The dense jungle growth prevents your passage right or left except for one small opening near a black rock. Your way forward, deeper into the jungle is also open. You notice that the giant ape has Ann in one large hand and is waving her around madly. She screams at you to help her.
Do you:
A.) Run for the opening in the jungle by the black rock.
B.) Run forward, deeper into the jungle.
C.) Distract the giant ape with a banana and try to rescue Ann.
Do you:
A.) Run for the opening in the jungle by the black rock.
B.) Run forward, deeper into the jungle.
C.) Distract the giant ape with a banana and try to rescue Ann.
dumdum
You distract the giant ape with a banana and try to rescue Ann but suddenly 3 other giant apes appear from the jungle and surround you. They appear very angry and completely ignore the banana you are holding. Do you:
A) Cast Sprint and run like hell.
B) Take out your Chaos Axe and charge towards the apes.
C) Scream for Ann to help you.
A) Cast Sprint and run like hell.
B) Take out your Chaos Axe and charge towards the apes.
C) Scream for Ann to help you.
Symeon
You take out your chaos axe and bravely charge forward. Instead of moving forward to squish/eat/rip you apart, the three apes start laughing. 'That's a bit of an attitude you've got there son,' says one. 'Maybe we need to sort you out,' says another. They all laugh and start dancing. They are smashing their hands on the ground, causing you to repeatedly fall over.
Do you:
A. Shout 'STOP! STOP! AHHHHHH!'
B. Ask them politely to stop and tell them their other ape friend has taken somoene you know and you want to get her back.
C. Tell them to stop and then try to attack them.
D. Laugh and enjoy the bouncing
E. Try to get away
F. Cry
Do you:
A. Shout 'STOP! STOP! AHHHHHH!'
B. Ask them politely to stop and tell them their other ape friend has taken somoene you know and you want to get her back.
C. Tell them to stop and then try to attack them.
D. Laugh and enjoy the bouncing
E. Try to get away
F. Cry