What do you think they would say if they didn't have to be so nice?
"omfg you noobs, you bought a game and got that game, would you expect Nintendo to give you a free version of Mario every time a new one comes out?"
"umm... we are a business deisgned to earn profit, does it make sense to give everything away for free?"
"over the past year we have had downtimes of about 0.006% (including the LA server and trader fiasco's, thats better than most companies that charge a monthly fee (including your ISP)"
"if you have a problem with the way we are running this game go play something else..."
Of course if they were to take this approach (very similar to many posts here on Guru and other fansites) they would probably lose alot of future sales, and not survive very long as a viable money making business.
I bet if they could, they would say stuff like this and more, what do you think they would say?
Mods: if this is too inflammatory plz close this thread, just thought it would be interesting to see what people come up with if they were to put themselves in Gaile's and Alex's shoes.
What would Gaile & Alex say if they could...
SirErnieMacGloop
Chilly Ress
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"over the past year we have had downtimes of about 0.006% (including the LA server and trader fiasco's, thats better than most companies that charge a monthly fee (including your ISP)" |
Also:
"We try to balance everythingas well as possible, but whatever we do, someone will nto be pleased, if you don't like it, bite me."
fiery
Gaile- I am really a guy in real life.
Alex- Wtf?!!?
Alex- Wtf?!!?
Andy_M
'pve will continue to be shafted because of pvp problems so just bloody deal with it - THE DEVS HAVE SPOKEN'.
Count to Potato
"pve has been cancelled because you noobs keep complaining about it"- Gaile and Alex
SirErnieMacGloop
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"pve has been cancelled because you noobs keep complaining about it"- Gaile and Alex
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OMG, LMAO ROFL, thats so hilarious....
Stolen Souls
"OMG, everybody STOP bugging me and go away, already!! >.<"
topdragon147
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"pve has been cancelled because you noobs keep complaining about it"- Gaile and Alex
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Loviatar
what are you trying to do to froggie you pervert
SerenitySilverstar
"I'm not paid enough to molly-coddle you internet emos!11onetyone!"
AceeBlueEagle
"It's a GAME! It's a GAME!!!!!! Turn off the computer and read a book or study and prepare for your adult future in the real world! You can't earn a living off of Guild Wars, I don't care what rank you hold or how much gold you have. What are you going to do when we turn off the servers? Huh? Huh? Huh? Answer that one, uber elite fantasy man!!!!"
/takes off disgruntled Anet employee mask
/takes off disgruntled Anet employee mask
Opeth11
"Go away and learn how to type."
Carl Butanananowski
'i dont f'ing CARE if you have whatever amount of ectos, goddammit LEAVE ME ALONE!'
Age
They could say I come here on my own time as I am a busy person and don't have to listen to this.I am doing this as curtesy(sp).
makosi
I bet Gaile would say: "O RLY?".
Retribution X
"I need another beer before I answer that idiot."
"OMG. Not another stupid comment about that Beaver emblem I didn't like..."
"OMG. Not another stupid comment about that Beaver emblem I didn't like..."
Crispie
Haha, this reminds me of the time a player mentioned to a dev who was ingame that he saw Gaile get mad before, it was pretty funny, but I dont think Gaile would ever go that far even if she could, wouldn't seem to fit her personality. Now Alex, I could see him go into rage mode, "Damnit give us a break we're doing the best we can dahhh!".
SerenitySilverstar
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I bet Gaile would say: "O RLY?".
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-Loki-
I'd be more interested in what they could say without an NDA blocking everything bar approved information.
Relambrien
Gaile: "I'm level 7 because I LIKE the number 7. DEAL WITH IT!"
Also:
Gaile (to Alex): "Can we PLEASE change the male warrior dance? I have to do these stupid congos just to avoid a group of male warriors dancing around me."
Alex (to Gaile): Just keep a list of everyone who's annoyed you and I'll make sure they lose all their assets in game ^^.
Another one:
Gaile: You do realize that this is OUR game, and we made it? Sorry, but we don't have to do everything you ask.
DISCLAIMER: The preceding quotes are in no way meant to imitate or suggest anything about Alex or Gaile. They are PURELY for entertainment purposes, you know, to give people a laugh.
Also:
Gaile (to Alex): "Can we PLEASE change the male warrior dance? I have to do these stupid congos just to avoid a group of male warriors dancing around me."
Alex (to Gaile): Just keep a list of everyone who's annoyed you and I'll make sure they lose all their assets in game ^^.
Another one:
Gaile: You do realize that this is OUR game, and we made it? Sorry, but we don't have to do everything you ask.
DISCLAIMER: The preceding quotes are in no way meant to imitate or suggest anything about Alex or Gaile. They are PURELY for entertainment purposes, you know, to give people a laugh.
xiaotsu
I think they would both say "Rangers own you all! FEAR THEM! BWAHAHAHA!"
Ok, I would say that...maybe not them :P
Something along the lines of "DEE DEE DEE"
Ok, I would say that...maybe not them :P
Something along the lines of "DEE DEE DEE"
threedices
"Thanks for your opinion, I will personally forward it to the design team."
Sol Deathgard
How about these?
"WTF do you mean nerf IWAY??? we've nerfed it 10 times already!! if you can't beat it now DON'T PVP!!!"
"Gee Touch Rangers are over powered? Then why do the good players kill them all the time?"
"WTF do you mean nerf IWAY??? we've nerfed it 10 times already!! if you can't beat it now DON'T PVP!!!"
"Gee Touch Rangers are over powered? Then why do the good players kill them all the time?"
OMFGimCUTE
This was in that monk strike in THK and when Gail gray went there. I asked Gaile gray if he/she wanted to hook up, and you can see what he/she siad back . i was thinking gaile gray was a girl at that time, i still dont know lol.
Gaile Gray
Ok, you guys gave me a laugh. Quite a few, actually.
Let me think: I've actually said "Ya. Rly." in game before.
I have asked male warrior to "give me a little space" when they're dancing. If you know what I mean.
And I've been pretty direct when someone spams. Or when they ask the same question and number each time! (argh!) Or when they ask me to fix their personal technical issues, and when I explain "I'd like to help, but I'm visiting with more than a hundred other folks," get cranky and say I don't care. It's about then I'd like to say "I do care, or I wouldn't be here, silly!" But oh, wait, I think I have said that before.
Kng, I can't believe you screencaptured that one. I remember the convo! And don't worry, I'm female.
But way outta your age range, as I mentioned.
What would I say if I could say anything? That's between me and Guilda. And she's not talking.
Let me think: I've actually said "Ya. Rly." in game before.
I have asked male warrior to "give me a little space" when they're dancing. If you know what I mean.
And I've been pretty direct when someone spams. Or when they ask the same question and number each time! (argh!) Or when they ask me to fix their personal technical issues, and when I explain "I'd like to help, but I'm visiting with more than a hundred other folks," get cranky and say I don't care. It's about then I'd like to say "I do care, or I wouldn't be here, silly!" But oh, wait, I think I have said that before.
Kng, I can't believe you screencaptured that one. I remember the convo! And don't worry, I'm female.
But way outta your age range, as I mentioned.
What would I say if I could say anything? That's between me and Guilda. And she's not talking.
Hidden in the Mist
Well that was a thread stopper...
Racthoh
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What would I say if I could say anything? That's between me and Guilda. And she's not talking.
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Reine Stormshroud
Gaile is 108?
=O
=O
Grasping Darkness
her rant would prob include something like.........and STFU about the tengu masks you didnt get you crybabies!
alex would nod his head and appear to agree and say "ribbit"
alex would nod his head and appear to agree and say "ribbit"
Sol Deathgard
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Gaile is 108?
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Reine Stormshroud
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Still a child the is, after all I'm 648
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Lawnmower
This thread is funny
Keep it up.
Bitter BW player; "why can't we jump"
Gailie; "OMFG u n00b. this lookz like a platform game to you, you little idiot worm. go play kiddie warcraft you stupid ****. You know what??? You know what??? Get the **** out of here. We would rather blow Blizzard than having a prick like you play our game. Get the hell out of here... Our game just became goty because you left, you delusional little loser. Stupid Night Elf Hunter..."
Keep it up.
Bitter BW player; "why can't we jump"
Gailie; "OMFG u n00b. this lookz like a platform game to you, you little idiot worm. go play kiddie warcraft you stupid ****. You know what??? You know what??? Get the **** out of here. We would rather blow Blizzard than having a prick like you play our game. Get the hell out of here... Our game just became goty because you left, you delusional little loser. Stupid Night Elf Hunter..."
Martian
Do they, like, watch all the forums? *creeped out* O.o
/suspicious glance
/suspicious glance
Skawtt
Gaile: For the love of all thats holy quit pestering me and look it up on Guru!
Alex Weekes
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I think they would both say "Rangers own you all! FEAR THEM! BWAHAHAHA!"
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Tyggen
"I wish all the half-wits in the game would stop calling me their personal friend high up in Anet before making vague threats to have others banned."
blakk
Alex': "preach that thang my sistah! preach it!"
makosi
Gaile's Birthday in 2 days, just thought I'd point that out. ^^
Count Feanor
Alex to Gaile: "How YOU doin'?" 
Retribution X
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Ok, you guys gave me a laugh. Quite a few, actually.
Let me think: I've actually said "Ya. Rly." in game before. I have asked male warrior to "give me a little space" when they're dancing. If you know what I mean. |
I also ssem to remember you saying somthing like, STFU noob. I'll have to pull that screenie out of hiding...
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And I've been pretty direct when someone spams. Or when they ask the same question and number each time! (argh!) Or when they ask me to fix their personal technical issues, and when I explain "I'd like to help, but I'm visiting with more than a hundred other folks," get cranky and say I don't care. It's about then I'd like to say "I do care, or I wouldn't be here, silly!" But oh, wait, I think I have said that before.
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What would I say if I could say anything? That's between me and Guilda. And she's not talking.
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One thing I KNOW Ms. Gray says, is, "I cannot spawn items or gold. SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!! GGKKTHXBAIOMGUBERNUB"
J/K
I still cannot get over the fact she's not yet developed Xenophobia, Sociophobia, Technophobia, Clinophobia, Claustrophobia, Aphenphosmphobia, Chiraptophobia, Haphephobia, Haptephobia, Androphobia, Ergasiophobia, Ergophobia, Heliophobia, Lalophobia, Laliophobia, Ligyrophobia, Paraskavedekatriaphobia, paraskevidekatriaphobia, friggatriskaidekaphobia, Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, Triskaidekaphobia, Terdekaphobia, or Ephebiphobia...