Pease Read About Happy Hour

Hi My Name Is Samir And My Game Tag Is "Pharaoh Samier" And I Am The Leader Of The Guild Egyptain Pharaohs (ep). Everyday We Host A Game Show In Lions Arch District At Around 11pm Est To 1am Est. What I The Host And My Fellow Guildies Do Are Give Away Free Rare Items, Mostly Gold. We Are Running Short On Finding Them And Want The Game Show To Continue, Everyone Loves It That Plays And Anyone That Has Not Played I Am Sure Would Love It. We Give Away Free Fiery Dragon Swords To Free Sigils. Thing Is Like I Said We Are Running Out And We Do This For Others And For Nothing. What I Want To Know Is People Who Play Or Wanna Play, Try To Email The Makers Of Guild Wars To Help Me Let Them Know What I Do, I Am Looking For Them To Help Give Me Items To Give Away, Yes People Can Earn Them, Yes They Should Go Find Them, But I Am Not About What People Should Do But What People Wanna Do Or Can Do, And That Is Win Them. This Doesnt Lose From Them Game At All, Most People Love Playing The Game Even More After Playing In Happy Hour. We Are Getting Known And What Everyone To Join In. Like I Said I Have Sent Them An Email, I Just Would Like Everyone To Help Me. Feel Free To Write An Email To Me Because I Might Not Check Here Often, Not That I Dont Like The Site Or Anything Its Just I Dont Use The Internet Much Unless Its Gaming. Please Again Help Ep Out With This Great And Fun Game. Join Us Everyday At Around 11pm Est , Winning Isnt The Best Part Making The Friends Are.

Thank You
Pharaoh Samier
Egyptain Pharaohs (EP)
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I have a migrain from reading this.

ugh...

I won't even read this and I doubt anyone will.
I know Egyptains [sic] write downwards, but is it that hard to write without capitalizing every first letter?

Paragraphs! Paragraphs!

I'll be back when my eyes stop bleeding.

You just made my whole body hurt from trying to read what you wrote.

Oh yeah, USE THIS: