For Chrissmas, I wanna new playable realm called Christmasland with ride-able reindeer and magic juju-berries we can sell for a bazillion K. And- and- maybe a Chimney Climb skill which allows us to walk through solid objects. And- and- world peace or at least a couple days where we all have favor (why can't we all just get along anyway?), and where boss monsters roll over and play dead and always drop greens.
I've been a good girl all year, except for that time I dipped my brother's pigtail in the peanut butter. Oh, and the cat's fur has mostly grown back by now.
Sincerely,
Lil' Mercy, who at least doesn't expect the moon after the last special event.
