GW Professions - Poem.

Silly Ranger

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

JanKenPo

R/Mo

Guild Wars Professions

The Warrior is noble and tough,
although he likes to aggro stuff...
He can be feeble and weak,
How does he take a leak?

The Ranger is mighty and Strong,
Though the profession is just plain wrong...
His only friend is a pet,
though he doesnt like the bill from the vet!

The Elementalist is feeble and gay,
Shame he had to dance this way...
He has alot of mana which keeps him going,
which he uses to keep Chirstmas snowing.

The Necromancer will suck your blood,
unless it tastes like mud...
Hes not a nice person he told me so,
so he will just have to go!

The Mesmer will shut you down,
But dont frown!
He likes to tap dance,
Does he come from France?

The Monk is holy and nice,
Though he comes at a big price.
Hes weak and dies,
I ask if hes a healer? He normally lies...

By Silly Ranger

Draco Hunt

Draco Hunt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Netherlands

Resistance is Painfull[RiP]

A/Me

Lmao and its al very tru
Keep them comming those poems its appreciated

Iere

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Midnights Revenge [MiRe]

Mo/Me

Mesmers don't tap dance! They Irish dance! ;_;

mikechap

mikechap

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

in bankrupcy

N/Me

exellent poem lol