The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinger314
This guy was a jerk. He kept spamming everyone, as you may know.



And after you help him, he doesn't even say "thanks."
Yeah, like anyone would ever help that spamming nubcake with his mission. Oh wait...

Kruzing Low

Kruzing Low

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by skull
Hi,

OK. We all know RA can be the home of some complete jerks. I just met another one who thinks it is just absolutely hilarious to piss ppl off.

Idiot in this case = N/R build:

1) cast EOE
2) cast Frozen Earth
3) sacrifice and kill self with Necro skill
4) stay the rest of the game and provoke / make stupid comments to the rest of the team.

Yeah you are pretty funny you monkey.
haha, i think i saw that guy too, did his name start with a g? i know i had to leave after the team ressed him and he did it again, was just pointless to stay

Quote:
Its like some guy going up to a baby and calling it a prick for trying to learn how to talk for the first time

"da da?" "OMFG IT'S DAD NOOB (HITS BABY)"
lmao @ that

Mera Regila

Mera Regila

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

In The Deep

R/A

Dunno if this guy could be considered a jerk or not but here goes.

I was playing boon prot on a random arenas team, turns out we were really good at what we did. 5 flawlesses in a row, then we got 3 flawlesses in the next 5 matches we won. We finally got to the team arenas we run into a noob team whose sole purpose is to annoy people. They have one sin running around and ressing team members using shadow form to make sure it isnt interrupted. The rest, the builds i don't remember.

Next game in the team arenas, we ran into a team that had a rather annoying mesmer, using blackout and diversion on me whenever possable. We died since i was unable to heal most of the time. One player decided to complain.

Him: ****ing res faster! I was half dead so I couldn't res.
Me: I have a blackout mesmer on me, i cant res you with skills almost constantly disabled.
Him: (nothing) *leaves*

He left round the time we left, and he was set to offline so i was being ignored by him. Wonder why a legit player had to blow up at us for losing to an organized TA team as a Random Arenas team with no organization whatsoever.

artay

artay

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Australia

The Agony Scene

E/

Lol Does it make me a jerk going into a HA Group with only running skills and when we get to the battle, only run around and SCREAM LEERROOYY JEEENKINS. And when i die "Least i have chicken!" and "Res NE!!111". Lol I got into one group, did it, and then made a new char and did it to the same group! LOL Think B4 you accpet a person named Leeroy jenkins or Lj for eva into your group.

You people may never know the pleasures of being being a jerk. The biggest jerk i have encountered is me.

Mera Regila

Mera Regila

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

In The Deep

R/A

Well, this is a sad story of a friend transforming into a true noob and me becoming, a bit of a jerk, but at least she was the one who started it. This was a long conversation so ill give you the short and sweet version.

Me: Hello.
Her: Hi.
Me: If you could be any GW class in real life, what would you be? (just stirring up conversation, i was extremely bored)
Her: I would be a touchie.
Me: Why, thats a horrible build.
Her: Touch Rangers are a godly overpowered gay build that should be nerfed SOON.
Me: (I explain to her about snaring/kiting and how it pwnes touch rangers, and i tell her that any of my builds can pwn a touchie, i give her an example)
Her: Ever ab'd before?
Me: I ab all the time.
Her: Which side?
Me: Kurzick.
Her: NO WONDER! They're all in touchie land over there.
Me: I only recently became a kurzick, i did all my abing as a luxon, and i pwned many a touch ranger. Just because they pwn newbs doesn't mean they have to be nerfed.
Her: They pwn everyone.
Me: What did I just get through telling you about how every build i have pwns touchies?
Her: Cept you.
Earlier she had made comments and called me a newb in one of them.
Me: So, I'm a newb, and I pwn touch rangers, should tell you something.
Her: Touch Rangers are a Godly Overpowered build and need NERFED NOW!
Me: Don't complain about touch rangers, they run a crappy build that is easily killed. Go to the Guildwarsguru forums, complain there, see what you get as responses.
Her: I don't do homo forums.
Me: Which explains how you are so undereducated in how to play this game.
Her: Anyone with FoW armor has been playing a lot longer than you.
Me: Ebayer. Must be nice to use your mom's charge card to get 1 mill on GW.
Her: lol
Me: Anyone with FoW armor thats pwned by noobs is an obvious ebayer.
Her: You are a newb.
Me: 'I' am the newb. You endlessly whine for a nerf after you simply cant beat a mediochire build, and I'M a newb. You're pathetic.

I put her on ignore.

I was kinda the jerk there, but she deserved it, B*otching about touchies even tho they are easy to pwn. I tell everyone on alliance chat what happened, they got a kick out of it.

Skuld

Skuld

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Thousend Tigers Apund Ur Head [Ttgr]

A/

Decided to spam the spammers for a bit: "use the trade channel please"

Responses:

-_- childish of you

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO u idiot

sory mistake

who are you?

I am

Funny The one calling me childish promptly ignored me and carried on spamming

blood4blood

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

A warrior was begging to buy or be given a sword in pre-searing. I asked what he had to offer - he didn't have 1/2 my asking price for my sword, and I told him so. He kept spamming me with 1/2 price offers and promises to pay later then started cursing me out when I wouldn't sell to him, even after I let him know he could craft a Rinblade (almost as good as the sword I was selling) in Ascalon for less than what he was offering. Needless to say, all he got out of it was a spot on my Ignore list.

Theus

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skuld
Decided to spam the spammers for a bit: "use the trade channel please"

Responses:

-_- childish of you

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO u idiot

sory mistake

who are you?

I am

Funny The one calling me childish promptly ignored me and carried on spamming
Try using:

"WTS:How to use the Trade Channel, For dummies!"

donnie48

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2005

umm.. i think i'm tired of hearing and reading about this post on-going!! of course the world isn't perfect.. sure there are jerks, but sometimes you just have to deal with it.. sure if they leave party and leave group hanging.. that sucks but its life... but if its you that are being scammed.. well tough luck!! and next time be a better trader!!

SFEley

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Ashford Road Irregulars

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mera Regila
Well, this is a sad story of a friend transforming into a true noob and me becoming, a bit of a jerk, but at least she was the one who started it. This was a long conversation so ill give you the short and sweet version.
I think this may be overexpanding the definition of "jerk" here. Jerk implies action or the wasting of an involuntary party's time or resources. (Like the poster before you who thinks Leroy Jenkins is the high water mark of comedy.)

Simply having a conversation with your friend is not being a jerk, even if the conversation is a really stupid one.

SFEley

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Ashford Road Irregulars

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by donnie48
umm.. i think i'm tired of hearing and reading about this post on-going!!
Does it creep you out -- the way your mouse moves over the link to this thread and clicks it against your will? Do you find yourself paralyzed by unseen forces, unable to move your eyes away from the screen?

Have you considered an exorcist? Because it can't be any earthly power making you read this thread. You're clearly way too smart for that.

Maria The Princess

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

i dont know if anyone noticed but most of the posts in this thread are about RA.......

Clerihew

Clerihew

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

At the bar

Dragons of Ice and Flame [Ice]

Mo/

I just went into tombs with a MM who announced he was going afk in the middle of one of the chaos wurm parts and then got back, told us we were all RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOers because he had died in his absence and mapped out.

face/palm

Why, why, why.....................

Loki Seiguro

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

IGN: Scarlet Test Ace

We play Isketch in [HoH]

E/

ok heres one of my in RA

i decided to play a mesmer for once one of the first times for me actually (for real play not just playing around)

i go in with energy denial skills and some interupts also the imagine berden for the wars .

afetr a while into it i faought a group with 1 war and 3 monks (1 healer 1 was heal/prot and 1 smite). i target the heavy healer first to cripple them becuase the heal/prot was mostly boon skills acvtually.

i basically take out all the healers skills through rechrage time and other methods and he rage quits after i dont allow anoy of his "buds" to rez him. (also thanks to a ranger in my group who brought FS). the war starts to tank me after a while and i burden him. (he was a really good war/mo though and stayed alive and wouldnt get killed without the help of monk heals.) and this is where all the problems start...

all the ppl in this convosa. is the opposing side all my team didnt say a word in it.

War: stop burdening me noob and fight me
ME: why? its called strategy and im a mes anyway i know i wont win in a melee combat
Mo1:NOOD MESMER!!!!!!!!!

mo 2 is healing and proting in the back and i target him now

Mo2: stop man its getting annoying
Me: i will. just stop proting
Mo2: thats stupid why would i do that?
Me: ok..so why should i stop?
Mo1: (still repeating NOOB MESMER!!)
War: (leaves after a while of also spamming)

we take down the smiter after a while but the prot monk keeps on running around yellign random stuff....

later after i leave i guess one of the monks reconized me and played this little trick on me

Mo: (MY NAME) is giving away free ectos and godly weapons!! CUASE HIS QUITING GW!!!!!

i get about a million pms from noobs who still fall for tricks liek this.

so i log off and log back on delete my mes and problem solved he wasnt luckign enough to get a spot on my ignore list

Domino

Domino

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Houston

A/Rt

I have more than one I'm afraid...

I'm selling amber in HZH... 1 amber for 1k, (back when the price was up) and this guy starts spamming me, trying to trade all these crap rares for amber. We're talking rares this guy obviously chest farmed and is trying to push off on a sucker. I politely say no thanks, but he doesn't get the message, and starts saying how I'm a noob, and how his "father works for A-net" and is going to ban me... yeah, thank god for the ignore list.

Leos

Leos

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

Mo/

I just love when people call you noobs while they are actually doing a real "noobish" thing.

I've encountered a jerk myself at the Alliance battles.

I was getting hit by minions from an MM and my whole party was getting destroyed. They were with all the teams together versus only my team... Then the warrior starts screaming : HEAL ME HEAL ME HEAL ME!!! While I was having a hard time keeping myself alive... I'm selfish , sorry about that :P
We died and he said : noob monk! and he left... oh well we won at the end :P

P!zz@

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki Seiguro
Mo: (MY NAME) is giving away free ectos and godly weapons!! CUASE HIS QUITING GW!!!!!
That's a nice one, gotta do that to a guildie next time

Nivryx

Nivryx

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Kenya

Mo/

Quote:
I just went into tombs with a MM who announced he was going afk in the middle of one of the chaos wurm parts and then got back, told us we were all RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOers because he had died in his absence and mapped out.
i've heard the red engine thing before but i dont know what it means. anyone care to share?

forget if ive posted in here, but even if i have, i wouldnt have posted this because its rather recent. i was group for a mission when it was brought to our leaders attention that we needed a 2nd monk. he asks me what the shape of italy is and i replied a boot...he then kicked me. being in a bit of tired state, i was rather annoyed by this and i spammed him until he finally took someone off his ignore list to put me on. half an hour later i start getting masses of PMs. turns out the guy spammed every town with the classic 'XXX is giving away 100k to the first 5 to PM her!!' that was before i knew that i could change my status to offline or do not disturb...

P!zz@

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nivryx
i've heard the red engine thing before but i dont know what it means. anyone care to share?

forget if ive posted in here, but even if i have, i wouldnt have posted this because its rather recent. i was group for a mission when it was brought to our leaders attention that we needed a 2nd monk. he asks me what the shape of italy is and i replied a boot...he then kicked me. being in a bit of tired state, i was rather annoyed by this and i spammed him until he finally took someone off his ignore list to put me on. half an hour later i start getting masses of PMs. turns out the guy spammed every town with the classic 'XXX is giving away 100k to the first 5 to PM her!!' that was before i knew that i could change my status to offline or do not disturb...
Red Engine Go is the filter. I comes up when someone uses a bad word

Cherng Butter

Cherng Butter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Maryland

The Mirror Of Reason [SNOW]

E/Mo

Today in Random Arenas, I decided to fish out my rusty boon prot. We were on a pretty good win streak when we faced a team with a boon prot, a touch ranger, a sword warrior, and something else. The touch ranger and warrior immediately run at me, so I kite them in a circle for the whole round. After the warrior dies, he says something along the lines of "Stop running you vagina." I calmly explain to him that I was kiting to reduce damage, and he flames me, maintaining that I wasn't kiting but running, because kiting entails actually doing something (?).

Tingi

Tingi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

lol at "Stop running you vagina". hehe

Loki Seiguro

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

IGN: Scarlet Test Ace

We play Isketch in [HoH]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tan Blademaster
lol at "Stop running you vagina". hehe
lol same here....

i run a touch ranger build in both pve and pvp and some times even my team quits on me when they see a r/n....anyone know why?. kinda stupid imo

milias

milias

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Defected back to America

Me/E

I run my touch ranger only in Alliance Battles, where kiting isn't as looked down upon.

Smile Like Umean It

Smile Like Umean It

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

E/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tan Blademaster
lol at "Stop running you vagina". hehe
hahahaha, that has to be the funniest thing i've heard all day.

Commander Ryker

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by donnie48
umm.. i think i'm tired of hearing and reading about this post on-going!! of course the world isn't perfect.. sure there are jerks, but sometimes you just have to deal with it.. sure if they leave party and leave group hanging.. that sucks but its life... but if its you that are being scammed.. well tough luck!! and next time be a better trader!!
Well then, stop reading it. No one is holding a gun to your head.

lama_lord36

lama_lord36

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

belgium

Order of the Exiles [bann]

P/W

jerk story #2

I was doing Naphui Quarter after some failed atempts. I finaly found a good group (i thought so). But there was one jerk R/N (let's call him: Jerk). We were doing fine until he decides to pull 3 groups. Evryone dies exept him but Jerk forgot a rez -.- . Then he shouts at the whole group and blaming me that I can't tank good.

Me: Euuh you lured to many mobs
Jerk:WOW u're the dumbest girl i ever saw
Me: How you think i'm a girl in real life?
Jerk: I just think so.
Me:Then i just think you're a nerd! xD
Jerk: HAHAH how funny!
Jerk: I wish i was you.
Me: I don't wish i was you because of some reasons.
Jerk: SH*T THE F*CK UP
Me: What you say so. -.-
Jerk: OMG you f*cking suck LOL and this is getting so funny
Me: sence of humor : 0/10
Jerk: NOW,f*ck off.
Me: sure and have a nice day.
Jerk: Shut the f*ck up stupid noob
*ignore*

Mod edit: No names, no suggestion's of names. Just call them "jerk" please

SFEley

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Ashford Road Irregulars

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by lama_lord36
Me: Euuh you lured to many mobs
Jerk:WOW u're the dumbest girl i ever saw
Me: How you think i'm a girl in real life?
See, that right there was your mistake. If you feed the trolls, they just get bigger.

shadowfell

shadowfell

hamonite anur ruk

Join Date: Jan 2006

Echovald Forest

[PhD] Teh Academy

Me/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mera Regila

Me: Anyone with FoW armor thats pwned by noobs is an obvious ebayer.

Untrue.

Completely untrue. You can be a complete noob at PVP and wear fow armor, has nothing to do with a persons ability in PVE, which, last I checked, is where FoW came from.

megalomaniac_mutant

megalomaniac_mutant

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

End of the Universe

My guild name not know you must.

I just met a Wa/Mo who claimed to be a healing warrior....every 10 minutes or so he randomly used heal other and orison of healing.....

!!!nexus!!!

!!!nexus!!!

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2006

Minnesota

N/Me

The biggest jurk that I have ever encountered while playing guild wars we had a conversation like this:
Me: Can i buy your fellblade for 2k
Jerk: F*CK NO ITS 100K!!!!!
Me: If you let me buy 2k ill be your bestestest friend of the world!
Jerk: I hope you fall off a building you a**buttlicker
Me: Your a meeny automatically
Jerk: Your a f*ck n*****
Me: Your all the mean names!
Jerk: Your mom sucks my d*ck
Me: Can I buy your fellblade for 2k?
Jerk: NO
Me: Hmm how about 1k?
Jerk: OK
Me: Cool Thanks
Jerk: Gave me a nonmax white fellblade ):
Me: Hey! Give me my money back!
Jerk: I just got enuff to do ur mom cuz she is a 1k prostitute!
Me: Prostitute rhyms with parashute kinda!
Jerk: Your a F*ckbutt!
Me: Give me my gold back
Jerk: No
Me: I'm cooler than u u hole-butt pigeating poopybutt
Jerk: Im cooler that ur mom
Me: Are moma jokes offensive
Jerk: Yes, very
Me: Ohh they arnt to me
Jerk: Yah cuz ur g*y
Me: No, its cuz im not a moma's boy
Jerk: Ur a momys pet u f*cker
Me: You eat burritos with ur face!
Me: Cuz ur super fat like barney
Jerk: uhuh
Me: URURURURURUR A PURPLE DINOSOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jerk: Ur mom is a telitubby
Me: The only reeson why u no that is cuz u date the purple one!!!!!
Jerk: Ur an a**hole
Me: Why do you make fun of yourself like that?
Jerk: I was talking to you
Me: k...
Jerk: Im just cool
Me: Ur constipated over weighted out of style looser!!!
Jerk: Ur mom is
Jerk: I did ur mom
Me: Your kinda making fun of yourself by saying that
Jerk: Her b**** felt so nice
Me: My mom is fat like a f*ckin hippo
Jerk: *ignored me*

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

Monks..I HATE MONKS! No other class makes asses of themselves because they are needed. Jesus I was doing arborstone when This convo happend

Monk:OH EM GEE RIT IS TANKING WHAT A NOOB

(im not tanking the monsters came at me)

Me: Dude cant help it that I get attacked.

Monk:LET WHAMMO TAKE AGGRO NOOB

Me: Bro im not doing this on purpose

(I become a complete ass when im pissed)

Monk:YOU WASTING MY MANA

Me: Its energy you dumbass. Not mana

*Team gets on my side*
The entire team then spams "XXX energy is XXX of XXX"

Monk: JESUS ALL NOOBS!!!
*quits*

I then get Pm's saying about how im a noob and not needed on the team. He then ignores me. At least i didnt have to waste a spot

I really cant stand monks

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

Quote:
Originally Posted by nexus
Me: You eat burritos with ur face!
no that made my day

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Got this today, tried to explain myself as best I could, but just couldnt get through...
[IMG][/IMG]

Phenixfire

Phenixfire

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Malice Dedication Ambition [MAD]

Mo/

was idling in droknars with my female monk a bit, trying to buy some stuff i maybe need ^^

{Jerk} I want you to join my guild xxxxxxxxx
{Me} Great you want me to join, but i wont
{Jerk} Is it because you touch yourself at night
{Jerk} and your keyboard is too sticky to accept ?
{Me} Is it because you are getting ignored ?

put him on ignore list, well, didnt keep him from doing the /shoo command in fron of me all the time ^^

Tingi

Tingi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

LOL at above post. That's a funny one ^^

Fungus Amongus

Fungus Amongus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare] | [Rare] Alliance

Quote:
Originally Posted by Theus
Try using:

"WTS:How to use the Trade Channel, For dummies!"
Or:

W T S trade channel - like new, hardly used.

Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Ok, this is just f*cked up, I'm in grotto suggesting to a guy to dye his armor "hawt pink" And i get this PM out of the blue from this uber nub saying:

[Jerk] wtf? hawt lmao try sounding any gayer and you'll end up with a loose a**hole.

I'm so glad we have those mental disorder clinics or whatever they're called, because this retard belongs in one.

Theus

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Christie
Ok, this is just f*cked up, I'm in grotto suggesting to a guy to dye his armor "hawt pink" And i get this PM out of the blue from this uber nub saying:

[Jerk] wtf? hawt lmao try sounding any gayer and you'll end up with a loose a**hole.

I'm so glad we have those mental disorder clinics or whatever they're called, because this retard belongs in one.
Funny.Considering my Warrior has 15k Pink Gladiator,My mesmer has 1.5k Violet colored Kurzick and my Ranger has light purple Canthan armor.It's hilarious the number of PM's I get being called "gay".

Mera Regila

Mera Regila

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

In The Deep

R/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowfell
Untrue.

Completely untrue. You can be a complete noob at PVP and wear fow armor, has nothing to do with a persons ability in PVE, which, last I checked, is where FoW came from.
If you can't kill the most basic build in pvp, you can't handle that kind of serious PvE. I believe that someone's aptitude in PvP DOES have a bearing on their skill in PvE, being able to use skill combos and the like on your character for PvE like that is almost the same as PvP. PvP is only slightly harder in the minor ranks we are talking about here.

SLIGHTLY smarter foes (most touch rangers aint playin with a full deck of cards if you know what i mean) Better builds. Some people there can't compare with monsters in PvE and their skill combos, even if they are incredably basic.

Some people just believe different things than others, you apparently believe someone can be a complete and total noob in PvP yet be the best in PvE. I don't believe that in the silghtest. If you can use skill combos in PvE you should be able to in PvP. Strategy is basically the same, kill or be killed.

Tark Alkerk

Tark Alkerk

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

In a Black Hole

less

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Christie
Ok, this is just f*cked up, I'm in grotto suggesting to a guy to dye his armor "hawt pink" And i get this PM out of the blue from this uber nub saying:

[Jerk] wtf? hawt lmao try sounding any gayer and you'll end up with a loose a**hole.

I'm so glad we have those mental disorder clinics or whatever they're called, because this retard belongs in one.
as being someone who plays for kurzicks most of the time, being called gay is quite common, i have to laugh everytime when they put down the fact that there losing to you or your side being gay.