What would Gaile & Alex say if they could...

What do you think they would say if they didn't have to be so nice?

"omfg you noobs, you bought a game and got that game, would you expect Nintendo to give you a free version of Mario every time a new one comes out?"

"umm... we are a business deisgned to earn profit, does it make sense to give everything away for free?"

"over the past year we have had downtimes of about 0.006% (including the LA server and trader fiasco's, thats better than most companies that charge a monthly fee (including your ISP)"

"if you have a problem with the way we are running this game go play something else..."


Of course if they were to take this approach (very similar to many posts here on Guru and other fansites) they would probably lose alot of future sales, and not survive very long as a viable money making business.

I bet if they could, they would say stuff like this and more, what do you think they would say?



Mods: if this is too inflammatory plz close this thread, just thought it would be interesting to see what people come up with if they were to put themselves in Gaile's and Alex's shoes.

QFT

Also:

"We try to balance everythingas well as possible, but whatever we do, someone will nto be pleased, if you don't like it, bite me."

Gaile- I am really a guy in real life.
Alex- Wtf?!!?

'pve will continue to be shafted because of pvp problems so just bloody deal with it - THE DEVS HAVE SPOKEN'.

"pve has been cancelled because you noobs keep complaining about it"- Gaile and Alex

OMG, LMAO ROFL, thats so hilarious....

"OMG, everybody STOP bugging me and go away, already!! >.<"

I wish they would actually say that. It isn't like a minor skill change would prevent you from killing stupid computer-controlled monsters.

what are you trying to do to froggie you pervert

"I'm not paid enough to molly-coddle you internet emos!11onetyone!"

"It's a GAME! It's a GAME!!!!!! Turn off the computer and read a book or study and prepare for your adult future in the real world! You can't earn a living off of Guild Wars, I don't care what rank you hold or how much gold you have. What are you going to do when we turn off the servers? Huh? Huh? Huh? Answer that one, uber elite fantasy man!!!!"

/takes off disgruntled Anet employee mask

"Go away and learn how to type."

'i dont f'ing CARE if you have whatever amount of ectos, goddammit LEAVE ME ALONE!'

They could say I come here on my own time as I am a busy person and don't have to listen to this.I am doing this as curtesy(sp).

I bet Gaile would say: "O RLY?".

"I need another beer before I answer that idiot."
"OMG. Not another stupid comment about that Beaver emblem I didn't like..."

Haha, this reminds me of the time a player mentioned to a dev who was ingame that he saw Gaile get mad before, it was pretty funny, but I dont think Gaile would ever go that far even if she could, wouldn't seem to fit her personality. Now Alex, I could see him go into rage mode, "Damnit give us a break we're doing the best we can dahhh!".

And Alex would say "Ya. Rly."

I'd be more interested in what they could say without an NDA blocking everything bar approved information.

Gaile: "I'm level 7 because I LIKE the number 7. DEAL WITH IT!"

Also:

Gaile (to Alex): "Can we PLEASE change the male warrior dance? I have to do these stupid congos just to avoid a group of male warriors dancing around me."

Alex (to Gaile): Just keep a list of everyone who's annoyed you and I'll make sure they lose all their assets in game ^^.

Another one:

Gaile: You do realize that this is OUR game, and we made it? Sorry, but we don't have to do everything you ask.

DISCLAIMER: The preceding quotes are in no way meant to imitate or suggest anything about Alex or Gaile. They are PURELY for entertainment purposes, you know, to give people a laugh.