Okay, I know GWG pays for itself by advertisements but...

Asplode

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago, IL

Rebel Rising [rawr]

01 Nov 2005 at 08:04 - 1

...Yeah. Scraping the bottom of the barrel for sponsors?!

I swear to god I've done nothing to this picture other than crop it

Omnidragon42

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Pantheon of Shadows [dei]

W/A

01 Nov 2005 at 08:09 - 2

Dear God...

Savio

Teenager with attitude

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

01 Nov 2005 at 08:41 - 3

I'll bet kzap will love seeing this

kzap

Site Contributor

Join Date: Dec 2004

R/Mo

01 Nov 2005 at 08:48 - 4

even old people play mmorpgs

unienaule

I dunt even get "Retired"

Join Date: Aug 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

01 Nov 2005 at 08:51 - 5

But, that's like, porn, man, but, old, people, and, making, me, use, commas, all, over, the place, cause my, brain, is, fried, and, thinking, slow. O..... M...... G..... That's, but, kids use this forum!

Accurax

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

Ownington / OmgwtfpwnedsVille

Mo/Me

01 Nov 2005 at 08:54 - 6

Wahey i just joined......

Got myself a 95 year old wheel chair bound midget from south Guatamala

Wooo hoo

Shadowdaemon

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

Anderson IN USA

Ecks Di [xD]

W/N

01 Nov 2005 at 10:32 - 7

thats just nasty.....

MJ12trooper

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

farming somewhere

E/Mo

01 Nov 2005 at 10:57 - 8

its better than the ipod one that every once in ahwile takes ur cpu usage to 100% and u have to close the page and it closes all other gwg pages

then it goes back to normal

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

01 Nov 2005 at 12:06 - 9

Not as old as those people, but I have grandchildren older than quite a few GW players ........ and still sizzle

Old Dood

Middle-Age-Man

Join Date: May 2005

Lansing, Mi

W/Mo

01 Nov 2005 at 12:23 - 10

Well I am old enough to receive AARP letters now.....But I am not that OLD LOOKING.

I am surprised Guru doesn't have a Adult Diaper ad....you figure people of all ages could use those and keep on playing Guild Wars.

MCS

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

01 Nov 2005 at 13:25 - 11

Sexy.

Sister Rosette

Lady Fie

Join Date: Aug 2005

Sapporo

Tha Skulls [Ts]

D/W

01 Nov 2005 at 13:29 - 12

I'm using a Sundering Viagra of Fortitude!

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

01 Nov 2005 at 14:17 - 13

ROFL XD

Help i cant stop laughing!

AlphaSt0rm

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

California

Prepare Yourselves [YEAH]

W/R

01 Nov 2005 at 15:32 - 14

LOL. Funny. GWG has to have adds lol, and they have to take every oppurtunity to stay up. I <3 GWG so I'm fine with it. (I also have FF with AdBlock so I can't see any of the ads lol) =P

Aria

Sig Fairy

Join Date: Feb 2005

Once upon a time..

01 Nov 2005 at 17:29 - 15

Sooo.. who wants to make a really big donation?

the drizzle

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

E/N

01 Nov 2005 at 18:13 - 16

Just curious. Does anyone from guru actually make money from ads, or do they just help pay for the site? Does everything sort of balance out?

Shanksie

Toilet Master

Join Date: Sep 2005

England

N/R

01 Nov 2005 at 20:17 - 17

bah!

for some reason (thankfully) something on my pc is blocking these ads - god how i hate you Norton

*disables Norton so i can join in the fun*

and LOL Sister Rosette - that has conjured up images i could really have lived without :X

The Son Of Morgoth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Maryland

The Servants Of Morgoth

01 Nov 2005 at 23:29 - 18

Omg how is that offensive ( yea right thats just six im going to have nightmares of my grandparents now)

dont u kno that when u kill the Mad King you get a Insightful Viagra Pill of Sexyness?

its stats are :

damage received -50 (chance 110%)
armor penetration 100%(chance 99.9%)
extreme sexyness (chance 1%)

Loviatar

Underworld Spelunker

Join Date: Feb 2005

01 Nov 2005 at 23:35 - 19

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Son Of Morgoth

its stats are :

damage received -50 (chance 110%)
armor penetration 100%(chance 99.9%)
extreme sexyness (chance 1%)

does that armor penetration take into account *chainmail pants with a missing link*

EDIT for lyrics

Quote:

Long ago in days of old
There lived a knight who
Wasn't quite as bold
As a knight should be

He rode an old grey mare called Bess
Searchin' for a damsel in distress
Just to see if he
Could set her free

See the knight in rusty armour ride
To her aid
Trusty sword is hanging at his side
With a rusty blade

Up the tower steps he sneaked
But as he moved
His rusty armour squeaked
Such a mournful note

And all the sentries at their posts
Thought it must have been the castle ghost
They jumped for their lives
In the moat

So the knight in rusty armour won
His fair maid
Had no need to draw his trusty sword
With a rusty blade

As he bent to kiss his bride
He found that he was
Rusted up inside
In his battle dress
And I can't guess

How they still got married
And had twins
They came in tins
Every suit of armour ever made
Has a kink
Chain mail pants with a missing link