Ever seen one of these?

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me


wolver1ne

wolver1ne

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

W/N

Would have been funny if it actually looked like an ingame item.

I wonder what ingame font Anet uses.

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by wolver1ne
Would have been funny if it actually looked like an ingame item. Perhaps, but spending more than 2 minutes to make it look more convincing would have been rather pathetic.

Stormbringer

Stormbringer

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

W/Rt

The idea is great nonetheless. good job

DeanBB

DeanBB

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Arizona

Wizardry Players Guild, http://4guildwars.7.forumer.com

lol, I already have one for my ranger, just looking for the +15 energy holster now.

Eugaet

Eugaet

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

US

Righteous Apathy [RA]

You forgot to mention anything about the 3-day waiting period for the background check...

Lasareth

Lasareth

Aquarius

Join Date: Jun 2005

Somewhere between Boardwalk and Park Place

Where's the Politician Whining + 20% mod?

Defendpeace Necros

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Three Fame [Run]

W/

you could just write dmg + 30% allways for that second mod, it wouldn't make any difference.

Selus of Amoe

Selus of Amoe

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

N/A

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Defendpeace Necros
you could just write dmg + 30% allways for that second mod, it wouldn't make any difference. Nice...

So, how much do these go for? Been looking for some decent weapons for my ranger. Is there an eyesight mod that increases speed and critical hits?

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

Seen it, but traded for this:

Demonstar

Demonstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shusky
Seen it, but traded for this:

BUT I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT FOR 300k!!

derrtyboy69

derrtyboy69

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Clouds

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Mo/Me

Tengus with pencils are totally screwed, friggin hilarious

The Son Of Morgoth

The Son Of Morgoth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Maryland

The Servants Of Morgoth

N/

LOL well i gotta grim cesta of -10 photoshop skills and +10 paint skills BEAT THAT lol!

FireFenix9929

FireFenix9929

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

No Guild

E/Me

lol looks totally fake but it made me laugh

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

hahahahha...and so the photoshopped weapons war begins....

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

I found it!



M1h4iL

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Perth, Australia

Rofl funny stuff, nice dmg modifiers

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

I hate it when I'm just wandering around and suddenly like an army of tomatoes jumps at me and attacks. I'll be interested in buying it as soon as I see 0.95 gold drop

Or I'll see if I have more stuff to trade. Let me check

Swampgirl Inez

Swampgirl Inez

"I love reading trash!"

Join Date: May 2005

Home Again

Oh great. Now I have "Puberty Love" stuck in my head.

natemast

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Big Hedz Clan

W/E

/bump - thought people might like to revive this. we get a little caught up in the farm occassionally. a few minutes of levity are nice once in a while!

Lews

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Seattle, Washington

R/E

Say what?

xcutioner

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Plano/Texas/USA

NN - No Names

R/Me

Gun Dealer: Ok chief, You can come pick up you're gun in 3 days.
Homer: 3 days?!? But I'm mad now!

How long is the waiting period to get one of them there colt's?

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

I've found several spoons while griffon farming recently.

The thing that really bothers me is why did griffons need spoons in the first place.

I blame Gwen.

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

lol.. this thread is funny! "Tengus with pencils are totally screwed" thats hilarious!

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

lol Nice photoshopped pics

Holy Arch

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

[IV]

Mo/

photoshopped? dont kid yourself. The weapons are obviously real. n33b

Laurelin Goldtree

Laurelin Goldtree

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

East Coast, US

The Fellowship of Lost Elves [TFLE]

Wow! I'm sitting here-my cheeks hurt because I'm trying to not laugh out loud. I wanna see more!

But what's really great is that I spoke to a friend of mine about this:
I wanted a Bowgrip of Pruning for DNKP. I left from Divinity Coast to kill plants since it's been my experience that plants need Pruning mods to slay eachother and therefore, tend to drop them somewhat frequently. Then, I started thinking....why would a plant need a Pruning mod? Wouldn't it make more sense to have an Ebon Longbow of Peopleslaying? Do Charr carry Fiery Hornbows of Peopleslaying? And how come I've never seen one drop?

The joke carried on until it wasn't funny anymore, but this thread totally reminded me of it....thanx!

unienaule

unienaule

I dunt even get "Retired"

Join Date: Aug 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

I know this is from a totally different game, but I was playing Champions of Norrath: Call to Arms, and found... a soup spoon. I kid you not. Crappy damage, but had some good magical properties, if I recall correctly. I used it for a while just because it was so funny.

Saridley Kronah

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Australia, Sydney

N/Mo

I did a quick attempt.


Nothing special but i got a fakers block half way through doing the mods :P.

Manic Smile

Manic Smile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Hawaii

----- 15^50[Rare] ---- Alliance: ----- [SMS] -----

good stuff

Vilaptca

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Quote:
Originally Posted by unienaule
I know this is from a totally different game, but I was playing Champions of Norrath: Call to Arms, and found... a soup spoon. I kid you not. Crappy damage, but had some good magical properties, if I recall correctly. I used it for a while just because it was so funny. Dungeon Siege occasionally had some goofy items with horrible damage. Like meat, looks like raw chicken leg but red meat. 1-2 damage. Was fun to use. Or chair leg...

Swampgirl Inez

Swampgirl Inez

"I love reading trash!"

Join Date: May 2005

Home Again

Sounds cool. SWG drops (or used to) broken items... even says 'broken' in the title. They had a lot to do with the forming of my guild.


And someone posted a Long Sword of Compensation in another thread. I still laugh at that one.