I am opening this up to people who have experienced something that made them physically and audibly laugh out loud while playing Guild Wars, with which your roommate begins to think you are crazy!
My story::
i got scammed for 200g today...LMAO ROFL LOL!!
How pitiful is that? Some runner was gonna do a run from augury to seekers passage, i was paying half before and half after. As soon as i paid the first half, he logged off. BUHAHAHAHAHHA. WTF would posses a guy to scam a person of 200g in this game? a 12 yr old adolescent who cant quite whipe his own @$$ yet?
i seriously sat there laughing for like 15 minutes straight!! i didnt even bother taking screen shots to report this silliness, why bother? PFftt... man im still laughing... lol my laziness cost me 200g, i redid my skills and just ran meself over there.
*Wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
this Story i had just typed out in another thread, and was thinking how hard i laughed so i also wanna here yall stories!...
Your Funniest GW Stories EVAR!!
Batou of Nine
Zonzai
Was doing the Killroy quest one time and he went off running, shouting his name. And all of the sudden the other warrior that was with me shouted her name "HHHHHEEEEERRRRRRRR NNNAAAAMMMMEEEE" like that (I forget her name) and went running off after him. I nearly launched soda out of my nose all over keyboard.
The undead Mesmer
whell where to start 
I whas doing a mission (divinity coast) with some guildies yust for fun, but when whe entered the swamp everything started to go crappy etc much lag and such when everything whas normal again non of the undead attacked us.
^---- thats not the funny part yet whell whe thought what shall whe do with the undead? dont kill em somebody said i have an idea whell what happened after that whas yust sick ^^
Whe are the Knights of NI why are you trying to go through these swamps?
Whell you know what i mean ^^
Whe replayed the whole holy grail story in that swamp with the undead and such but after 20 minutes everything when laggy again and after that the undead killed us >.<.
But i laughed for 2 hour straight.
I whas doing a mission (divinity coast) with some guildies yust for fun, but when whe entered the swamp everything started to go crappy etc much lag and such when everything whas normal again non of the undead attacked us.
^---- thats not the funny part yet whell whe thought what shall whe do with the undead? dont kill em somebody said i have an idea whell what happened after that whas yust sick ^^
Whe are the Knights of NI why are you trying to go through these swamps?
Whell you know what i mean ^^
Whe replayed the whole holy grail story in that swamp with the undead and such but after 20 minutes everything when laggy again and after that the undead killed us >.<.
But i laughed for 2 hour straight.
Tactical-Dillusions
A tank in comp arena decided to chase our last surviving player but he fell foul to my barbed trap.
I watched in hysterics as he slowly bled to death, upon the realisation that he never had any healing skills at all.
"Damn traps" soon appeared in the chat channel.
In another instance, my team was doing really badly against the enemy, so i crept away to the bridge and hastily stacked some traps.
My teammates succombed (sp) and the last two enemies, a mesmer and an elementalist gave chase.
I just stood and watched them gloriously get knocked down, conditioned and degened to death almost in an instant because they both crossed the bridge at the same time. Rofl.
VICTORY!
I watched in hysterics as he slowly bled to death, upon the realisation that he never had any healing skills at all.
"Damn traps" soon appeared in the chat channel.
In another instance, my team was doing really badly against the enemy, so i crept away to the bridge and hastily stacked some traps.
My teammates succombed (sp) and the last two enemies, a mesmer and an elementalist gave chase.
I just stood and watched them gloriously get knocked down, conditioned and degened to death almost in an instant because they both crossed the bridge at the same time. Rofl.
VICTORY!
Sofonisba
My husband (playing his ranger) and I (can't remember who I was) were doing Riverside with some guildies. Y'know how you can hit the guys at the top of the watchtowers with melee? Well, his bright idea was to set a trap at the door. He sets his trap and promptly TELEPORTS to the top of the tower and is stuck there!
Luckily he just watched over my shoulder to make sure I didn't get lost, our team finished the bonus, then he finally returned to the group after cutscene. He was very frustrated at the time but now it's a funny story.
Luckily he just watched over my shoulder to make sure I didn't get lost, our team finished the bonus, then he finally returned to the group after cutscene. He was very frustrated at the time but now it's a funny story.
Elistan Theocrat
Funniest thing i've seen today.
I joined a randomly assigned group in Comp arena and we went on to win 28 straight matches with an extrodinarily quirky group. We had a Healer most talented, a Beastmaster with a rabid pet, a Necro who was doing something impressive even if i coudlnt figure out exactly what it was, and Me. Mo/Me 16smite/15 heal. (trying something i'd not tried before)
but thats not the funny bit.
The funny bit was when we got bumped up to fighting non-random teams we ran across 4 IW mesmers and it was a VERY short fight, they ran straight for me and were not disuaded by SOJ (or they wernt smart enough to see it being cast) or B's Aura on top of that, the healer kept me alive and i tossed in a small self heal and they proceeded to splatter themselves on me while the necro and ranger assisted greatly with thier demise. like a 30 second win. So fast we were actually suprised, like, "what? its over?"
I joined a randomly assigned group in Comp arena and we went on to win 28 straight matches with an extrodinarily quirky group. We had a Healer most talented, a Beastmaster with a rabid pet, a Necro who was doing something impressive even if i coudlnt figure out exactly what it was, and Me. Mo/Me 16smite/15 heal. (trying something i'd not tried before)
but thats not the funny bit.
The funny bit was when we got bumped up to fighting non-random teams we ran across 4 IW mesmers and it was a VERY short fight, they ran straight for me and were not disuaded by SOJ (or they wernt smart enough to see it being cast) or B's Aura on top of that, the healer kept me alive and i tossed in a small self heal and they proceeded to splatter themselves on me while the necro and ranger assisted greatly with thier demise. like a 30 second win. So fast we were actually suprised, like, "what? its over?"
Del12
Playing team arenas as my ranger, with another friend as his ranger, and 2 others, we were on a roll winning several in a row. One team, we killed all of them, they rezzed well, and I think we killed them all twice. Well, shortly after the victory, a member of the losing team types in frustration, and I quote...
"I HATE THOSE &##!@# RANGERS WITH THEIR PASSION OF PURPLE!!"
Now I have no clue what that means but I find it funny he felt so strongly about it.
"I HATE THOSE &##!@# RANGERS WITH THEIR PASSION OF PURPLE!!"
Now I have no clue what that means but I find it funny he felt so strongly about it.
Sofonisba
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Originally Posted by Del
Playing team arenas as my ranger, with another friend as his ranger, and 2 others, we were on a roll winning several in a row. One team, we killed all of them, they rezzed well, and I think we killed them all twice. Well, shortly after the victory, a member of the losing team types in frustration, and I quote...
"I HATE THOSE &##!@# RANGERS WITH THEIR PASSION OF PURPLE!!" Now I have no clue what that means but I find it funny he felt so strongly about it. |
I have two guesses as to the meaning of that one:
a) They meant they hate you because you always target and decimate the mesmer;
b) They needed a new euphemism for “You’re gay” and figured that was close enough but not bad enough to get banned (I hate it when people say “gay” as an insult but that is beside the point).
mm00re
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Originally Posted by Sofonisba
My husband (playing his ranger) and I (can't remember who I was) were doing Riverside with some guildies. Y'know how you can hit the guys at the top of the watchtowers with melee? Well, his bright idea was to set a trap at the door. He sets his trap and promptly TELEPORTS to the top of the tower and is stuck there!
Luckily he just watched over my shoulder to make sure I didn't get lost, our team finished the bonus, then he finally returned to the group after cutscene. He was very frustrated at the time but now it's a funny story. |
Bu7ch
The funniest event I've been apart of was like my second day of playing when the game came out. My group was doing one of the earlier missions with the Charr - the one in which you need to use the catapult to destroy the groupings of Charr. One player had already done this part and asked that everyone watch him work the catapult so they could learn how. Well we did and he killed the first group. He then tells us to sit still because more Charr are coming. Two of our players (not me) run down their to collect items as the catapult is used to destroy the second grouping of Charr...it hit our two players as well and they were blown into the air. I laughed out loud for at least 15 minutes.
kawaii_bat
Infusions run
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The whole party runs for infusion (we all agreed on this)
As we are running we are tailed by like 10+ trolls.
We soon run across a bridge and 2-4 members just:
*poof*
We appear inside/under/all over? it. (A bug)
someone was stepping on my head and another one was floating in mid air.
Cries of dismay ranging: OMG! wtf!!! this is so gay. Could be heard by many.
*poof*
10+ trolls appear inside/under/allo over the bridge also.
Minooshka Katnikov (me): H*ly Sh*t!!!!!!!!
Now you can imagine how wierd and distrubing a battle inside/under a glitched bridge might be!!!!
But the trolls where doing a much better job than us (being computer controled)
The rest of the party came to our rescu but we all died in a horrible mess of up/down and all around corpses intermeshing each other in random bugggy fashion.
I laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Everyone else agreed that this was the craziest F*ckin funny thing that ever happened to them.
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The whole party runs for infusion (we all agreed on this)
As we are running we are tailed by like 10+ trolls.
We soon run across a bridge and 2-4 members just:
*poof*
We appear inside/under/all over? it. (A bug)someone was stepping on my head and another one was floating in mid air.
Cries of dismay ranging: OMG! wtf!!! this is so gay. Could be heard by many.
*poof*
10+ trolls appear inside/under/allo over the bridge also.Minooshka Katnikov (me): H*ly Sh*t!!!!!!!!
Now you can imagine how wierd and distrubing a battle inside/under a glitched bridge might be!!!!
But the trolls where doing a much better job than us (being computer controled)
The rest of the party came to our rescu but we all died in a horrible mess of up/down and all around corpses intermeshing each other in random bugggy fashion.
I laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Everyone else agreed that this was the craziest F*ckin funny thing that ever happened to them.
lanfear
i'd have to say the funniest thing that ver happened to me was this
I was doing GvG with my guild, which is pretty good, and we faced this rank 5000 or something team. They *no nice way to say this* sucked. using an ele, i managed to kill their monk 4 times without taking more than 1/2 damage at a time. i think by this time they all had 60% DP. well, that was when the trouble started. our monk lagged out, and our tank had to leave for reasons she never shared with us the other team managed to take out 3 of us using the catapult (stupid mistake on our part) and came back to win the match. i laughed for about an hour after that happened 
I was doing GvG with my guild, which is pretty good, and we faced this rank 5000 or something team. They *no nice way to say this* sucked. using an ele, i managed to kill their monk 4 times without taking more than 1/2 damage at a time. i think by this time they all had 60% DP. well, that was when the trouble started. our monk lagged out, and our tank had to leave for reasons she never shared with us
the other team managed to take out 3 of us using the catapult (stupid mistake on our part) and came back to win the match. i laughed for about an hour after that happened
Savio
Some guy thought I was promising "free gold items" for checking out http://www.guildwiki.org/. All I said was it's for finding out about green items. He said I'd get banned...? I dunno, that was pretty funny.
Ollj
Last time on a tombs altar map I fought an IWAY team and the fight was over 1 minute after it started.
Actually its always like that.
A running gag.
Actually its always like that.
A running gag.
Caros
I was playing with a team in the tombs and one of our own team members said to press alt f4 if you hate noobs. One of our monks promptly dropped out. We lost but it was very funny.
mortalis doleo
thats nothing!
i was in tombs and a person said that, and only him and I were left in the team
we lost...
i was in tombs and a person said that, and only him and I were left in the team
we lost...
TGgold
This almost always happens in random pvp at LA, and I almost always laugh out loud. Warrior decides to rush us, leaves his team a bit behind. Warrior is dead before his team gets there.
Maybe it's just me...but it seems to happen a lot :P
Maybe it's just me...but it seems to happen a lot :P
Zonzai
Once watched a ranger and 3 monks kill 8 spiders in FoW after the rest of the team died. Took them about 30 minutes of running around like greased pigs. I laughed my ass off the whole time.
Nightwish
Well, this is kinda amusing...
There are occasionally players in random arenas that use names that make fun of you when you call them as targets :P
My teamate: I'm attacking My <insert your family member here>! ftw
They wont know if you really call target but they probably have an idea
There are occasionally players in random arenas that use names that make fun of you when you call them as targets :P
My teamate: I'm attacking My <insert your family member here>! ftw
They wont know if you really call target but they probably have an idea
Mavrik
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Originally Posted by kawaii_bat
Infusions run
----------------------------------------- The whole party runs for infusion (we all agreed on this) As we are running we are tailed by like 10+ trolls. We soon run across a bridge and 2-4 members just: *poof* We appear inside/under/all over? it. (A bug)someone was stepping on my head and another one was floating in mid air. Cries of dismay ranging: OMG! wtf!!! this is so gay. Could be heard by many. *poof* 10+ trolls appear inside/under/allo over the bridge also.Minooshka Katnikov (me): H*ly Sh*t!!!!!!!! Now you can imagine how wierd and distrubing a battle inside/under a glitched bridge might be!!!! But the trolls where doing a much better job than us (being computer controled) The rest of the party came to our rescu but we all died in a horrible mess of up/down and all around corpses intermeshing each other in random bugggy fashion. I laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Everyone else agreed that this was the craziest F*ckin funny thing that ever happened to them. |
happens to me all the time through there.. I think its if you get hit by the catapult, it "knocks" you through the bridge. Now that happened to me in Ice Caves of Sorrow but without the catapult.
I was doing the mission a second time to help some friends through and we were at the point where you rescue (won't say to many spoilers) the women from the mursaat. Well I'm leading the group in a charge towards the White Mantle and I "appear" under the bridge with no way up. Of course the rest of them are like "OMG where did you go?" and all that while I'm all "OMG I'm stuck and the Mursaat are coming closer!!!!!"
next thing I know I "pop" back up on the bridge with the Mursaat almost at my agro bubble so I run like hell the other way right into the midst of the mantle and agro'd them instead. We all survived but that was a close one.
smurfhunter
funny story - we get into the hoh. its a standard 3 way with iQ sitting on the top. usual "we ownxor" coming form the holders, usual flaming from all. everyone blew up in the last 1 minute (eoe), causing a really akward silence from everyone but the people who did it (us)
GG
GG
COunt it If it GoEs
Well i thought this was pretty funny
I had my own guild and we usually were awesome at pvp and such, but anyways we were on the vent server. and if any of u guys use vent im sure u hear that annoying robot guys voice that is sorta kool but annoying and such.
So me and my friends started making really long log in name and the robot guy said them funny as hell
we were laughing our asses off after spending half an hour doing that
i was basically crying.
if u have it, u shud try it
put slashes and underscores because he says them to, hes like w w w w w underscore w w w w w flingjajaja, or w.e
its hilarious
I had my own guild and we usually were awesome at pvp and such, but anyways we were on the vent server. and if any of u guys use vent im sure u hear that annoying robot guys voice that is sorta kool but annoying and such.
So me and my friends started making really long log in name and the robot guy said them funny as hell
we were laughing our asses off after spending half an hour doing that
i was basically crying.
if u have it, u shud try it
put slashes and underscores because he says them to, hes like w w w w w underscore w w w w w flingjajaja, or w.e
its hilarious
dont feel no pain
hehe glitches usualy mean funny
i was in hoh and we were on the battle after the ghosts and i was a earth ele some crazy glich happened and i was stuck lying down but the funny thing was i could glide around the entire are twice as fast as running LOL it's was so funny i was the last one there and the oppenents was a iway team and they couldn' t catch me HEHE and all i kept saying is surfs up iway lol thats had to be the funniest glitch going.
i was in hoh and we were on the battle after the ghosts and i was a earth ele some crazy glich happened and i was stuck lying down but the funny thing was i could glide around the entire are twice as fast as running LOL it's was so funny i was the last one there and the oppenents was a iway team and they couldn' t catch me HEHE and all i kept saying is surfs up iway lol thats had to be the funniest glitch going.
[email protected]
I was in the Lvl 20 random arenas and a Lvl 1 N/Mo joined (Yes, lvl 1). She had no armor on. When the gate opened this naked lvl 1 necro charged the other team and a Ranger killed her with a single hunters shot...I laughed out loud painfully...the noise she made dying was hilarious "uhhhhhhhhh"
Ruoenkruez Tudor
i went to do hoh and all of a sudden a i face a minion master group. i was trapper group.we were all mad beacuse they wouldn't come so we just charged in to em.we died in 15 seconds.
ROFLMAO LOL LOL LOL
DDF-i was doing it and all of a sudden someone ran there ass all the way to the head titan and pwned him and it was like3 minutes and then he said lol fU*kn noobs u suck then he tried to run back to us and died instantly and we were all like whos the noob now?
trying a run to droks-ok i tried it and i literally died i laughed so hard because it was a pwning from "1" pinesoul
in hoh-we got pwned so i put in "all" chat"f*ck u guys u effin beat us in under a minute " so then someone in my team goes WHAT?WE DID HELLA GOOD.OMG>SCREW U EFFER
and im like its to the other team>?>?> and he goes "o"
o and i was gonna get a run to LA from someone for 50g and he took everyone's money and left..LOL
in Ring Of Fire mision BRechnar goes running off so
me and my group are following him and shouting what he said then he goes running some othre direction to all these mursaat and wee're like uh-oh..
ROFLMAO LOL LOL LOL
DDF-i was doing it and all of a sudden someone ran there ass all the way to the head titan and pwned him and it was like3 minutes and then he said lol fU*kn noobs u suck then he tried to run back to us and died instantly and we were all like whos the noob now?
trying a run to droks-ok i tried it and i literally died i laughed so hard because it was a pwning from "1" pinesoul
in hoh-we got pwned so i put in "all" chat"f*ck u guys u effin beat us in under a minute " so then someone in my team goes WHAT?WE DID HELLA GOOD.OMG>SCREW U EFFER
and im like its to the other team>?>?> and he goes "o"
o and i was gonna get a run to LA from someone for 50g and he took everyone's money and left..LOL
in Ring Of Fire mision BRechnar goes running off so
me and my group are following him and shouting what he said then he goes running some othre direction to all these mursaat and wee're like uh-oh..
a_scrawny_gnoll01
There was this one time when some friends and I were on TS, fighting in Perdition Rock for skill caps. The giant worm thing came up, and killed our monk in one hit, somehow, and proceeded to knock the rest of us down and agro more mesmers on us.
We ended up dieing, with only 2 mercenaries left.
...the mercenaries were running circles at the zone in, for no reason at all. I kid you not...
Quite possibly the funniest and stupidest thing I've seen on GW to date, and thrown in with 6 people on TS...it was golden.
We ended up dieing, with only 2 mercenaries left.
...the mercenaries were running circles at the zone in, for no reason at all. I kid you not...
Quite possibly the funniest and stupidest thing I've seen on GW to date, and thrown in with 6 people on TS...it was golden.
Lampshade
I suggest going to Page 7 of the Jerks in GW thread and read sister rosannes post, I'll quote it in a minute
A NERD1989
ok heres mine
Well im a Guild leader of a good guild and i invited some one and they was alright but then they whisper everyone else who was noobs and organised a gvg then they Whisper a officer and the officer got paid 5k and made the other guy officer. then the guy went back in with 2 other people and did 3 gvgs and lost them all and by the time i realised what happened everyone was swearing at him and all then they told me to kick him. so i kicked him and he was still talking in guild chat so i look in the guild board and he was leader so i must have clicked on Make Leader. then he realised he was leader and everyone was telling him to give it back and he did. but our guild is lucky he didnt kick us all or hold us for ransom :P
Well im a Guild leader of a good guild and i invited some one and they was alright but then they whisper everyone else who was noobs and organised a gvg then they Whisper a officer and the officer got paid 5k and made the other guy officer. then the guy went back in with 2 other people and did 3 gvgs and lost them all and by the time i realised what happened everyone was swearing at him and all then they told me to kick him. so i kicked him and he was still talking in guild chat so i look in the guild board and he was leader so i must have clicked on Make Leader. then he realised he was leader and everyone was telling him to give it back and he did. but our guild is lucky he didnt kick us all or hold us for ransom :P
Lampshade
Tomorrow I'm going on my monk and Im heal Brecnar.