The Late Show Top 10 Annoying WTB messages!

nunix

nunix

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

N/

I'd be far less annoyed with these if they stuck to the Trade channel; it's the constant Local spamming that gets me down. =(

Fist_of_God

Fist_of_God

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/W

The wtb healing req weapon rod or staff gets me the most,especially when I see a lvl 20 monk saying it.

BBoy_Manchild

BBoy_Manchild

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

dayton ohio

N/Mo

WTB: a PvP sundering hammer of health
i made 5k off this idiot - and yes he said health

Rc The Mad

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

[RFE] Refuge From Exile

Mo/W

I saw a guy using all the weird characters spamming

"WTS the way I make all of these characters. I'll tell you for 5k. learn to sell like a pro"


Since I've had the game, I've also probably seen at least one person spam every single thing anyone has pointed out in this thread. It's sad really.

LaserLight

LaserLight

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

La La Land

[NOVA]

A/

Here's a good one

"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"SHUT UP DUDE!"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts..."

So on and so forth, until the game slams him for five seconds for message flooding. then he started up again.

Why do stupid people play MMOs? >_< :-P

arbiter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

that dwarven house in beacons perch

koss

W/

WTB axe grips of enchanting 15-20%!

god people stop trying to buy these its old now!

Killin_Frenzy

Killin_Frenzy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

E/

I know this is not a WTS message but..

I once saw a guy spamming "WTS stefan henchman only 2k!!"

AncientPC

AncientPC

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Ascalon 1

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
I saw someone yesterday selling plat for 1000 gold. HE was joking, but the funny thing is that he got flamed for 'scamming' by like a dozen people.
That was probably me. I usually spam that when I see retarded people selling +5 energy wands / shields for 15k but no one ever gets my sarcasm.

I actually merchanted my 2-3 20% axe grips of enchanting a month ago when no one would buy for 5k each. I got tired of them filling up my inventory.

I hate people who spam "WTB 15>50 req 8 *rare skinned weapon*" I've never come across one that actually had the ectos to afford it, they always lowball you.

The req healing monk weapon pisses me off the most. They always close window when shown Brohn Items, "I said req HEALING greens!"

MoldyRiceFrenzy

MoldyRiceFrenzy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2005

Santa Rosa, CA

Confusion in The Ranks[tArD]

Mo/W

i used to say WTS sup vigor rune 45k unidentified... then id get hella people saying how do i know its a sup vigor rune then... ur so retarded!!!... but of course when u salvage an item without unidentified it makes a unidentified rune... and u can easily tell if its vigor

BBQRibs

BBQRibs

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

N/Me

My favorite is: "Looking for runner to Dorks!"

The irony is priceless

Raku Clayman

Raku Clayman

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Marquette MI

Elite Lan Gamer

E/Me

My favorite WTB seems to be coming up quite frequently lately:

WTB Iron Ignots

Only Ignuts buy Ignots

I also love the WTB Shield, req 9 tacticts. You don't need to be able to spell in English, just copy the words on the item.

dont feel no pain

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

Quote:
1. WTB Max HEAL req weapon!!

when ever i see that i want to kill someone

Justin_GW

Justin_GW

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

Mo/Me

not really a WTB message but....

(O.o)

AncientPC

AncientPC

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Ascalon 1

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Raku Clayman
I also love the WTB Shield, req 9 tacticts. You don't need to be able to spell in English, just copy the words on the item.
They could be a foreigner running GW in French or whatever and guessing at the English spelling

It took a while for me to find this pic again, but here it is:

Raku Clayman

Raku Clayman

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Marquette MI

Elite Lan Gamer

E/Me

Needing a calculator to multiply by 10, now that's scary.

se7en18

se7en18

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

I live in my house.. duh..

OoB FTW - Need Members!

lol! i hate this one

~~---~~WTB MAX DAMAGE CRYSTALLINE SWORD 15^50!~~---~~

Xunlai Master

Xunlai Master

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

Serenity Temple

W/

i saw really smart nooob in Ascalon spammin whole day, he found a way to make millions;
wtb all charr hides for 10g ea!

im sure he'll be able to afford 15>50 crystalline in no time.

Yakumo

Yakumo

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

UK

Hearts Of Fury [HoF]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Rosette
But yeah, we girls can actually make a killing at that 'MONIES 4 CYBR'
stuff. They want realism in it, so they pay me and I tell them 'I have
a headache.'
LOL! *sigh* *crosses it off the WTB list* Realism really has no place here!

Optime

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Runners Academy [LBS]

W/Mo

These are hilarious. I quite enjoyed this one:

"Am porr! Need money for me arma can sm1 in tha chritmus sprit give me 100k plz? thx!!!"

Pfftt...

Qual

Qual

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark, Karup.

[PuG]

W/E

People somtimes write the most funny/stupid things, that we get to know from this btw gr8 thread

Caged Fury

Caged Fury

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Hearts Of Fury [HoF]

Not a WTB one but a runner spam that made me laugh...

"Running to droks - 300 for head".


I didn't know people offered *that* kind of service.

ocoini

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetdoc
My favorite is a version of this....

"WTB ---- CHEAP!!!!"

If I'm selling something, the best thing you can do to intice me to sell it to you is to say that you want to buy it for cheap.

Lord knows, I want to do everything I can to sell it for as little as possible.
*giggle*

Fear The Destroyer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by AncientPC
They could be a foreigner running GW in French or whatever and guessing at the English spelling

It took a while for me to find this pic again, but here it is:
Lol.

Jas

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Piken Square - American District 1

The Everchanging Path [lost]

Mo/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
LOL! That guy had sure thought things through!

I saw someone yesterday selling plat for 1000 gold. HE was joking, but the funny thing is that he got flamed for 'scamming' by like a dozen people.
I know this is not the correct thread for this, but I can't help it... I have been accused for scamming when I declared I would NOT sell my Charr hides in small quantities (like 20 or so) when guy at Piken was screaming out "BUYING ALL UR CHARR HIDES"... I told him I would charge him only 30 (or was it 40?) each if he would really buy them all, otherwise I wasn't selling them at all. He agreed, but refused to buy all my 1,250 Charr hides as soon as he learnt how many I had... and started blaming me scammer on Local-channel.