Sure you can browse these forums for hours looking for just the right build... but why do that when you can have the crappiest build ever made?
Here it is:
Class:
Mesmer/Warrior (make character male and as gay-looking as possible)
Attributes:
Don't use any of those points, just leave 'em
Skill Bar:
1. Signet of Capture
2. Signet of Capture
3. Signet of Capture
4. Signet of Capture
5. Signet of Capture
6. Signet of Capture
7. Signet of Capture
8. Signet of Capture
Equipment:
Starter Elemental Rod
Starter armor dyed pink or purple with all five pieces having superior runes of fast casting
To make use of this build, go to the Fire Island Chain and stand in lava pit until dead to save others the trouble of pwning you.
Worst Build Ever
Doomlord_Slayermann
Wrath Of Dragons
Brilliant!
chris_nin00
I think the crappiest build would be no weapons, skills, or armor. 
Mesmer is nice though!
Thanks for saving me the trouble of finding the right build.
Mesmer is nice though!
Thanks for saving me the trouble of finding the right build.
Dentenko
Ya, agree with chris. That would be the worst build. Thought that build is pretty bad....no scratch that.....VERY bad.....uselesss.....and male mesmers are gay looking....hahahaa....
E Power
Awesome build, might want a rez signet in there?
Doomlord_Slayermann
Okay, no weapons works, but you need the crappy armor for the runes on it, which give you a total of -375 health.
RoF
That's not the worst build ever... you could leech off a capping group with that build very well! :P
THIS is the worst build
Monk/X
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
has to be monk because people would expect you to heal. This is the most detrimental build possible.
THIS is the worst build
Monk/X
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
has to be monk because people would expect you to heal. This is the most detrimental build possible.
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoF
That's not the worst build ever... you could leech off a capping group with that build very well! :P
THIS is the worst build
Monk/X
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
has to be monk because people would expect you to heal. This is the most detrimental build possible. I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on.
THIS is the worst build
Monk/X
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
No Skill equipped
has to be monk because people would expect you to heal. This is the most detrimental build possible. I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on.
D E A D S Y
lol. Great idea!
Ian Savage
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on. ROFL, hours of endless fun await.
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on. ROFL, hours of endless fun await.
kade
what abouty me/n ...then use blood renewal to kill yourself before the match even starts?!
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by kade
what abouty me/n ...then use blood renewal to kill yourself before the match even starts?!
No need for that - if you start calling your Signet of Capture right away, your entire team will log out and you will be able to suicide with style against the opposing team, then inform them that your build is teh invinciblezorz, that they are all hackers, and that you will promptly report them to ArenaNet.
No need for that - if you start calling your Signet of Capture right away, your entire team will log out and you will be able to suicide with style against the opposing team, then inform them that your build is teh invinciblezorz, that they are all hackers, and that you will promptly report them to ArenaNet.
Badgerbratt
Lol lmao roflcopter.
You could just be lvl 5 with all sup runes on crappy armor with no skills and a vampiric weapon.
you die in about 2 seconds you spawn.
You could just be lvl 5 with all sup runes on crappy armor with no skills and a vampiric weapon.
you die in about 2 seconds you spawn.
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by Badgerbratt
Lol lmao roflcopter.
You could just be lvl 5 with all sup runes on crappy armor with no skills and a vampiric weapon.
you die in about 2 seconds you spawn.
Another great idea... I was assuming that we were talking about a lvl 20 PvP character here, but yeah, that works.
You could just be lvl 5 with all sup runes on crappy armor with no skills and a vampiric weapon.
you die in about 2 seconds you spawn.
Another great idea... I was assuming that we were talking about a lvl 20 PvP character here, but yeah, that works.
twicky_kid
now you just need keystone sig for your elite
Shimus DarkRaven
I beg to differ on one thing; Male Mesmers don't look gay! They look slightly..frilly.
--The Shim
--The Shim
angshuman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on. I fell off my chair laughing...
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on. I fell off my chair laughing...
Allmightybob
Sorry, but I've made worse builds.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die.
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by Allmightybob
Sorry, but I've made worse builds.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. Let me make it clear one more time that this build is crappy unto itself, not to the team, though it will certainly piss them off.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. Let me make it clear one more time that this build is crappy unto itself, not to the team, though it will certainly piss them off.
Feminist Terrorist
Thank you, all. You made me laugh until I stopped breathing, but only for a moment.
Side note: I've seen a couple male mesmers who were hot. But only a couple.
Side note: I've seen a couple male mesmers who were hot. But only a couple.
xcutioner
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
No need for that - if you start calling your Signet of Capture right away, your entire team will log out and you will be able to suicide with style against the opposing team, then inform them that your build is teh invinciblezorz, that they are all hackers, and that you will promptly report them to ArenaNet.
This sounds familiar actually.
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by xcutioner
This sounds familiar actually.
Yes, welcome to the Random Arenas.
Scorpion Boy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
Here it is:
Class:
Mesmer/Warrior (make character male and as gay-looking as possible)
Attributes:
Don't use any of those points, just leave 'em
Skill Bar:
1. Signet of Capture
2. Signet of Capture
3. Signet of Capture
4. Signet of Capture
5. Signet of Capture
6. Signet of Capture
7. Signet of Capture
8. Signet of Capture
Equipment:
Starter Elemental Rod
Starter armor dyed pink or purple with all five pieces having superior runes of fast casting
To make use of this build, go to the Fire Island Chain and stand in lava pit until dead to save others the trouble of pwning you. Why do you guys always have to be bullying the Mesmers
Good build anyway
pearhk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
I was thinking of the above build more for PvP. Yeah, your monk would screw they entire team up, but I was considering only a single player, and you can't beat a mesmer for gayness! The whole point of the signets is so that you can call them in PvP to confuse and annoy your teammates.
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on. no..
no boss around
u cant use cap sig
Example:
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: wtf u said u were uber shutdown mesmer
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
Team: stfu n00b
Worst Build Ever: I'm using Signet of Capture!
...and so on. no..
no boss around
u cant use cap sig
EagleEye33
lol omg if u use this build to annoy ppl, you'll end up on the biggest jerk page in this forum
Epinephrine
Quote:
Originally Posted by Allmightybob
Sorry, but I've made worse builds.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. Hmm, I think you really need an E/R partner with Winter and 2 more Iron Mists.
Don't forget a nice big heal area, so you can stand by targets that might otherwise die and save them.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. Hmm, I think you really need an E/R partner with Winter and 2 more Iron Mists.
Don't forget a nice big heal area, so you can stand by targets that might otherwise die and save them.
Vindexus
Quote:
Originally Posted by pearhk
no..
no boss around
u cant use cap sig
no boss around
u cant use cap sig
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vindexus
Indeed.
Mango Midget
Here is the actual worst build:
1.I Will Avenge you
2.anything
3.anything
4.anything
5.anything
6.anything
7.anything
8.anything
1.I Will Avenge you
2.anything
3.anything
4.anything
5.anything
6.anything
7.anything
8.anything
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mango Midget
Here is the actual worst build:
1.I Will Avenge you
2.anything
3.anything
4.anything
5.anything
6.anything
7.anything
8.anything Hmm, yes, IWAY is definitely a n00b build... but I don't think it's the worst build.
1.I Will Avenge you
2.anything
3.anything
4.anything
5.anything
6.anything
7.anything
8.anything Hmm, yes, IWAY is definitely a n00b build... but I don't think it's the worst build.
OMFGimCUTE
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
Here it is:
Class:
Mesmer/Warrior (make character male and as gay-looking as possible)
Attributes:
Don't use any of those points, just leave 'em
Skill Bar:
1. Signet of Capture
2. Signet of Capture
3. Signet of Capture
4. Signet of Capture
5. Signet of Capture
6. Signet of Capture
7. Signet of Capture
8. Signet of Capture
Equipment:
Starter Elemental Rod
Starter armor dyed pink or purple with all five pieces having superior runes of fast casting
To make use of this build, go to the Fire Island Chain and stand in lava pit until dead to save others the trouble of pwning you.
why cant u add a res signet for fun ^^
Slade xTekno
Damn, Epinephrine caught one of my fun builds - Winter + Iron Mist
DarkSider84
the point of this was??? to just post for useless space or attention?
Xue Yi Liang
OK here's a pretty useless Me/N I thought up.
Mantra of Persistence
Keystone Signet
Mantra of Inscriptions
Mantra of Signets
Arcane Echo
Verata's Sacrifice
Awaken the Blood
Infuse Condition
Mantra of Persistence
Keystone Signet
Mantra of Inscriptions
Mantra of Signets
Arcane Echo
Verata's Sacrifice
Awaken the Blood
Infuse Condition
Buzzer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Allmightybob
Sorry, but I've made worse builds.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. You forgot Grasping Earth to give the enemy team some much-needed buffing.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. You forgot Grasping Earth to give the enemy team some much-needed buffing.
Inureface
Try W/Me-Get a sup rune of something and major runes of everything else. In your skills bar:
Healing Sig
Frenzy
Illusion of weakness
Tell your team you can tank then run up, frenzy, and spam healing sig. You should be seeing some 90s-200s from even rangers ^_^. Illusion of weakness would be so uselss because your max hp would be around 200-300 and you'd probably go oh crap I got spiked when someone puts bleeding on you.
Healing Sig
Frenzy
Illusion of weakness
Tell your team you can tank then run up, frenzy, and spam healing sig. You should be seeing some 90s-200s from even rangers ^_^. Illusion of weakness would be so uselss because your max hp would be around 200-300 and you'd probably go oh crap I got spiked when someone puts bleeding on you.
The Son Of Morgoth
NO WAY GUYS HERE IS THE WORST BUILD EVER!
Me/x
lol jk im not really hittin on mesmers.
Me/x
lol jk im not really hittin on mesmers.
Xasew
Quote:
Originally Posted by Allmightybob
Sorry, but I've made worse builds.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. We have a winner. That's just brilliant.
E/Mo
Energy Storage 12
Earth 16
Life Attunement
Iron Mist
Glyph of Renewal {Elite}
Earth Attunement
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Put Life Attunement on your Warrior/Rangers, it will reduce their damage by 30%. Put two Iron Mists on each of the other teams monks or soft targets. Then sit back and watch your team die. We have a winner. That's just brilliant.
The Son Of Morgoth
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xasew
We have a winner. That's just brilliant.
lol wow if only i had an elementist to try that with
Alexandria Kotov
Most homophobic thread I've seen to date. I'd point at all the people spamming 'gay' as an insult and call you nazi's, but that'd be just as closed-minded. Is this thread beneficial at all?