The big bad monsters of GW! - Poem.

The big bad monsters of Guild Wars!

I am Charr. I am scary. I am big. I am hairy.
I dont go on diets. I have a beer belly.
I will smash you then eat you.
I will cover you with gravy.
I am Charr. I am scary. I am big. I am hairy.

I am Stone Summit. I am small. I am Strong.
I could be a Ranger
Which makes me a bit of a danger!
I could be a Gnasher
I named my fiend basher!
Or just for a change I will slice ya!
I am Stone Summit. I am small. I am Strong.

I am Mursaat. I am Pretty. I like Glory. I am Horny.
Stop wearing infused armour!
It doesnt make you a better farmer!
I tried to kill King Jaris
Inside his big palace.
I am Mursaat. I am Pretty. I like Glory. I am Horny.

I am a Imp. I choose not be be 6ft tall. I like hurting people.
I can be water or fire
Can never choose which.
I think my hair is on fire!
Oh no im a dyer! (-15%!)
I am a Imp. I choose not be be 6ft tall. I like hurting people.

I am Ettin. I am tall. I am 6ft tall.
I like my hammer
Its nice and big and goes bamma!
I try to lose weight
But cant run much due to bad mana...
I am Ettin. I am tall. I am 6ft tall.

We are big. We are bad. We are mad.
and we're gunna eat ya!


A poem by: Silly Ranger!