Oh Dunham, you're so...special...

XvArchonvX

XvArchonvX

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/

I have to say that one of the greatest henchmen EVER is Dunham. Now, before you start flaming about how much he is 'teh suck', lemme explain. I was once in a party full of hench somewhere in the jungle with Dunham included, had just stepped out of a zone, and was in the middle of standing around killing time laughing at Dunham's random constant use of distortion when all of a sudden I got attacked by a pig (warthog) seemingly out of the blue. Then I noticed he got pissed because Dunham had cast empathy on him for seemingly no reason. There were no enemies anywhere nearby, just me, some other hench, Dunham, and the pig. From that moment on I declared to myself as the henchman grouped up and pummeled the helpless empathetic pig like a freshly buggered english stepchild, that Dunham would always hold a special place in my heart. *soft sigh*

Finch

Finch

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Accident Prone [AP]

Thats pretty much animal abuse on Dunham's part.

kai_razorwind

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

That does indeed prove his usefulness. Now if you start a lil campfire, maybe stefan will skin it, lil thom will eviscerate it and you can roast it and eat!

Omega X

Omega X

Ninja Unveiler

Join Date: Jun 2005

Louisiana, USA

Boston Guild[BG]

W/Me

Yes. Dunham has become pretty useful to me as of late. He has infact became my 3rd defacto henchie after Alesia and Stephan.

Doctor Rhino

Doctor Rhino

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2005

MFC

W/Mo

Dunham likes to cast random spells. But yeah, I always take him now, regardless of mission or place. The fact that he is a hog killer can only raise my respect for him. But yeah, I'd have to say Lina is best. Alesia just tanks.

Mysterial

Mysterial

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Servants of Fortuna

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by kai_razorwind
That does indeed prove his usefulness. Now if you start a lil campfire, maybe stefan will skin it, lil thom will eviscerate it and you can roast it and eat!
Sorry, Little Thom doesn't have Eviscerate. But he can Charge! it all you want.

Shimus DarkRaven

Shimus DarkRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Titusville, PA <nowhere>

KOD <Knights of the Dragonrose><Guild Officer>

W/Mo

...PETA has been called, and Dunham has been apprehended. We are now staging a sit-down...feel free to join :P

--The Shim

Gaile Gray

Gaile Gray

ArenaNet

Join Date: Feb 2005

It's sort of sad that you didn't have Orion along to cast one of his well-timed Fire Storms on the piggie. There's nothing like the scent of freshly frying bacon on the battlefield.

angshuman

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Rhino
... Alesia just tanks.
And Mhenlo just dies.

(What's sad is that he's better than half the healers out there.)

Shimus DarkRaven

Shimus DarkRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Titusville, PA <nowhere>

KOD <Knights of the Dragonrose><Guild Officer>

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaile Gray
It's sort of sad that you didn't have Orion along to cast one of his well-timed Fire Storms on the piggie. There's nothing like the scent of freshly frying bacon on the battlefield.
You sure know a way to a an ingame-mans stomache, Gaile! =)

--The Shim

MrMoo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Death Jesters

Mo/Me

LOL.
Yes Dunham is rather special.

On a slightly differnt note, its hard to choose between him orion and claude all are equally as silly. Orion seems to cast fire storm after battle, who knows what dunham gets up to and claude... why do you use deathly swarm.... At least he has blood ritual which he decides to cast on you sometimes - least of all when you really need it. Thinking about it Reyna is pretty silly too, apart from her amazing ability to be the last girl standing when it hits the fan.
Shame she doesnt seem to have a signet... (Not at least a magnuum when i last needed her to)

Uzul

Uzul

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Arctic Tundra

Pints N Quarts [PsQs]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaile Gray
It's sort of sad that you didn't have Orion along to cast one of his well-timed Fire Storms on the piggie. There's nothing like the scent of freshly frying bacon on the battlefield.
well-timed indeed....
how many times does good ol' orion blast a fireball on corpses?
or lets his firestorm go off the second you put the last arrow back in your quiver...

conclusion: orion couldnt burn a big pile of hay if he would sit in it.


still...
henchman > most players == true;

Cjlr

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

SMS

E/Me

I'll never forgive Claude for casting blood ritual on my warrior... Alesia, Orion and Dunham were running on empty, but apparently Claude thought it was more effective to get me to use my, ahem, numerous and powerful energy-reliant skills.

Uzul

Uzul

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Arctic Tundra

Pints N Quarts [PsQs]

well i was thinking of adding claude's ability to ritualise wars and rangers more then monks and eles *cough cough* but then i thought someone else will mention it sooner or later... thanks cjlr ^^

(best thing ever: claude got nailed... but somehow he managed to run up to my ranger, ritual, and die from the next attack... at least i had more then enough energy for revenge and rebirth )

Racthoh

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

Well the henchmen view you as top priority. Alesia/Mhenlo/Lina will always use Restore Life on you first before any of the other henchmen. Their Ressurection Signets, go to the healers first (anyone with res)

XvArchonvX

XvArchonvX

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaile Gray
It's sort of sad that you didn't have Orion along to cast one of his well-timed Fire Storms on the piggie. There's nothing like the scent of freshly frying bacon on the battlefield.
Oh Orion was there...the pork fat was sizzling...just took him a few minutes to get the fire goin....you know how he is....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Uzul
well-timed indeed....
how many times does good ol' orion blast a fireball on corpses?
or lets his firestorm go off the second you put the last arrow back in your quiver...

conclusion: orion couldnt burn a big pile of hay if he would sit in it.


still...
henchman > most players == true;
LoL, I just started an ele a week or so ago and everytime I land a nuke as that hits a pile of dead bodies I laugh at myself and tell everyone I pulled an Orion!

Uzul

Uzul

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Arctic Tundra

Pints N Quarts [PsQs]

don't we all love our henchmen? i certainly do...

quickmonty

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

Was wondering why Reyna never uses poison unless I'm playing my Ranger and happen to have poison arrow with me?

kai_razorwind

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaile Gray
It's sort of sad that you didn't have Orion along to cast one of his well-timed Fire Storms on the piggie. There's nothing like the scent of freshly frying bacon on the battlefield.
LOL @ well timed! I guess that under this point of view it would be indeed well timed. Dead pigs can't run

XvArchonvX

XvArchonvX

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by kai_razorwind
LOL @ well timed! I guess that under this point of view it would be indeed well timed. Dead pigs can't run
Well, they do usually kill the pigs before they fry em, so maybe Orion's time was appropriate for once.

O.O

wilebill

wilebill

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mt Vernon, Ohio

Band of the Hawk

W/Mo

Orion poops parties, I wouldn't be without him, or Cynn.

The henchies are amazing. I once got killed in the crystal desert. Left alive were Alesia, Lina, and Dunham versus a drake and three scarabs. Took Dunham a while, but with the help of the monks he killed 'em all! Only then did Alesia feel it was safe to resurrect me!

I often notice that when I am a caster at range the henchies do a lot better. They work together as a team very well.

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

NO, DEAR GOD PLZ NO FIRES 11!!!!!11!!

All Alesia is goign to do is run into the damned thing while lina's casting through backfire standing in a chaos storm........

smippitysmoo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by wilebill
I often notice that when I am a caster at range the henchies do a lot better. They work together as a team very well.
Yeah I have noticed that too. I think it is because the monks tend to flock around you. And if you are running up to do melee they are more likely to get aggro. Where as if you stay in back casting they tend to hang back too making them not get attacked as quick.

Evil Hypnotist

Evil Hypnotist

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

I Dragon I [PAIN]

I find all the henchmen tend to come in useful for certain situations, however I do prefer the tanks over the casters (excluding healers of course). But one I will never EVER take again is Reyna who doesnt seem to do anything at all, and even if she does decide she has the strength to pull back on her bow string I can barely see any dmg she inflicts. Much better to use up that place in the party with someone else. If I actually had to pay her then it would give me great satisfaction to tell her "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!" (although more like Vince McMahon than Donald Trump style )

curs3d

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

E/Mo

Lil Thom FTW

EagleEye33

EagleEye33

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

In a House...duh

Untouchable Heroes

R/E

Orion couldnt hit an enemy with fire-storm if he was standing lol. The Ele Henchmen move like in slow-motion or something. As soon as I kill someone I see fire-storm. I think orion is just making sure they r truly dead.

ghezbora

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Texas

There Is No Cow Level [cow]

I don't quite get the Reyna-bashing, I almost always take her. She doesn't screw up the aggro with any AoE stuff, at least. I haven't been able to figure out anything Dunham does other than cast distortion a lot. And I do wish Alesia would leave the tanking to Stefan and Little Thom.

Anyone know where I can get Big Thom?

wolfy3455

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Claude is definately the greatest. He uses his elite so well! I've seen him use it one whole time. It was a beautiful sight that I shall never forget.

xxhell

xxhell

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

northend blvds

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
Thats pretty much animal abuse on Dunham's part.
true.. maybe he should get put away

Kismet

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

Westland, MI

Karma Payment Plan <leader>

Once in the HOH we had a player err=7 and ended up with a Fighter Henchmen. We were up against a Korean team, who took us out...but left the hench alive. He resed our monk, who then used Light of Dwayna, and we ended up winning the match.

Sekkira

Sekkira

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Canberra, AU

Dunham done that to me as well in Spearhead peak. I laughed my ass off and remembered this thread.

ecirbaf

ecirbaf

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by ghezbora
I don't quite get the Reyna-bashing, I almost always take her. She doesn't screw up the aggro with any AoE stuff, at least. I haven't been able to figure out anything Dunham does other than cast distortion a lot. And I do wish Alesia would leave the tanking to Stefan and Little Thom.

Anyone know where I can get Big Thom?
I like Reyna as well, weak, but consistent damage output, and usually stays out of trouble.

Dunham casts Empathy, which can do fair amount of damage especially against melee heavy mobs. He also casts Imagined Burden which is not completely useless ( ^ ^) paired with Cynn or Orion..


..

Personally I don't like the end-game henchmen, just because they are characters from the story line. Plus, Mhenlo looks like a zombie, Eve has no 'character' as such compared to good ol' Little Thom. Cynn is plain borind. Devona... uh... maybe original with a hammer but not very stylish. I liked level 20 Alesia and Stephan much more..

1BUnnY1

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Belgium

R/

Stefan does what mhenlo is supposed to do. Run away from the action and watch us struggle instead of tanking. Now guess what Mhenlo does (hint: it's NOT healing).

jibikao

jibikao

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/

What skills does Dunham use besides Empathy and Distortion? Does he interrupt at all? It feels like it does every once a while?

Retribution X

Retribution X

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Check behind you again.

N/

Next time you kill a pig, be nice. use a bow. don't let them flay it where it was standing alive...

sun is in us

sun is in us

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Organic Soup

Of the Day

Me/

Well I don't know how anyone could give up Claude, the original battery necro.

Blood Ritual on demand.......sweet.

sabretalon

sabretalon

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Saints Or Sinners [SOS]

N/W

Only just playing through the game for the first time, using henchies for the majority of quests and missions. Only paired up with one other person to do the pre searing missions.

I think the henchies are OK, Orion is quite usefull when I am at the back at range. If I target the closer one he does from time to time get firestorm off and it keeps the others away from us long enough to dish out some damage.

What I don't like about all of them is their ability to be so dumb! You walk into an swamp, which poisions you, you walk nicely on the paths when available and your henchies just wade their way through the swamp.

I am sure Reyna has resurrected alesia on several occasions?

I wish there was a way that prior to setting out with henchies, that you could populate their skill bar for them. Even having a sub section for henchie armor and weapons would be good too, and adjust their skills i.e. claude you could put all his skills into death for your MM.

Oh well, off we go again.. "Tom, don't you cross your arms at me young man...."

jciardha

jciardha

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

International Districts

The Labyrinth of Night [LoN]

Me/

Dunham just did it again. This time fresh out of the Lion's Arch. He empathied a helpless lynx on sight for absolutely no reason.

I think I like this guy.

ecirbaf

ecirbaf

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/Me

Dunham is good to take around Grenth and Sorrow's Furnace. You can really feel the difference if you go from 5 man party to 6 with Dunham. My typical henchman party for Grenth is me (Monk/Mesmer), Devona/Thom, Dunham, Lina, Aidan.

I've made it into Furnace past the crushers with 4 henchmen, including Dunham, but pulling groups of 3 in Furnace is hard.. so it's a bit frustrating once you start getting DP.

Also Dunham never dies or gets swarmed as much as guildwiki.org's related page makes it sound like.

Of course, if you can't lure/pull, henchmen will always "sux".

BBoy_Manchild

BBoy_Manchild

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

dayton ohio

N/Mo

dunham is one of my favs, distortion (i admit he uses it when he really doesnt need to alot of the time) and EMPATHY, that skill is great