Dear ANet Santa ...

Dralspire

Retired

Join Date: Apr 2005

Dear ANet Santa:

I know I am writing earlier than usual this year, but I just had to get my wishes off my chest piece.

First off, it's been a good year. I have wandered the fields of Tyria and delivered swift justice with my metal tongue. I have knocked sense into more Mergoyles than I can count with the blunt force of my judge. I have put my tools to good use to protect the innocent.

This coming year, I wish to serve as an ambassador of Tyria on the Fire Islands. For that, I will need a maximum damage crafter axe, +15% damage while health is above 50%, 9 axe mastery required. I talked to Sarad in Droknar’s Forge, and he says that he is generally open to the idea. Unfortunately he does not have the crafter sigil that he needs to hand to Captain Hugo Bronzebeard.

Because of that, this Christmas I wish for a crafter sigil, so that I can give it to Sarad, so that he can give it to the Captain, so that he can start selling maximum damage crafter axes, +15% damage while health is above 50%, 9 axe mastery required.

And if it is not too much to ask, I would also like a compass that shows me the way to a crafter/collector that gives a strength-based maximum armor shield.

Your friend in dire need of a maximum damage crafter axe, +15% damage while health is above 50%, 9 axe mastery required,

Max.



PS: The ettins asked me to tell you that they need new pauldrons.

Shimus DarkRaven

Shimus DarkRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Titusville, PA <nowhere>

KOD <Knights of the Dragonrose><Guild Officer>

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dralspire
Dear ANet Santa:

I know I am writing earlier than usual this year, but I just had to get my wishes off my chest piece.

First off, it's been a good year. I have wandered the fields of Tyria and delivered swift justice with my metal tongue. I have knocked sense into more Mergoyles than I can count with the blunt force of my judge. I have put my tools to good use to protect the innocent.

This coming year, I wish to serve as an ambassador of Tyria on the Fire Islands. For that, I will need a maximum damage crafter axe, +15% damage while health is above 50%, 9 axe mastery required. I talked to Sarad in Droknar’s Forge, and he says that he is generally open to the idea. Unfortunately he does not have the crafter sigil that he needs to hand to Captain Hugo Bronzebeard.

Because of that, this Christmas I wish for a crafter sigil, so that I can give it to Sarad, so that he can give it to the Captain, so that he can start selling maximum damage crafter axes, +15% damage while health is above 50%, 9 axe mastery required.

And if it is not too much to ask, I would also like a compass that shows me the way to a crafter/collector that gives a strength-based maximum armor shield.

Your friend in dire need of a maximum damage crafter axe, +15% damage while health is above 50%, 9 axe mastery required,

Max.



PS: The ettins asked me to tell you that they need new pauldrons.
You made me cry, I laughed hard! =) But yes, seeing as almost every other weapon known to man, I'd love a 15>50 crafter axe, even if nothing else on it but max damage and a req 9. /Signed!

--The Shim

PS: Have you forgotten about the Giants? They need new pauldrons, too!

EternalTempest

EternalTempest

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

United States

Dark Side Ofthe Moon [DSM]

E/

/signed (Best orginal post I've read to date)

I was wondering if they use to have it before they changed all the collector items to different stats.

benmanhaha

benmanhaha

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

nowhere!!!

N/Mo

/signed
and bonus points for creativity.

BigTru

BigTru

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

You have waaay too much gold/too much time on your hands...

/signed

purecash123

purecash123

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

PS. Collectors should be able to provide max dmg +15%dmg>50%hp bows for every type of bow (horn, flat), not just short, long, and composite. And, either being called what bow they are (instead of Ascalon Bow ) or change the skin for each type of bow.
Oh btw
/signed

Symeon

Symeon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

/signed for the lovely writing and the good idea

Dralspire

Retired

Join Date: Apr 2005

Wow, ANet Santa, thanks so much for my early Christmas gift:



(Can you guess what it is? I give you a hint, I will need to add a sword pommel of defense +5)

Please don't forget my earlier letter, and I hope you will enjoy the milk and cookies waiting for you on your big night.

(Too obvious a bump? )

yesitsrob

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

Heh, nice post - and nice collection of weapons you have. I wasn't even aware there wasn't a 15>50% crafter but there should be. Very much /signed

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

/signed XD

Symeon

Symeon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by heist23
/signed XD
Lol...Christmas is long gone

Dralspire

Retired

Join Date: Apr 2005

Thank you, Santa ... (Speciou5 actually pointed out this recent change ) ... the axes are now available in Droknar's Forge