I'm wielding a flute.

LifeInfusion

LifeInfusion

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

in the midline

E/Mo

Yes there should be more weapons that have NO purpose other than laughter.

Currently, flute is the only weapon/offhand/item that you can wear that has no purpose.

Savio

Savio

Teenager with attitude

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Doesn't it give +1 Energy? I mean, that counts for something, right?

Actually, you can wield the broken flute too, and it doesn't give energy, so it's even more pointless.

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

flute gives +1 energy = useless as there is no skill that onyl costs 1 energy. so its about useless. even the +3 energy items in pre are useless as the spells are only divisable by 5 with the exception of glyph of lesser energy for eles cutting the cost in half, then its rounded to 3, but still need 5 energy to cast the glyph so still kinda useless

Kakumei

Kakumei

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Grind is subjective

learn this please

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
flute gives +1 energy = useless as there is no skill that onyl costs 1 energy. so its about useless. even the +3 energy items in pre are useless as the spells are only divisable by 5 with the exception of glyph of lesser energy for eles cutting the cost in half, then its rounded to 3, but still need 5 energy to cast the glyph so still kinda useless
...glyph of lesser energy doesn't cut a cost in half, it reduces it by 15

i don't know where you got that at all

MuKen

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
flute gives +1 energy = useless as there is no skill that onyl costs 1 energy. so its about useless. even the +3 energy items in pre are useless as the spells are only divisable by 5 with the exception of glyph of lesser energy for eles cutting the cost in half, then its rounded to 3, but still need 5 energy to cast the glyph so still kinda useless
Right, so energy storage is useless too, since each point only gives you +3. It would be waaay too unreasonable to think that maybe these things add up....

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

sorry was at work and thinking of something for a project i needed to cut a load tolerance in half and got them mixed up with what i was thinking.

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MuKen
Right, so energy storage is useless too, since each point only gives you +3. It would be waaay too unreasonable to think that maybe these things add up....
wasnt talking about energy storage, was talkign about a useless offhand item. think about it, how many people actualyl equip a flute other than for the laugh factor when you can easily step outside and kill something to find a better item that will give u more energy

MuKen

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Well obviously the flute itself is a poor choice of items for off-hand, as just about any other will do everything it does and more.

I was just pointing out one of the many many flaws with your idea that +1 energy itself is not worthwhile since no skills cost 1 energy.

Eet GnomeSmasher

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2005

In my head

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
flute gives +1 energy = useless as there is no skill that onyl costs 1 energy. so its about useless. even the +3 energy items in pre are useless as the spells are only divisable by 5 with the exception of glyph of lesser energy for eles cutting the cost in half, then its rounded to 3, but still need 5 energy to cast the glyph so still kinda useless
You forgot about Expertise.

LifeInfusion

LifeInfusion

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

in the midline

E/Mo

You people missed the point of the thread. It was to discuss items that are for pure enjoyment and nothing else, not to discuss why 1 energy is important.

I don't believe there are any items other than the flute that have a unique graphic that are not for actual gameplay.

mortalis doleo

mortalis doleo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

my house

The Cutting Edge [TCE]

N/

maybe make a dark PvE place and get torches... they do 1 dmg and make the enemy go up in flames for a couple of secs... could be nice, but im tired and not thinking straight anyway, so nvm...

Vilaptca

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

I wouldn't mind seeing more things like this too. I have a flute and a broken flute in storage that I take out on adventures when I feel like having some fun.

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

how about Prince Rurkin broken fiery dragon sword! with a +1 in aggro status

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

I love it...I can see it now...

For those abusive fathers playing the game - "I'm Wielding a Leather Belt!"

For those parents of babies playing the game - "I'm Wielding a Half-Chewed Mass!"

And for "other" unmentionables - "I'm Wielding a Massive Jawbone!" or "I'm Wielding a Hardened Hump!"

Oh, the fun we could have...

LifeInfusion

LifeInfusion

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

in the midline

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetdoc
I love it...I can see it now...

For those abusive fathers playing the game - "I'm Wielding a Leather Belt!"
And for "other" unmentionables - "I'm Wielding a Massive Jawbone!" or "I'm Wielding a Hardened Hump!"
only if people have sick minds :/

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by LifeInfusion
only if people have sick minds :/
Guilty as charged...

Doooom

Doooom

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

From Light/Of Darkness

N/E

I love going to Lion's Arch Dist 1 and posting "1 Mark of Aidan 5k" in the trade forums....

Dead Lightning

Dead Lightning

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Looking For One

N/Me

Have you ever had a buyer ?

Teufel Eldritch

Teufel Eldritch

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Shadar Logoth

The Legendary Majestic 12

N/

This isn't about weapons but.... I would like to see a hud icon for getting drunk. That way a person can click on it & have it say.... "I have drunk on me!"

ManadartheHealer

ManadartheHealer

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Awaiting GW2

W/

I'm wielding a Broken Bottle!

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

I'm wielding Rurik's Severed Head! don't ask how i got it!

Odai

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

Columbus, Ohio

My most useless item-- Alesia's wand when she's tanking


Seriously - How about carrying a tankard of dwarven ale around.

Tactical-Dillusions

Tactical-Dillusions

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Grimsby, UK

R/

I played an MMORPG where people could walk around holding a flower...purely for fashion.
I was like "WTF? Why?" ...and i still am.

Each to their own i suppose, lol.
I am wielding a red iris flower!

Dentenko

Dentenko

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Mo/Me

I'm wielding a baked husk!!!
+1 Aggro
Dunno why....lol

Tactical-Dillusions

Tactical-Dillusions

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Grimsby, UK

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dentenko
I'm wielding a baked husk!!!
+1 Aggro
Dunno why....lol
Because it's baked and sounds tastier.

Ristaron

Ristaron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Canada, eh?

Legion Of Valhalla

E/

I'm weilding a Divine Rod of Rapeage and a PvE l33t ub3r g0dlee beacon of aggroing (150% larger aggro bubble vs. anything your level or above).

The Son Of Morgoth

The Son Of Morgoth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Maryland

The Servants Of Morgoth

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions
I played an MMORPG where people could walk around holding a flower...purely for fashion.
I was like "WTF? Why?" ...and i still am.

Each to their own i suppose, lol.
I am wielding a red iris flower!
Runescape right? black flower was the rarest and where do you guys get these flutes i know you can get em pre searing but what about post searing?

Havoc of PhoeniX

Havoc of PhoeniX

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

England, UK.

Don't Leave a Message After The [Beep]

R/E

Wield a flute then use the emote /flute and you actually have the instrument to play now... :O

Vilaptca

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Havoc of PhoeniX
Wield a flute then use the emote /flute and you actually have the instrument to play now... :O
I wish...I've only seen Necros be able to hold items when they do emotes, and its only /dance...