whats the most stupid ignorant liar you've ever seen?

Well, we all know about those idiots who say or do something stupid or noobish and then when they are confronted or a lie is caught they start spewing foul language at you, well anyway, put your most noobish and ignorant experiences here. Here's mine:
Well this dude was talking on town chat in pre searing acting all cool like he knew everything.
ignorant says: well i would have been a monk, but they pretty much suck, they cant kill anything.
Me (PM): they have smiting.
ignorant: smiting is stupid, it stinks next to elementalist damage.
i then procceed to tell him what i no about smiting
ignorant: your a noob what do u no?
Me: what did u say?
ignorant: your a stoopid (yes he spelled it like that) noob that doesnt no anything.
me: im not a noob, i have played for over 700 hours and ascended 3 dudes.
Ignorant (on town chat): whats ascension?
some guy must have answered him because a monute later he said: i have ascended 4 ppl, so i am better than you.
I then ask him questions about ascension like where you go, what you do, etc. (none of which he got right)
Ignorant: you suck f*** you, you stupid F***ing b**** (spams it over and over, until i put him on my ignore list)
Any similar encounters with ignorant and/or lying noobs?

We have a topic about this type of thing already. Please post there.

(http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=69723)